cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also

“Imagine there’s no Heaven” DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH “Imagine all the people” ALL of them? Motherfuckin ALL of them??

In other words, Age is just liveliness leaving the body! RAAAH! *smokes 25 packs of cigarettes but instead of tobacco it's just Coal*

me: *posts about dehumanization being good* roughly 30 women all named Lilith: *liked this post*

I feel I'm LUCKY to have the immense physical library that I do, and even then there's a handful of games I'd love to have physically but are out of my reach, and even then, for the price you'd be paying its a crapshoot if it even WORKS anymore. I've seen admitted-broken games go for hundreds.

as someone who's beem an avid physical games collector all my life, the fact that so many games are so overpriced to the point of being unobtainable these takes piss me the fuck off to say the ethically sound way to play certain old games is to pay some scam artist your life savings is insane

I swear on my life that all the "retro game enthusiasts" so avidly against piracy are just mad they can't get an easy 600 dollars out of their beat-up, soda-stained, sun-yellowed copy of fuckin Atari Dragster they think they're gonna trick you into thinking THIS is an object worth any premium

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

you're on the hook for winning our elections for us, too, actually. we'll be over here on the couch shouting instructions

where's you revolution, leftists? har har. i get to be smug because our liberal tactic of preventing fascism by winning elections is going so well

I have two outlooks, neither of which are working

You arguing against his point that rape cannot justify genocide is a pro-genocide talking point. By extension, you are saying it can justify genocide. You put that bit there as a shield to obscure all of your real points. It does not cohere with anything else you say.

If my moral code were predominantly occupied with what other people thought about a subject, I would be a liberal.

An extremely funny thing about retro rereleases that use unlicensed emulators is that you are basically committing the exact same crime (using software outside of the terms of its license) that has you so scared of downloading roms in the first place but now someone has monetized it.

I swear on my life that all the "retro game enthusiasts" so avidly against piracy are just mad they can't get an easy 600 dollars out of their beat-up, soda-stained, sun-yellowed copy of fuckin Atari Dragster they think they're gonna trick you into thinking THIS is an object worth any premium

I own 500+ games, most of them older ones. I love old hardware and old games, and for me personally they're a part of the experience I want where it's financially viable. That being said, you can fuck right off with this nonsense. The only correct way to enjoy retro games is any way you find fun.

Ahem. The reason rules like this exist is to prevent employers from intentionally understaffing and making people do extra work outside their job description. If you've ever waited tables and been asked to clean the bathroom, you know why unions bargain for these punitive measures.

cooked her ass

The new social media ban in Massachusetts is so sweeping in its definition of "social media" that it would require age-verification for Wikipedia. You don't protect kids by cutting off resources. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...

ok block me bye bye

Context is relevant in this case because the poster is a bot that does nothing but autoreply to every image without alt text.

See also Tumblr, Reddit... etc

I am so glad to hear the comments on this thread and am also devastated by them. I hate that there is suffering elsewhere but it shows that we are more alike than we knew and should care for each other.

The American myth that is pushed is one of money. We tell foreigners that they can come here and become wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. A land of opportunity. That's our lure. And we are lured away by a promise of safety.

Americans joke, very bitterly, about the fact that our government despises us. That for as much as it bellows about freedom, it was an apartheid state for much of its history and is still poisoned by that.

Etsy really wanted to ship me $45 for shipping on an order cause I was .1 inches over the limit

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

nothing brings me more peace than the unfollow button. like oh this is annoying? gone. erased from my reality. god bless

Israel has many fine citizens and achievements, but its policies are reprehensible. Lebanon is only one of many nations it regularly bombs and invades. It freely ignores international law. It indulges in genocide. It allies with repressive regimes everywhere. You really can't deny these facts.

Or, alternatively, they could get him to turn on Israel by introducing the award, and going on about how valuable it is, and then giving it to Netanyahu

iran probably don't know it but they could get trump to completely throw israel under the bus forever in exchange for a golden statuette with 'strait of hormuz winner' written on it

I was sent this meme. And I…..

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

bro what the fuck did gboard just create