it’s cool that we’ve just accepted that a study that’s like, “Those surveyed said they have limited their sun exposure as they’ve learned more about UV danger,” will turn into a headline that says, “Sol people versus mole people? Millions shutting themselves inside in so-called ‘sun panic.’”

me: so in last night’s dream, i - my shrink: lemme stop u right there . u couldn’t find a toilet then u found one but u couldn’t find any toilet paper then u found some on the floor then u - me: why are you spelling “you” like that my shrink: for the character limit duh me: what my shrink: what

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

love this game so much

One of the main tools of every reactionary or fascist movement is to relentlessly puff up the danger & radicalism of the left, so that no matter their ugliness, violence, or crimes, their supporters think "at least it's better than the alternative." Centrist left-scolders help immensely.

the phrase "do it scared" has done so much for my mental health i cannot stress how lifechanging it is to realize: if you are scared of doing something (especially if it can be beneficial to you), you cannot wait for yourself to not be scared. it will always seem scary. you have to do it scared

Look, I get that it constructs crazy scenarios that occasionally (frequently) lead to suicide but it can also render startlingly realistic images of Ken Paxton with big natural honkers so we really need to sit down and debate the merits without going overboard.

Helps you code though, so hard to tell if it’s good or bad.

"Elon Musk is a white supremacist" is a 100% objectively true factual statement no major outlet would you let say without extensive qualification in an opinion piece, much less allow in straight reporting.

(reading a story book to children voice) nasty hasan says that pirates are 'pretty cool' *flips page* but pirates STEAL!

they'll welcome warmongering psychopaths and far-right influencers with open arms so long as they won't push for higher taxes on the wealthy. once you do that they'll be digging through your trash looking for things to pretend to be outraged over

the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'

i’m going to venture that it’s not a corn tortilla

Her ass is not listening #mylittlepony

Imagine using a centuries old set of books that were written in a language you don't speak or read to worldbuild yourself into a life where an all-powered dude with a punishment streak had eyes on you at all times and so you have to be really careful but assuming that its an exhaustive guidebook

We don't want to set any expectations too high, but we figured we'd let you know the next 3D Mario is going to involve Bowser pulling off some dastardly tricks.

ok thanks i guess

is Toad okay after bricking?

me x 5 bottles of soju in my fridge IS yuri

Farm-fresh eggs, dozen, in Cleveland: 6.50; 2 = $13 Thus 1 eel = $2.17 A gallon of good ale: $17.33 1 sheep: $229.67 1 cow: $1526.67 A 2-story cottage: $6500 I'll take this price of eggs if it gives us this economy.

*sigh*

you can just do popular stuff that doesn't cost very much and everyone likes and can immediately see the benefits from, instead of doing immoral unpopular stuff that's very expensive whose putative popular effects are at best a bankshot

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

Ken, if every contestant DOESN'T have a nose ring, I will sue. Scylla and Charybdis, buddy. Your move.

That's fine, I'll keep playing infinity engine games, you can keep complaining that every game takes up 250GB and only plays on hardware that they use to melt ice off ships or whatever. It sucks that people apparently want an endless sea of trash but things that are good exist already.

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

🦨it is really funny to be blocked by a member of Bluesky staff just because they're using a blocklist for "AI Haters." I will continue hating generative AI until the end of time, no list will stop me

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

I just made beer

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

I love this ts game #TomodachiLife #LivingTheDream

UNICEF estimates 1 in 4 women & girls experience sexual violence in childhood. 1 in 11 for boys. 62 million men would be a massive under estimate. So sure that many dont use this site, but why is that the focus and not on the fact that theres a site to train ppl to rape that had 62 million visits.

Anyway as one of those 1 in 4, Im fucking tired. This world runs on sexual violence perpretrated mostly by men because we have a culture that raises trains and entitles men to treat women as sexual objects. The doj estimates 99% of perpetrators are men. They arent born like that, they are made.

I would hire a guard to stand in front of the mainframe and arrest anyone that says "almost there" or "we're in" Also i would tell the guard not to fall asleep and give them a soda

sometimes i forget AI is a thing for a minute and lapse to the age-old "this is photoshopped" how i wish we could go back

honey I put up with Lowtax for like twenty full years, I'm not gonna leave a website that's actually good just because you got kicked in the head by a horse

crazy to think a userbase of 38 year old goons and trans puppygirl shitposters is gonna blink first

Exactly one year ago today:

classic

That tracks

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im 32 in a month and have been looking into increasing my net worth

80 percent of furry comics about two bashful twinks being shy and bashful around each other. And that's okay. But there should be an alcoholic dog somewhere

Wild to see American Trump supporting Catholics say that this administration knows more about the Bible than the Pope. Really going old school

My Methodist ass has had to remind entirely too many Catholics how Catholicism works… Also, bro, how y’all failing a biblical literacy test? Imagine the teacher, who has taught this one subject for 40 years gives you an answer key and you’d rather cheat off the dumbest kid in class.