yo that crowd is nuts

Portland Fire are going to win the WNBA championship

The median moderate Dem state elected is going to be howling for Reconstruction 2 in the South and the GOP is both terrified of AND completely whistling past the graveyard about this fact

Even the Klan had enough shame to wear hoods.

Holy shit. This is real! shop.indycar.com/products/inc...

State Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going? Back of the Popemobile: ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS WHO I AM

Hey, heard you looked at a car near a dealership. Would you like to buy a different car that costs twice as much? It's fine if you don't have time right now, I'll call text and email again in 20 minutes.

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Was looking at the Cubs giveaway schedule, and.... I think I need to go to this game. I need this hat. 😭

Damn are replies off so you can get quoted by people saying white nationalist sympathizers are bad

Find yourself something you love as much as this lady loves these curtains at these prices. youtu.be/_jdGCNNXJ8s?...

That T-Shirt cannon just hits different in the Dundon era. #ripcity

Every single word of this sentence feels extremely true. The Steelers absolutely selected Iowa OL Gennings Dunker at 96 and that is Gennings Dunker without question.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Man, Blazers vibes went from immaculate to miserable between the many stories already of "Tom Dundon is a cheap prick" and having to face Wemby.

How long does an ice cream trick sit nearby before the music goes from quaint to irritating?

Exactly one year ago today:

I wrote about Dianna Russini, the constant pressure female reporters face to prove they aren't sleeping with sources (plus the pressure we do get from sources to get involved with them), and why all of this is so uncomfortable to talk about. Gift link:

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

go birds. #notallbirds

Happy Tax Day to those who celebrate

RIP CITY ON THEY ASS

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

BIRD FIGHT

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I'm so happy.

Portland is so back!

Oh no, American Pie (song) just came on in the sandwich shop. Haven't even gotten my sandwich.

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

King of Cards 🟨 Diego Chara is now the MLS all-time leader in yellows

Pat Summitt was always right about Geno being a piece of shit.

I had to verify this due to today's date but yeah, Eugene Mirman crashed into a toll plaza like one exit from our office/studio, flipped his car, which caught on fire and was dragged to safety by the Governor of NH's security detail. www.wcvb.com/article/ever...

Just won a Texas Chili Cook-off. The secret ingredient? Beans. Everyone was really impressed by how good chili with beans is.

In retrospect this is very funny

I hope Ken Bone is happy with himself.

I don't understand how Portland has three or four alternative stations and they're all bad. An hour of Nashville's Lightning 100 has more new and local music than a month on Portland's stations.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

They propped Trump up with a chatbot all weekend didn't they

The Thorns lost a player to two yellows in the first ten minutes then scored two. Then they got a red in the 57th minute. Rose City on they ass. #BAONPDX

Kash Patel:

Burning my United States flag in disgust

BREAKING: huge summary judgment win in our Voice of America case EVERYONE put on admin leave is ordered rehired & all other decisions made by the Trump admin to gut agency down to "statutory minimum" r "vacated and set aside" Kudos to r amazing partners & clients in labor, democracy & journalism

If Venezuela wins then they get to arrest Trump it's crazy no one is reporting on that

it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page

Missing @wesrucker.bsky.social's commentary on this Tennessee-Vandy game.

Being compared to the 2025 Tennessee Titans was the tipping point for Temu.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Hot take but PDX can't be the best airport if there are this few options to find a drink at 10.

This is why Byron Looper legally changed his middle name to Lowtax before murdering his opponent.