Super Bowl Champion Portland Timbers

Is the James Corden post-game on?

New meme just dropped

It's insane that Lionel Messi plays in the MLS.

SHOW ME SAD MICK JAGGER AGAIN

BREAKING: Federal judge finds that Trump's IRS suit was improper because Trump controlled both sides of the litigation. Judge Kathleen Williams also sanctions Trump's lawyers, issues monetary sanctions, and harshly criticizes DOJ's "untenable" conduct. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com

RIP Lindsey Graham Platner

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

I could win the World Cup. I'd need the team around me to be like way better than the other guys, but I could do it.

I adore whichever previous renter put this in

TInTin and The Case of Beating Your Ass

more like world crap

Trump killed the vibe

I don't like wondering whether in 10 years or so I'm just gonna have to deal with broccoli haircut adult men in my day-to-day life.

Trump killed the vibe

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

Refs in this game do not seem to give many fucks

39yo Messi vs 40yo Vozinha, it’s like a bluesky fight made it to the real world

DON'T YOU DARE REFS

Last year ICE said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and tried to choke her to death. He was even indicted for attempted murder. Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.

ONSIDES

my god

whole lotta dudes rock happening here

Did not think this would be the second worse nutshot of the game

Working on an app called Nexdoor, bout what's going on Nexdoor. No complaining, no politics, nothing bout missing pets or adoptions or whatever. The only advertising is letting people know you can come help them move a couch. Yes to the hawk carrying a dead rat, yes Rebecca show us your cool stump.

well he finally got his wall built

First trillion dollar MLS transfer?

It's going to be a bummer when the Timbers lose Finn Surman but at least the club will get a billion dollars for him.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

I personally would not kick the ball into my own goal but I'm not playing in the World Cup.

Why does Cabo Verde get anglicized to Cape Verde? We don't say Ivory Cote.

you quisling centrist piece of shit

It took me a minute to realize this wasn't the lead that the Spurs blew.

They should announced in the arena that It Happened™ just so that Trump has to see people's responses.

That's illegal, call it back.

Girl on Love Island asked everyone if they knew where New Hampshire is and they all said no. I’ll never quit this show.

What idiot called it having loud sex with a judge and not pleasing the court

Spotted at the Portland Art Museum and feel like I've been lied to.

The greatest invention in the past 50 years is the sippy cup lid for disposable iced drinks.

The Portland Thorns have broken an NWSL record #BAONPDX They have not allowed a goal at home for over 568 minutes. Providence Park is an absolute fortress.

It should be legal to goaltend against Wemby.

@vicmmic.bsky.social I rolled my ankle staring at the camera but tracked down a lazuli bunting, with a bonus American kestral

Portland Fire are going to win the WNBA championship

The median moderate Dem state elected is going to be howling for Reconstruction 2 in the South and the GOP is both terrified of AND completely whistling past the graveyard about this fact

Even the Klan had enough shame to wear hoods.

Holy shit. This is real! shop.indycar.com/products/inc...

State Trooper: Do you know how fast you were going? Back of the Popemobile: ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS WHO I AM