Jacob Rubin
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I know! Can you believe it? Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
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Mo Ryan
1 day ago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
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Phineas
7 days ago
New awareness campaign
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onion person
8 days ago
the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE
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Happy Waluween!
10 days ago
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Katie Mack
5 months ago
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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I think Hematuria would be a very pretty name for a girl.
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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is pizza a burrito bowl? Is sushi tortellini? Is a churro a French fry? Is sea water salad dressing? Are the stars that glimmer above us in the night sky peanut M&Ms??
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When a French guy tries to say "Conner"
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Sean Aitchison
21 days ago
n i n e t e e n n i n e t y s i x
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Brandon Sheffield
23 days ago
Oakland does not mess around
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Waffle 🧇
25 days ago
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Former Pingu Child Actor
27 days ago
Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank. Rest In Power, Chop.
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BoJack Horseman is Richard Scarry for adults
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Snacks McGrath
about 1 month ago
Rich dickheads stop moving to cities that you don’t like challenge level impossible
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
about 1 month ago
eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated. or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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weeder
about 1 month ago
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:
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In an effort to not get the dust on my fingers, I've been eating honey mustard & onion pretzel bits out of a bowl with a spoon and I've never felt more like a fucking Martian trying to blend in with humans in my God damn life
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Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL
about 1 month ago
Truly chilling.
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Movies used to be about a bunch of kids looking for pirate treasure in coastal Oregon. Not anymore.
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Sean T. Collins
about 1 month ago
One advantage we have over the antifascists of old is the ability to widely disseminate footage that makes our enemies look like jokes
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University
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Showing up to the masked orgy in one of the bad boys
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I work with seniors and one of them was asking me about Peacemaker so I made him this informative flyer.
about 2 months ago
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August J. Pollak
about 2 months ago
To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin.
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
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Poll: Capitalism is out … and socialism is in
The movement is gaining popularity among Democrats, a left-leaning group found.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/15/is-socialism-going-mainstream-a-new-poll-suggests-it-might-be-00564167
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America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan
about 2 months ago
*taps sign*
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Just opened a Skittles bag with no reds or oranges! Get fucked, mate!
about 2 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
almost 2 years ago
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
about 2 months ago
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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The universal acceptance of "froyo" as the abbreviation for frozen yogurt is a huge disappointment to him.
2 months ago
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Here's a freebie for all you rappers out there: "constipation" rhymes with "long vacation"
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THREAD: ranking the Real Ghostbusters by how much they look like the real Ghostbusters. 1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.
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I know my toddler is very large for his age but I'd appreciate it if doctors would stop going "WHOA hahahahaha what the FUCK dude WOW" when they enter the room.
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jamelle
2 months ago
a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell
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Jedward should go on Taskmaster
2 months ago
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ME: [approaching a Trader Joe's employee on a day when the free sample station isn't open] hey are you mad at me
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Jonathan Loves X-Men
2 months ago
Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.
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Can't believe the guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was in the Epstein Files
3 months ago
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🏳️⚧️ Josephine Riesman
3 months ago
"Calvinball" making it into a major SCOTUS dissent is a grim achievement for comics
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Holy shit this is the third paragraph
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Supper Mario Broth
3 months ago
Mario Party: The Top 100 contains the unexpectedly profound test message "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This is actually a quote from the 1999 film Fight Club.
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"Oh ewie gross this grape soda tastes like cough syrup" wow what's it like to be the weakest person alive
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Free: baby shoes, worn hella much
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Rob From Flailthroughs
3 months ago
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Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️
3 months ago
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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Good morning my dog looks like Master Karin thank you for your attention
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This is the most I've ever needed How To with John Wilson to come back.
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