Personally I'm okay with milk and gas being more expensive if it means the government isn't murdering people they don't like in the street

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

I DID A PROPOSAL IN THE NERDIEST WAY I KNOW. Games have always been a big part of me and my partner’s life, and I wanted to use games to build our next step together.

tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Getting kicked out of my X-Men cosplay group because I refuse to dress as anyone but Gateway

TED: Okay Coach, let me see if I got this right. If I was having friendly conversation while enjoying an Indian condiment with the only female character in Street Fighter II, then... BEARD: ... You'd be getting chummy and eating chutney with Chun-Li, Coach. TED: Son of a gun, I knew it.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

Zohran bring back Pop Tarts World

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

Growing up I was so Jewish I legit thought that "mahoo morris dahoo doris" song from The Grinch was an actual Christmas song and didn't understand why I didn't hear it all the time at malls and whatnot. It's a banger.

I come to you tonight on Christmas Eve to tell you this is one of the weirdest things I've ever eaten and I want eight more bags

AI is a cancer.

Just found out that when my friends talk about "getting Cracked" they AREN'T talking about the magazine???

The reason we can't do anything about shootings is the same reason we're now stuck with antisemitic murders: the right wing has been allowed to exist

Today my toddler discovered you can't put your fingers in blackberries the same way you can with raspberries and it made him very upset. Sorry if this is how you found out too.

Fantasizing about a Smash Bros-Taskmaster crossover based on this and this alone.

This guy wants more dead kids.

Good news! Today I worked with a plumber who looked EXACTLY like Nandor the Relentless!

Busta Rhymes rapping in front of Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be remembered as the first step in healing America.

Do you think Cruella de Vil is so into clothes because the lady who plays her is called Glenn Clothes? I'll take my answer off the air.

A specific four or just the first four to show up?

Jamelle was cooking. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...

Can someone please explain to me why the Tweedledum statue at Children's Fairyland in Oakland has the weirdest ass I've ever seen

Very respectful of Illumination to keep the Bowser lineage Jewish.

this is literally never not accurate

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago

New awareness campaign

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

Happy Waluween!

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

I think Hematuria would be a very pretty name for a girl.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is pizza a burrito bowl? Is sushi tortellini? Is a churro a French fry? Is sea water salad dressing? Are the stars that glimmer above us in the night sky peanut M&Ms??

When a French guy tries to say "Conner"

n i n e t e e n n i n e t y s i x

Oakland does not mess around

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

BoJack Horseman is Richard Scarry for adults

Rich dickheads stop moving to cities that you don’t like challenge level impossible

eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated. or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

In an effort to not get the dust on my fingers, I've been eating honey mustard & onion pretzel bits out of a bowl with a spoon and I've never felt more like a fucking Martian trying to blend in with humans in my God damn life

Truly chilling.

Movies used to be about a bunch of kids looking for pirate treasure in coastal Oregon. Not anymore.