They should make a movie about the time I accidentally called him Elias SamPson and the pro wrestling subreddit ripped me to shreds.

Regular reminder that no wealth tax is going to stop this racist oligarch from destroying America. We must put Musk in prison for the crimes he has committed that are public knowledge—or others that have so far been hidden. The DOGE violations of federal law will be sufficient.

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

Great new series of essays on the @supertrashed.bsky.social blog, where we ask: what's the first video game you owned? Super Trashed TV also asks, accidentally: how did that first tiny domino that fell in your childhood make you the person you are today? www.supertrashed.tv/news-item/fi...

Okay, I've thought a lot about this. If they did another swing at an American version of Taskmaster, my pitch for a line up would be: 1. Atsuko Okatsuka 2. Cedric the Entertainer 3. Chris Gethard 4. Demi Adejuyigbe 5. Kate Micucci

My most boomer take is that McDonald's should still sell glassware.

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

I don't live in LA anymore but the Nithya Raman news is like cocaine [positive].

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Laughed so hard I almost crashed my car when I saw this

Denmark fun fact: every hot dog stand I've seen advertises that you can, if you wish, just buy the bun.

I know what this means but I'd like to think this is how they announce a new branch of law enforcement

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

One of the best things about having a baby is sometimes they do a little smile that makes them look just like Chris Farley

This came to me in a dream.

There's no better feeling than picking your baby up out of their crib, giving them a nice squeeze, kissing their cheek, and gently whispering in their ear, "... heard you was talking SHIT"

When I forget I shouldn't have energy drinks

Have we really lost the plot so much that we might elect a billionaire to be governor of California? If the past 10+ years of American governance have taught us anything, it's that having a billion dollars doesn't make someone a smart or skilled leader! The opposite is probably true!

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Three episodes into the final season of Hacks and I'm starting to get worried we've seen the last of Dance Mom

Prosecuting every one of the people involved in this is the moderate position and voters need to be reminding every single Democrat running that this is how it is.

Happy 10th anniversary to the time someone created a fake ad for a secret Limp Bizkit show at the Sunoco gas station in Dayton, Ohio and 100 people turned up for the alleged concert

A soda that induces labor called Mountain Dew Date is this anything

I said it before and I'll say it again: Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

We need fewer live action remakes of animation and more animated remakes of live action. Where's my Home Alone anime.

Damn. Sure seems like it.

Getting to a point where I feel like we should just be calling for a full scale abolition of the Republican party. Whatever their apologists claim they stand for isn't true in the slightest.

1970s: There were 1500+ murders per year in NYC in the 1970s. There were several active serial killers. That's not counting the DeMeo crew that killed ~200 people, including random civilians for "practice." 2025: NYC had only 75 murders, the lowest number ever recorded since record keeping began.

"When it's a Mario Party 2v2 mini game and you get stuck with the NPC"

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

My mom with her #NoKings sign today

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

WHOA.

will never stop marveling at the efficiency of the writing in the Peak Simpsons years. this joke is escalated like five times in three lines of dialogue across ten seconds. the last letter escalates it. it's so perfectly tuned and there's like a few dozen of these little runs per episode. fuck off

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

[On trial for grand theft auto] As a thought experiment, imagine if I bought the car, cash, using money from my seven-figure job, where all I do all day is eat spaghetti...

"Hold A to charge your penis. Laser! I meant laser!" - Freudian Slippy Toad

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

A well-known thespian set out for what could have been a pleasant night at the theatre. Hours later, his life had drastically changed as he was being hunted for shooting President Lincoln in the head.

Kristi Noem's political career is happily reunited with her dog

Starting to think they're not going to release the Sega Exodus

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

Omg. I didn’t see everything happening in this pic until I read the alt text. It’s incredible.

BROWT

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

"Yes I love watching esports" - a Spanish guy who loves watching sports

They should invent a signal you can put on your car that lets you warn the other drivers that you are intending to turn. Maybe it could also tell them the direction? That might be too hard.