THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago

New awareness campaign

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

Happy Waluween!

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

I think Hematuria would be a very pretty name for a girl.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is pizza a burrito bowl? Is sushi tortellini? Is a churro a French fry? Is sea water salad dressing? Are the stars that glimmer above us in the night sky peanut M&Ms??

When a French guy tries to say "Conner"

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Oakland does not mess around

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank. Rest In Power, Chop.

BoJack Horseman is Richard Scarry for adults

Rich dickheads stop moving to cities that you don’t like challenge level impossible

eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated. or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

In an effort to not get the dust on my fingers, I've been eating honey mustard & onion pretzel bits out of a bowl with a spoon and I've never felt more like a fucking Martian trying to blend in with humans in my God damn life

Truly chilling.

Movies used to be about a bunch of kids looking for pirate treasure in coastal Oregon. Not anymore.

One advantage we have over the antifascists of old is the ability to widely disseminate footage that makes our enemies look like jokes

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

Showing up to the masked orgy in one of the bad boys

I work with seniors and one of them was asking me about Peacemaker so I made him this informative flyer.

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

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Just opened a Skittles bag with no reds or oranges! Get fucked, mate!

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

The universal acceptance of "froyo" as the abbreviation for frozen yogurt is a huge disappointment to him.

Here's a freebie for all you rappers out there: "constipation" rhymes with "long vacation"

THREAD: ranking the Real Ghostbusters by how much they look like the real Ghostbusters. 1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.

I know my toddler is very large for his age but I'd appreciate it if doctors would stop going "WHOA hahahahaha what the FUCK dude WOW" when they enter the room.

a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell

Jedward should go on Taskmaster

ME: [approaching a Trader Joe's employee on a day when the free sample station isn't open] hey are you mad at me

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

Can't believe the guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was in the Epstein Files

"Calvinball" making it into a major SCOTUS dissent is a grim achievement for comics

Holy shit this is the third paragraph

Mario Party: The Top 100 contains the unexpectedly profound test message "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This is actually a quote from the 1999 film Fight Club.

"Oh ewie gross this grape soda tastes like cough syrup" wow what's it like to be the weakest person alive

Free: baby shoes, worn hella much

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

Good morning my dog looks like Master Karin thank you for your attention

This is the most I've ever needed How To with John Wilson to come back.