God I love basketball

What time is Spirit Airlines' funeral? I would like to go stand over its grave and point and laugh

THIS is the smutty literature I crave

What they call my butt: what they call me

"Writers write!" - somebody that probably wasn't a writer

Great to see the Lakers win and even better to see Rui shoot an airball into KD’s stupid head

Daredevil is a cool show to watch because only in the magic of Marvel television could there be an unstable authoritarian dictator who wields his own army of secret police to terrorize the people that elected him! Where do they come up with this stuff?????

How is it possible there is a Sonic 4

Please somebody make a Catch Me if You Can-style movie about this

Heated Rivalry (2025)

So many of my favorite musicians wear dumbass hats

One's koozie collection is a tale of one's life

*liam neeson voice* UNLEASH YOUR SPRING MENUS

Stacker was like "wanna rank fast-food fries" and I was like "yes" stacker.com/stories/food...

Damn. Sure seems like it.

Is there a word for the grief of accidentally deleting a years-old playlist

ON TONIGHT’S BLACK MIRROR: A brewery is not filled with nasty little children

BOY OH BOY, The Protomen really delivered with Act III, but most importantly, they gave us the thing we've all been waiting so patiently to hear for the last 17 years:

Incredible writing. Incredibly accurate. Incredible all-around. thedispatch.com/article/san-...

Cannot believe Jonny Greenwood turned Pyramid Song into a whole movie score and got nominated for an Oscar and my biological son Bryce Dessner got nothing, IS THERE NO JUSTICE

I like my manuals of style like I like my hot dogs: Chicago

Heated Rivalry (2025)

I feel sad for some Olympians because if it doesn’t work out for them in their sport they will have to fall back on being supermodels

Me to my Subway sandwich artist

Who else thinks “that’s the guy who turns into goop in X2” whenever they see this dude

Anya Taylor Soldier Spy

Andy is the teenage villain of a snowboarding movie tonight

iiiiiiii’ll bee shootin for me own hand

Please, [First Name] is my father. Call me [Last Name]

NEW POD WHO DIS podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

NEW POD, COME N GIT IT www.instagram.com/gfbookpod/

Still thinking about when will. i. am said he could write a better LOST finale episode

Oh yeah, but could a depressed person do THIS? *pulls House of Leaves off the bookshelf with intent to read it again*

Super 8 > Stranger Things, still

Trader Pidgeotto's is this anything

Remember that Oscars when Mark Ruffalo kept winking

All I want for Christmas is to scream in the face of 🧊

To all the ICE agents in Asheville this morning: You are NOT. WELCOME. Go back to the stinking holes you crawled out of, you festering boils on humanities backsides.

Hello doctor, I am having a problem where I am having trouble saying the word “liberty” and I’m instead saying the word “bibberty” and it is an issue for my acting audition

If you buy one of these I would like to make a documentary about you

It's Trader Joe's apple cider season, lads

my fave sci-fi planet

THAT’S FIVE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THAT’S MORE THAN ANY OTHER MEXICAN IN HISTORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WTF WTF WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Malignant (2021)

LFG BABY, the beauty has landed. And I don’t only mean Shon Tarver, the guard who averaged a solid 17 points a game for UCLA in 1993. @sheaserrano.bsky.social

I am loving the NBA's new stipulation this season that you must be named Jalen to be a basketball player

Looooooootta white people about to pretend to be huge D’Angelo fans

THE TRAITORS except it's THE TRADERS and it's all of the Trader Joe’s characters (Giotto, Jose, etc)

HIGH CONCEPT MOVIE PITCH: An Italian person is forced to not talk about being Italian for one (1) day

Which one of you cowards is gonna tell me where I should eat in Denver