wow. a puppet that causes harm and makes you feel slow burn agonizing pain and regret for past misdeeds, and then there's the guy from saw too

god i hope so

another day getting my face blasted at the bone factory

Huge work. This is the economic terror fascists inflicted on Minnesota.

I love townspossum :)

Mmmm I love a video game measured in megabytes 🤤

so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny

All eyes on New Jersey. Minnesota stands in solidarity. ABOLISH ICE EVERYWHERE

I have become disgruntled

one week ago today, brian o’hara was in front of the minneapolis city council, unable to explain to aisha chughtai why the police department was $20 million over budget this year as she went through line item by line item. and now he’s resigned as the police chief

BREAKING: brian o'hara has resigned as the chief of the minneapolis police department o'hara was due to face the city council next month for a confirmation hearing to reappoint him, the same process community safety commissioner toddrick barnette has now failed twice

BIG WIN: 8-5! We just passed a temporary data center moratorium and I was proud to be lead author alongside my colleague Jason Chavez, @jchavezmpls.bsky.social 🧵

I made rhubarb shrub, mixed it in some honey, and slathered it on a pork chop. If you know what I mean ;)

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

i smell bad :/ stinktopia. in disney pixar's new movie SCENTS, i'm playing the role of armpit vapor.

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

Minneapolis residents, the independent monitor for the settlement agreement wants to know what you think of MPD. Please share this widely, please tell them what you think of MPD. www.surveymonkey.com/r/MNcommunity

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

I am extremely troubled by the amount of standby pay issued to MPD officers during Operation Metro Surge. MPD data shows some officers were paid nearly 24 hours per day for 32 days straight, while dozens were paid 8-12 extra hours each day while we stood out in the cold protecting our neighbors. 1/

Me when I see Yoshi.

backlog is >75 games but i downloaded Mixtape bc it's from the people who did The Artful Escape

Im fucking dyimg

TRUE FINAL RELEASE DATE!! 🐭🙌 Mina the Hollower launches May 29 for only $19.99! Prepare yourself for one of the greatest top-down adventures ever to be delivered directly to your soul for less than 20 bucks. Mark your calendars. Tell your friends. Wishlist now - links below! 🧵

might wear some antlers and a cowboy hat this year for halloween, call me kacey moosegraves

No such thing as too many Mayday photos, right? 20 years on and I still can't enough of this parade. This year just felt extra cathartic. #Mayday #Minneapolis

More mayday photos. Best day of the year!

explore the burnt dunes of meringue desert 🏜😵‍💫

enjoyed these bugs today

Hope springs eternal. For over 50 years, the May Day Parade has represented the very best of Minneapolis. This year, it felt even more special to be celebrating the resiliency of our community with so many friends and neighbors on this beautiful day.

if you cover up "cool! hair tie" then you get NO MORE WAR! sorry that's just how it is

I love muting people like shut the fuck up lol

We will never stop fighting for the immigrants and workers of our City. Minneapolis will always stand with you!!

Perks of living in the arts district

I am excited to learn and play Realis :^)

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

mfer can't even put down candy crush to get glazed by a council member smh

I just found out one of my cats is a console gamer and the other is a PC girly

the governor’s watching his constituents move heaven and earth to get people home on bluesky dot app while he does fuck all

Give me a future worth fighting for: aftermath.site/4x-game-climat...

As an infectious disease specialist, I’d urge @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social to listen the experts, and in this case, the majority of the council. Decriminalizing possession of clean needles and syringes helps us prevent incurable diseases. You have experts you can turn to. Listen to them. Don’t veto.

Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.

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Try not to cum when you read these 5 magical words