For sale, Krogan baby shoes, never worn

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

I've waited 3 years to make this post

I do not particularly want to be the Dragon Reborn.

Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise

Okay, so I've wanted to do something like this before the end of the year, so I figured why not now? I want to give away a code for 5 underserved #Indiegames to mutuals on here. The games in question are gems that need eyes on them. If you want one, DM me. All I ask is you 1. review them. ... /1

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Love being able to freestyle roast beef and a potato gratin (Hasselback style original recipe courtesy of J. Kenji Lopez-Alt) for Christmas dinner with Home Alone on the TV. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

I have again been asked if AI was used to make my game. For transparency, my minions used generative AI to make all the parts of the game that didn't benefit from a human touch, were too boring to make or not important enough to craft by hand. In other words, we didn't use any generative AI.

Been getting into Japanese basketball over the last few months and just saw the home team Shiga Lakes make an awesome second half comeback for the win. Feels good. No voice tomorrow tho.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent

What was wrong with Lorem Ipsum???

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

this cookie recipe has the serving size set to the entire batch, and honestly i think more recipes should be so realistic

Fun reminder: Blow sucks.

Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam This is where we're at now.

If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people

Otto's Basketball Game, version 1.0.0, is now done :--) The game is freeware, and you can play it on (or download it from) Itchio. ottoojala.itch.io/ottos-basket... It's a simple one-button basketball game with lots of silly details and a good kind of homemade feel to it. #godot #solodev #gamedev

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

I see people have takes on the wicked sex scene. I will share a semi related story which is that I received the book way too young as a gift from a clueless uncle, and when I showed my mom the sex scene, which had confused me (like most of the book tbh) she said "that's just a thing green people do"

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business" x.com/dailyportalz...

Using "AI" assistants is kinda like stating "all products surrounding us are worse than they were years ago" and following up with "and that is just great".

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Blue Umbrella CEO Kay Benson would like to assure shareholders she has everything under control, that "waffles are delicious" and that the stockpile of guns in her office is cosmetic. She also noted that she does not hate trans people, stating "some of our best employees recently transformed."

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass

Really incredible the ways in which Silent Hill f and Baby Steps are in conversation with each other.

I'm enjoying Silent Hill f, but the way it so quickly locks you out of exploration is frustrating. Walk through the wrong door and you're advancing with no choice.

In Silksong I'm certain I've died to touching an enemy's body more often than I've died to actually being attacked.

I truly do not understand the thinking behind Silksong's economy.

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

"Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties!" Just looping through my head all day.

“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”

@discountygame.bsky.social I've been trapped by the dastardly Elmer. Please send help.

BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay

Did they license Sex House from @theonion.com ??

What's the charge? Assault with a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Really impressed by the new King of the Hill season. They were really cooking when they wrote it.