Maybe this summer I will learn how to make cocktails

HBD to the legendary joyful/angry feminist and superlative filmmaker Agnès Varda (1928-2019)!!! 🎊🎞️

good afternoon galette afternoon

on a very stupid self acceptance journey where i try to understand that i genuinely have very severe seasonal allergies

The president of Cornell hit two students with his car, lied about what happened, and got away with it. The story illustrates an under-reported crisis in higher education: administrators and the trustees they answer to are increasingly hostile to the idea of college itself. I wrote about it here:

today payroll sent me an email that said “we are taking $300 from your next paycheck” and twenty minutes later when I was crashing out sent a follow up “our bad you’re getting an extra $200” email 🤡

developing a specific type of ocd where I’m convinced I’m anemic even though I eat spinach nearly every single day

bringing this back because people are doing birth rate discourse again

reading a book about scientology and I feel like it was probably way easier to recruit people to a cult before the internet

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment

everyone look at my rhubarb cake 😇

not gonna quote post bc I don’t want to start drama but as a special education teacher I feel compelled to point out that “read at a Xth grade level” doesn’t mean anything. reading is comprised of many different skills, which are not equally distributed k-12

perfume that smells like cat piss

The Wheels on the Bus is NOT about a school bus. School busses do not have babies going wah wah wah nor mamas going shh shh shh. We need to stop showing yellow school busses in media surrounding this public transportation anthem. I'm looking at you, Ms. Rachel.

made this for dinner and it’s a little harder than kenji makes it out to be but is very tasty www.seriouseats.com/ricotta-gnoc...

getting into press on nails

this instagram influencer just posted what i can only describe as the least convincing gardening photo of all time

tonight i am making a frittata. consider this an accountability post. no computers needed i just thought about what was in my fridge.

Addicted to wearing a full face of makeup up with a white turtleneck 🤡

insurance just paid for me to get a massage which was very nice but I do not understand the financial logistics here even a little bit

ordered a fancy new candle which will surely solve all my emotional problems

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

won a cola in my union contract that was entirely taken up by an increase in insurance costs. had to switch to a worse plan to even see a change my net pay.

happy neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate

in for spring and summer: pickled carrots beans

finally finished the book I got for christmas. one book every 3.5 months is embarrassing, i need to step it up.

it’s genuine journalistic malpractice to frame the declining birth rate as about the job market or girlbossing or whatever when it is almost entirely driven by the decline of teen pregnancy

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extremely normal experience at work today where I met with the benefits counselor who was unable to offer me any counseling about my benefits

The dumbest most vile bloodthirsty cowardly motherfuckers on earth are in charge of the nuclear triad. And the press is going to wear special pins to the mad king’s ball. Everything is going great.

I hear Red Panda’s music in the background and ngl I kinda wish we could just watch red panda

smell like this today btw

I promise you whatever thing you’re mad doesn’t get taught in schools anymore (cursive, home ec, grammar, novels etc) is getting overlooked because of no child left behind and not because of a secret cabal of teachers who hate children and learning

I love this one so much

there are so many talented people doing defense contracting rn who would be doing something else

Gar swims into a bar…

Demon in my brain that says get an Apple Watch :/

every day he’s vindicated

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Made the best roast carrots I’ve ever made tonight btw

everything is increasingly intolerable all the time.

trying not to crash out too hard about it but finding it increasingly hard to go about mundane life with the horrors happening

i think about this video every time i put up the hood on a hoodie www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txV...

jimmy stewart greatest voice in all of hollywood. young men should abandon clavicular and focus on being more like jimmy stewart.

feel like a domestic goddess for mending small holes in various garments during the snow storm today

possibly the most veronica core place to ever exist