Motherfucker you will never be President no matter how many homeless and trans people you throw under the bus and when you die your body will be rejected by the earth

This was a good read.

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

soon she's gonna be posting memes about Rhodesia and transvestigating celebrities, i can see it from a mile away

This whole Bsky waffles crash out feels like we unmasked Jay and found it was Elon and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the meddling users and their dogs.

you know what, ruby central's radio silence is on balance a preferable approach to posting "waffles" at anyone who's mad at them. congrats to bluesky on winning this week's prize for bad governance

so here we are on a platform that’s 24/7 vibrating on anger, a significant portion of which is from the staff here have made themselves known to be bad messengers for the messages their community wants to hear. i don’t have the answer but an idea is a clearer separation of the client and protocol

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as we watch bluesky have yet another full-scale moderation meltdown over whether or not you're allowed to say "rip in piss" about a dead nazi podcaster, i'd like to take a moment to remind everyone who sent us death threats over cohost's moderation that you don't know how fucking good you had it

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

Just leaving this link here, no particular reason whatsoever www.dailynk.com/english/hars...

had no idea about this until just now? upsetting!

In this post, does anyone know what “mini-iterative RPGs from Asia” means? Google didn’t return anything useful from search permutations

LET SHE WHO HAS NEVER NUKED TOSTITOS QUESO AND EATEN IT STRAIGHT FROM THE JARVWITH CHEAP ASS TORTILLA CHIPS DURING A DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL CAST THE FIRST STONE

Hey #Django fam do I Know anybody at Zest Health? They've got some jobs I'm interested in and are apparently a django shop. Boosts appreciated!

when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

I was waiting for someone to get some huntr/x on this moment

🎶 we're going UP UP UP it's our moment 🎶 🎶 you know together we're glowin' 🎶 🎶 gonna be, gonna be golden 🎶

Attention native New Zealand biologists: whatever they offer you don't take it, we'll make it work, we'll get you that … item … you want, just tell them no when they ask

melania constantly refreshing the tl

Undertale

I regret to inform you that saying companies you don’t like feel like they’re run by Jews is extremely, unambiguously antisemitic

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You know we can use the domino meme to look forward in time too, right?

meet me at brunch in the next thirty five minutes if you want an ass kicking

I, too, wish ill to JK Rowling

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Today is my birthday. For my birthday, the universe got me: COVID and unemployment. What I would love to be doing is working on my civic transparency non-profit @civic.band. The best gift you can get me is becoming a member, or connecting me with philanthropists: opencollective.com/civicband ✨

i spent $34 for this at the tesla diner

being a landlord means you can literally do nothing for five years and collect rent from someone who is living more in those five years than you'll ever live in your entire miserable life

Former Sheng Thao staffer Brandon Harami had accused political activist Seneca Scott of harassing him online, claims Scott denies.

Councilmember Carroll Fife helped to restore the city’s top cultural affairs role, and a $600,000 "emergency pooled fund" will aid 24 arts organizations.

That post by The Democrats that they stole from someone else that’s homaging Kendrick is in my “Popular With Friends” tab on this hellsite and if that’s true I’m ashamed of all of you MEMES! That’ll stop them, gottem, etc

FLOOD THE ZONE. Do it for the goddamn pageviews! You’re not too fucking highbrow to just run the story again!

in ireland (about the population of oregon) there are 12 trains a day from dublin (about the population of portland) to cork (about the population of eugene)

In my first talk of #SRCCON, with @jaspar.bsky.social and @petrinkae.bsky.social -- Fighting censorship of government data and moving beyond reliance on federal collections

oh youre going to a play party? how about a pray party instead. find god 🙏

A second group giving out whistles has hit the parade. Casualties mounting.

Alameda Power giving out very shrill whistles to kids along the parade route is the first time I've seriously considered we should be part of PG&E

So Mia Bonta, Chris Peeples, Robert Raburn, and Jim Oddie all had named floats in the parade. None of them were on their floats? Is there something happening elsewhere? #alamtg

I can't believe I'm about to add a movie called "Hundreds of Beavers" to my to-watch list. But also somehow all my friends on letterboxd have seen this film?

The opening score to the original Taking of Pelham 123 is such a banger. You know immediately you're in for something.

So I’ve been working on a todo.txt app with a built-in pomodoro timer that is designed to “feel the same” on iOS and macOS and uses iCloud Drive as the syncing store. Because it’s just todo.txt. Would anyone be interested in being an alpha tester?

Dragon casts: - "Never gonna dance again" (movement halved, all dexterity checks at disadvantage) - "Not a fool" (all charisma checks at disadvantage) - "Careless whispers" (any spell with a verbal component has a d6 chance of failing)

Over on wandering.shop/@phildini I'm doing liveblogs of #PyConUS talks that have been posted on YouTube. I have been utterly unable to find a cross-poster that works for making threads through replies instead of all at once. So! I'm going to be posting full threads here after the fact.