“omg she literally said my name at 4:15 in @lauriewired.bsky.social’s RE//verse 2026 keynote 😂 ‘dash O’ in the Compiler Explorer demo… universe is wild Full talk (must-watch for anyone doing real deobfuscation/RE): youtu.be/jfqFHHsYQAs?...

“omg she literally said my name at 4:15 in @lauriewired.bsky.social’s RE//verse 2026 keynote 😂 ‘dash O’ in the Compiler Explorer demo… universe is wild Full talk (must-watch for anyone doing real deobfuscation/RE): youtu.be/jfqFHHsYQAs?...

Potatotruck: for when you want your battlefield leaders to self-frag

If you were waiting until the last minute we have both good and bad news for you. This is the last minute! CFP for HushCon New York closes tonight @ 11:00 PM PT

And Trump lifted oil sanctions so Russia can make another killing.

Happy Irish new year everyone

i'm really cuddly once you get past my low orbit plasma cannon defense shield

the end of the world came in the form that we deserved when the cat walked on the keyboard and told claude to proceed

Your UEFI firmware can drop a binary into Windows on every boot via Windows Platform Binary Table. OEMs use it for bloatware persistence. Attackers use it the same way. One reg key kills it: reg add "HKLM\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager" /v DisableWpbtExecution /d 1 /t REG_DWORD /f

Vague skeet is vague

I am going to become the joker. We've been screaming from the rooftops that this was never about sports or trans youth healthcare. Instead, we were ignored and browbeaten by a bunch of idiot centrists who took the concerns of people who want us eliminated in good faith. archive.ph/xgwCd

Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun

Since May 2025 there has been no universally agreed upon Librarian of Congress.

the irony of being asked to provide ID for an account i have had for over 20 years is immense 😅😂💀

Everyone knows that sperm will simply not fertilize an egg without real ID.

"You need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

Sen. Dave McCormick: "You have to have ID to have a child"

“Baby, we don’t need to use a condom. I don’t have any ID!”

We have this system at work where you have to manually read and type out the estimated number of impacted systems before it lets you issue a command.

Tuesday

this seems vulnerable to the same problem as the 1494 Treaty of Tordesillas, where the lack of any antimeridian means you could just contine on from E to J, for example, and claim it was still within the bounds of your "zone"

The email finally found them well :D

i like to have fun on all my socials. sue me 😅😏🏴‍☠️

i’ll do ya one better. if you’re lonely, reach out to this particular hacker, who happens to care! DM me for my signal if you ever wanna chat. i’m serious

“Oh this seems interesting, let me look into it” is how i got 90% of my work responsibilities. Just be a weird nerd who’s not afraid of words you haven’t heard before.

@malachiteos.bsky.social ‘s Hekate’s call is super rad and you should read it!! I made a entire music inspired by it! ((CW: sound of gunfire)) on.soundcloud.com/bD9k4F7J15Ab...

I'm seeing lots of scientific conference panels get criticism for not featuring diverse speakers on the panel. As a frequent conference organizer, here's some advice on how to avoid getting criticized for not having diverse speakers on your panel: 1) Feature diverse speakers on your panel.

This ONE SIMPLE TRICK the current presidential administration doesn't want you to know is GUARANTEED to make your scientific conference panel more diverse!

take the buttplug out

It's okay, my answer was also rhetorical.

Well it’s like my mother always said, “I’m too sober for this shit.”

If I go to the VFW meat raffle it’s only to observe the human condition and maybe win some ground chuck

You ever do something just to piss someone off? Yeah sure, me neither.

Potatoattackers Don't Care About Good Causes - www.darkreading.com/potato-risk/c...

i’ll do ya one better. if you’re lonely, reach out to this particular hacker, who happens to care! DM me for my signal if you ever wanna chat. i’m serious

A new study finds that texting a random stranger is probably better to mitigate loneliness than talking to an AI-powered chatbot www.404media.co/chatgpt-lone...

A judge in England tossed out testimony after a witness was being coached on what to say through a pair of smartglasses. When the voice of the coach started coming through the accompanying cellphone, the witness blamed the whole thing on ChatGPT. www.404media.co/witness-caug...

Today could be the day. (c'mon, stroke!)

And yet, somehow, I can’t quite bring myself to click BUY: Compared with other unscrupulous merchants, our products have higher quality materials and higher thickness.

Created an "AI for Anyone" 30-minute introduction video around generative AI. What it is, key parts that make it work and how to interact. youtu.be/O3F0AVd0nSc #AI

i loved hotline miami, the only thing it was missing was a potatopunk aesthetic and a girl calling you puppy but oh well

I hope whoever decided rechargeable AA and AAA batteries were going to be lower voltage than normal ones has permanently wet socks

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

"i prefer ai to my normal source of institutionalized unpaid slave labor" is not really the win you think it is, professor

nature is healing