The Americans "don't measure up" to the capabilities of the Russian Armed Forces, stated Andrey Kartapolov. The Americans don't measure up to the capabilities of the Russian Armed Forces, to the operational level, to conducting tactical-level operations. 1/2

The Guardian published a cartoon mocking the 15-point "peace plan" that Trump proposed to Iran. Most of the points boil down to a simple request: "Give me oil", while others demand confessions like "Say you love me" and "Admit that you need me". 1/2

In Russia, a rally against internet blockages was denied due to a roller skating masterclass. The event was scheduled to take place in Penza on March 29 at the entrance to the city park, about 4 km from the city's central square. 1/2

The queue for the Kerch Bridge from the Kerch side The bridge has been closed for the second time in a day. Z-pages are writing about the missile threat from Storm Shadow.

👉 The day will start with a few sprinkles of fucking sarcasm. 👉 Followed by a heavy downpour of fucking profanity in the afternoon. 👉 An increased risk of telling some people to fuck right off. 1/2

The Ust-Luga port is on fire again. Right now, drones are launching new attacks. t.me/Bakhmut2022/...

Canada Expands Sanctions Against 100 More Russian Shadow Fleet Vessels Canada has intensified its sanctions on Russia by targeting an additional 100 ships from the Russian shadow fleet, the country’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs announced. 1/3

US Sanctions in Retreat Belarus’s Re-emergence as a Financial Bridge for Sanctioned Russia A free explainer thread from Beefy. Please share for visibility! open.substack.com/pub/beefeate...

Reference an earlier post from Telegram - reference allegations that Baltic countries are allowing Ukrainian drone over-flights. This Telegram post is propaganda, I should not have posted it.

"So far, everything is better than I expected," said Vyacheslav Nikonov, the head of the Russian delegation to the USA, after meeting US congressmen in Washington. He claims the restoration of inter-parliamentary contacts is possible. Comrade Trump will be pleased.

The government warned about the risk of gasoline price increases in Russia due to rising global prices It is necessary to ensure stability in the domestic market amid the global energy crisis, said Russian Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak. 1/3

The Third World War has been going on for a long time, and it started in Ukraine, - Budanov He noted that it's impossible to predict the outcome of this world war.

Spot the KGB nerd and mass murderer in 1999

A landline phone should necessarily be in every home - the head of Rostelecom. "I really advise everyone to return to a landline phone."

More than half of Russians are preparing for layoffs in 2026, according to a T–Journal study. Every fourth person has already faced layoffs or company closures in the past year.

The head of AvtoVAZ gave an interview about the strong dominance of Lada in the market, after which he got into a Mercedes and drove away. #Muppet

❗️The Moldovan authorities have allowed "Lukoil" to temporarily return to the republic's market amid an energy crisis, permitting the sale of the company's existing fuel reserves, according to the National Crisis Management Center.

"To be honest, at first I doubted the Ukrainians' ability to use the 'Patriot' system due to its complexity, but they have mastered it so well that now the US Army is learning from them," - a general of the US Army's European Command.

War criminals exchange war gifts Lukashenko gave Kim Jong Un an automatic weapon "in case enemies appear". Lukashenko has already been referred to the ICC for war crimes - the @IntlCrimCourt have sat on this case and need to indicted #Lukashenko NOW

Duolingo may be blocked in Russia. A Moscow court fined the platform 2 million rubles for failing to comply with requirements for localizing Russians' personal data. Fuck Duolingo for trading iIn Russia and being a war sponsor.

Beer manufacturer #ABInBev is a sponsor of war. Whether through direct or parallel supply chains - its products are marketed throughout Russia. Corona Extra beer is on sale at a 50% discount at "Perekrestok". Right now, a can of the foamy beer is sold for just 90 rubles instead of 180. 1/3

The net profit of Russian Railways plummeted by 22 times in 2025, from 50.7 billion to 2.3 billion rubles, according to the company's report.

In Russian media today: ❗️The Russian Foreign Ministry believes that the so-called defensive military exercises of Washington and Seoul were actually preparations for war. This was stated by the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova.

A naval conflict is looming large: ❗️In Russia, The Navy forces ensure the safety of Russian shipping, said the Chairman of the Maritime Board, Nikolay Patrushev. 1/2

❗️Iran will block the Bab al-Mandab Strait in the event of a ground invasion of its territories, including the islands, reports the Iranian Tasnim news agency, citing a military source. 1/4

In the EU, they allegedly don't understand what kind of help in the war against Iran Trump wants from them, writes Politico. European politicians call the American demands "absurdly incoherent" and only support the US with "statements and meetings". 1/3

Indian oil refineries have started purchasing Russian oil in an alternative currency, reports Bloomberg, citing sources. According to them, India is seeking to reduce its dependence on the dollar due to growing geopolitical tensions and changes in US policy. 1/2

"Gazprom" in Nigeria - why would anyone be surprised? It’s in their DNA - quite literally.

Russia could have lost up to 40% of its oil exports Russia temporarily lost about 40%, or 2 million b/d, of its oil export capacities after drone strikes on the ports of Primorsk and Ust-Luga in the Baltic and the suspension of their operations, Reuters reports. 1/2

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the Speaker of the Iranian Parliament: “According to some intelligence reports, Iran's enemies are preparing to occupy one of Iran's islands with the support of one of the countries in the region. 1/2

Inactive Russians were blamed for a trillion-ruble damage to the country's budget. 1/4

Iran could block the Bab al-Mandab Strait using their proxy militia - the Houthis, if there are attacks on Iranian territory or islands, reports Tasnim. The strait is a key route for the export of hydrocarbons from the Persian Gulf to Europe. 1/2

Back to capital controls to prevent capital flight? Putin banned the export of cash amounts exceeding $100,000 from Russia to the EAEU from April 1. The EAEU includes Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, and Kyrgyzstan.

On Telegram - unverified Kuwait has warned of a possible nuclear leak. "Don't panic. Don't leave your homes. Seal all windows and doors."

On Telegram - a bitch slap for the pedo protector in chief and his sales pitch for the war he won on day one. 4 weeks later… 1/3

The UAE will come under Iran's control. Such a threat was first raised by the Iranian authorities, if the US dares to launch a ground operation. Iran will seize the coastline of the UAE and Bahrain and change the region forever, it was stated on Iranian state television IRIB. 1/2

Z-pages are rejoicing👆 And this is in a village where 6,000 people live. And in Sevastopol, where there are 600,000 people, there would be a fence made of posters with photos of those who were eliminated for the ideas of the Kremlin's monster. And this is exactly what the situation looks like.

🇺🇸 "This is not a business deal - it's a war that needs to be ended" - Keith Kellogg on the war in Ukraine The American general emphasized that the aggressor is Putin, and it is him who needs to be pressured to end the conflict. 1/3

Zelenksy stated that the USA offered security guarantees for a peace agreement to Ukraine on the condition that Kyiv would cede Donbass to Russia "The Americans are ready to finalize these guarantees at a high level as soon as Ukraine is ready to withdraw from Donbass," said Zelenksy. 1/2

💥✌️ The state of the oil depot in Feodosia, Crimea after attacks by Ukrainian sanctions drones. The facility itself has a Pantsir air defense system/mock-up to repel attacks, but it didn't help. t.me/warriorsukra...

Dumb-as-fuck migrants from #SriLanka have started to be brought to Russia, who will end up as fertiliser on Ukrainian fields. 1/3

Moods in the Russian industry have fallen to levels of the 1990s Pessimism is growing in the Russian industrial sector. 1/4

The authorities plan to filter all traffic on the Russian internet. Officials have already budgeted for a 2.5-fold increase in the bandwidth of technical means for "threat countermeasures", to 954 terabits per second by 2030, according to "Kommersant". 1/2

The General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine confirms: a Russian combat icebreaker in the Leningrad region at the Vyborg Shipbuilding Plant was destroyed 1/3

⚡️This morning, the Leningrad region of Russia was bombed with aerial bombs suspended from light-engine aircraft A-22 For the first time since the Second World War. The special operation "Kiev in Three Days" is proceeding according to plan t.me/Crimeanwind/...

Article 5 and Article 42(7) TEU Reference the drones hitting Estonia and Latvia today: You need to understand what the limitations to Art 5 are, to understand why there will be no invocation of the article. open.substack.com/pub/beefeate...

Drones did enter both Estonian and Latvian airspace from the direction of Russia. In Estonia, a drone: Hit the chimney (smokestack) of the Auvere power plant in Ida-Viru County around 03:43 local time. Caused no injuries and no significant damage to the energy system. 1/4

A representative of the IRGC criticised the so called negotiations - published on Putin’s propaganda channel RT. Keeping the conflict going with Russia’s ally Iran, is paradoxically in Putin’s interests. Keeping the oil price high is what matters for the war coffers in Russia. 1/2

Oh dear - Putin’s attempt to hide the foot and mouth outbreak is failing. 1/3

The €pstein Files wag-the-dog effect: 🇮🇷 Iran charges up to $2 million from ships for passing through the Strait of Hormuz — Bloomberg According to sources, the payments are of an informal nature and are made without publicity. 1/2