"I'm creeping!" --Creeper

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Haha, you Joestars

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize hard-drive.net/seymour-guad...

Finally

uma MAsuMAme

We just got go this scene and I forgot this is a real, unedited image

Post on twitter: Just hung out with my friends! [attached pic of them eating] Vampire in comments: Vow. No one evar invites me to things. Skeleton in comments: That looks great. Some of us can’t eat. Zombie in comments: areughhhg faggetuhhhb

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

ED WOOD (1994)

580 - Min-Max Baby

What the fuck is up with the scene where goten licks trunks' feet what

Brother what the fuck no way I forgot about this

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

Kingsley: "GOKU HAS SEX OK? HE MIGHT NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT HE HAS SEX"

Kingsley: "It's so refreshing to see a gun"

I have a very cool boyfriend who has an infinite tolerance for my nonsense thank god

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me: Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be! Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

If I was this baby I would be so mad they made me miss out on the PS2 era

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

a new challenger has entered the ring

Pretty Good Beer Report: Verdict: Pretty Good

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

"look at how breasting boobily they are right now" @gracejerksit.bsky.social

This is so scary

Balls

This is what my mom had to say about me and kings being goku and vegeta

Fuck mia just said "step up" just like ollie used to in the middle of the night....

My boyfriend, gears loudly spinning in his head: "What if Piccolo has a cloaca....."

favorite picture of my bf is him being a hater as i drive away

Frieza: "Witness... MY TRUE ULTIMATE FORM!" Kingsley: "This is when he turns into Britney Spears' son right"

Ok finally watched thunderbolts because its on didney minus finally and yeah it rules

Me and kasper when we’re in the airport

Me when he....... nevermind

me when i find out my boyfriend doesn't like muffins

Me taking my boyfriend home after the ren faire

Lmao the guy pretending to be antifa on fox news is the guy who claims to have killed bin Laden and wants to keep boys as catamites

Dende: "Where do you think Namekian babies come from? They hatch from the mouth as eggs" Kingsley: "Just like vegeta! Wait..... I mean-"

wish i could do this after 4 long islands at badlands

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked