party weekend over, back to sopping my resume up in milk and aggressively throwing it at the wall

SPORTS

im little nicky

look at my girlfriend

Cuntification complete

💖🖤

#umamusume #ウマ娘FA

i kinda wish my hair remained this messy through the day but it always becomes something boring by noon

dropping this here

realigning my chakras so i can make a baked ziti this weekend for my friends

conor's rewinding the braindances so fast that he's making future youtube poop

kinda shit the diamond dogs got up to when your morale fell too low in mgsv

ive very recently discovered dispatch and yall......they are doing crazy things to this man

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

THE BIBLE Erika Nakagawa

tfw toy

WE FOUND ONE

lrt tonight on top gear i never thought about, im going to start spreading this

all-timer sports graphic dropped

two men: the blowjob brothers three men: tonight on top gear four men: weezer

I will destroy her

es lunes

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

new rx making me wake up at 5:30 again, fuck no

this track is so fuckin good and also is 9 minutes long, bless

as someone whos pushing 30 its really important that leons 50 now so we have something to aim for

think i'm gonna go back to a darker more ashy hair color

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

ten days till noteworthy birthday of 31

been getting way too into salsa music lately

job hunt been getting in motion, let's see how long it takes before i feel hopeless

The only time Chuck Schumer will ever have a positive approval rating on the direction he’s going, is when that direction is six feet straight down into the dirt.

Probably my favorite video rn

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Despite how bad things may get im glad good people got Micheal Jackson's mini cooper out of the snow.

i dont think ill ever fw fate again but old man li shuwen has had the sauce since the day he showed up