The only good thing about Mondays.

Wish I could muster the desire to workout at home grrrrr

Somebody left the store unlocked while closed and people came in but no one stole anything lol and this whole weekend I thought it might be the door I’m in charge of but nahhhhh YAAAAA

I’ll post this here too >:)

when you hit "don't show me videos from this channel" they need to add a followup box where you can say "this dude annoying af"

dude too many people are sleeping on beans

yaoi rave epic 🖤🌈🫃

Gets up at 5 am in a panic because I thought the street sign said something about no 1am parking, turns out that’s only on weekdays…

Yugioh kinda cooking when they designed this card 🤤🤤

:>

Got a trim

Iron Lung This probably goes crazy if you watch 2 hour lore deep dive videos on youtube ⭐️⭐️

(Winston voice) Excuse me for those emails leaking

Bugonia good

Any sons of a gun want my pretzels

There’s this chia yogurt pudding that’s sold at my work it tastes a little like playdough and it’s delicious I get it atleast once a week

I didn’t like iron lung…

Suspender dress epic actually

My coworker reminds me of Eloise Bridgerton and when I asked what her thoughts were on her she said oh the nerd!? I decided I didn’t need to let her know they are basically the same person.

“You will look into the faces of passers by hoping for something that will– for an instant– bring me back to you. Always your heart will be aching for me, and your mind will give you the doubtful consolation that you did, a brave thing." 📸: @arettee.bsky.social

stop trying to be slick #BasketsArmy

Boobilywoobily cuntenserven

im normnal im normal im normal im normal im normal

Finally watching Bridgerton been biting my fist and kicking my feet at the fake dating trope and the girls being scared of catching ‘pregnancy’ like a disease lol this show is cute

Yay no dirt in my salad today

(Yoda Voice) Seven Six

Head hortttts

I was so late to work this morning but I look like shit so she didn’t give me a hard time

I love anime cons

centaur's puffer jacket #art

Womb attack

I love legs. I’m a leg lover

The power is out grrrrr

I’m on fleabag season two and this man is a straight priest like I cannot see it he is type cast as Sherlock’s evil gay rival/lover in my heart even tho it’s been a decade since I watched it

Calling out of work in one of the busiest weeks of the year 😬 They will want to string me up by my toes but I cannot keep talking/ have a persistent cough.

It’s actually so scary how easily the US government just lies and is not actually ever held accountable

I got laryngitis >:O

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

guy who loves cosplaying with friends

Got #boned love bone temple grahhhhhh excited for the next movie

My sinuses have been fucked since after furcon but no fever or other symptoms wtffff

The sitting in the car for 30 mins before grocery store is back in a big way

I love fruit

This vodka eyelash has been on my car monkey for like… 3 months? Now and I just refuse to take it off

There’s so many fuckass hp monopoly ads on tumblr like no I don’t want a dobey monopoly coin fuck offff

I don’t like the steam deck I was excited for its portability but it’s heavy and annoying boooo

Miss FurCon already