POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey

“Well, just look at you, Jimmy! ... Soaking wet, hair mussed up, shoes untied ... and take that horrible thing out of your mouth!”

17 Feb 2026

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Getting so distracted in my middle-aged people group chat complaining about restaurant prices that I almost burned my Rice-A-Roni

Girls born after 1989 can’t cook only know twerk be bisexual charge they phone and spend 480 thousand dollars on the American girl named Tabitha’s hat

The famous story of how Excel came to dominate is while other competing spreadsheets focused on adding more and better financial features, the Excel team actually studied what most of their users used Excel for-- and came to the conclusion that it was making lists, more than financial calculations

The previous administration was run by beta cuck soy boys who were too soft to carry out their duties. Here’s why I fired a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting my blankie. by Kristi Noem

i don’t like the people in the outgroup

This is blackout poetry to me

Saturday mood

rest in peace

LEARN LESS BE STUPID BE KIND BE A KIND STUPID PERSON REFUSE KNOWLEDGE LEAVE SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN ONLY FOR LOVE

Esme the Mutant Freak

Fucked up, we all know the correct way to watch Ninja Scroll is late at night on an nth generation VHS bootleg, the volume one notch above mute and your finger on the Source button at all times

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 13,1964

heart 2

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller February 15,1938

(trying to pick up hot chick in a bar) "My toothbrushing sequence is lower right, upper right, upper left, lower left, then kind of a circling sweep across the middle... you?"

How about when he's proven he can ship his sports car and long-haul truck, THEN we can muse about building AI moon factories maybe.

RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.

Someone at work said I work "tirelessly" and I guarantee them that this is not true, I am tired all the time

Open source loving nerd who obviously hasn't used Discord for even 10 seconds: "IRC is basically the same thing as Discord!"

On the Discord news, it sucks ass but I want to point out this from their FAQ: Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation. They must think we're born yesterday rubes to believe this.

'Donald Trump and Benny Hill, New York, 1991' When Hill died, I was part of the team that reburied him. Soon after his funeral someone tried to dig him up, so we had to cap the grave with cement. I dont mind doing it for the other cunt in this photo, even before his funeral.

Got invited to a Super Bowl party so doing all that personal grooming I haven't done in a ... embarrassingly long time. I found myself thinking the entire time I wish I had long straight hair so I could pull off the Moe Howard hippie bowl cut look:

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Black Cat Friday

Godzilla poster and promotional art by Noriyoshi Ohrai (1935-2015)

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

I know it's been like a year but I still can't get used to Honda changing their logo to use the Dymo label maker font, what the hell.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-K... <- I got tators, I got bacon, I got cheddar who could ask for anything more! Got green onions, the kind you chop up, and put on taters, who could ask for anything more!

personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...

it’s the 20s where are all the flappers

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

you have wonder if the problem was “world,” “facts,” or “books”

04 Feb 2026

If your state doesn't have no-excuse vote-by-mail you really need to start campaigning for it, because while there are very real security concerns with it, it does effectively prevent voter intimidation tactics like this

Years ago after my grandma died and we were cleaning out her assisted living apartment, my mom asked if I wanted to take any keepsakes, and there wasn't anything really but I said "this is stupid but I could use some of those hangers"