"I'm an adult. I can do what I want. I need a break from Zoom meetings and 'circling back'. I need a big-ass slice of perfectly moist vanilla cake with rainbow sprinkles inside slathered with vanilla frosting."

what more can be said

Come on then, and remove him.

FYI, this gallery has all the photos NASA is sharing from Artemis II in one place, with descriptions.

It must be the best day of that IT guy’s life he gets to tell all the other IT guys that he fixed a problem in SPACE

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Really hoping #dadtok won’t survive this

technically a handful of ibuprofen counts as a salad, so technically i am a health nut

ZOOM! Photo from my collection, 1979. ❄️

I participated in a two and a half hour dance class tonight. Dear Reader, I have been humbled

🌕➡️🔴 Lunar eclipse alert! Depending on where you are (mostly: Central/Eastern Asia, Oceania, most of North/Central America), you may be able to see a TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE ("blood moon") overnight! You can find information about timing and viewing locations here: www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/luna...

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Guess the dissenters!

Roses are red Violets are blue

the bushes were people 😂

A shutout would be the funniest thing ever

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

More like GREAT bunny amiright

The Dunkin ad is in the uncanny valley — not the one for CGI, the one that’s too bad to be funny but not bad enough to be funny again about how bad it is

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Apparently Iron & Wine is touring and I’m trying to picture what that show would be like. A room full of people swaying in place while silently weeping?

There is a Far Side for everything.

We'd have 33 seasons of DS9 if we had kept our eye on the ball. Over 850 episodes at a staggering 26 episodes a season. You could do an entire season just on Garak and Bashir's kids. As a society, it's clear where we've failed

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Expect another year of government cuts and no raises for state employees under Gov. Brad Little’s proposed spending plan for the upcoming fiscal year.

Did Brad **really** haul in a class of nine-year-olds just for a meme? #idleg

The best part about the latest season of The Witcher is seeing which iPhone responds to which “Ciri”. Also vampire Morpheus.

Happy Boxing day, everyone. #grickledoodle #holidays #boxingday #raccoons #lego #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life

The genius of Louise Fletcher's portrayal of Kai Winn is how skillfully she did Erika Kirk face.

Mid-afternoon update at Snoqualmie Falls. Water levels are currently at 19.4 feet, nearly a foot and a half higher than yesterday! Tomorrow morning it will make a run at the all-time record water level #wawx

[email protected] called out my indie kid, folded arms, nodding head habit this evening and I will never recover

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

My heart was jubilant while reading this story this morning - more than 100 Chinook salmon have passed the former Klamath River dam sites as well as the fish ladder at Klamath Lake and are naturally spawning in Oregon headwaters for the first time in over a century! 🐟🧪🌎 www.opb.org/article/2025...

what etsy witch do we hire to heal dolly parton

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

“When I approach the pearly gates,” she once said, “I’d like to hear a champagne cork popping, an orchestra tuning up and the sound of my mother laughing.” Sounds like heaven to me. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/o...

I am devastatingly homesick for the Moscow Farmers Market this morning

Same energy, from 1999’s Drop Dead Gorgeous youtu.be/kBKQL6f5sec?...

It’s the best time of the year! Welcome to autumn, fsckheads! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus

medieval Bluesky roasting history TV is the tonic we all need. thank you medieval Bluesky

if i had to see this today, so do you

"Such that they confound the senses and simultaneously seduce my bravery to dread. I am left muttering to myself a mantra of origin unknown, 'When you’re here… when you’re here… you are… family?'"

It’s been a decade since the last Jaialdi. Meaning simply “festival” in Basque, Jaialdi is usually held every five years, but was canceled in 2020 because of the pandemic. For Idaho’s Basque community, the largest outside of Europe, the celebration is set to be festive.

“More desperate than amusing" -- New York Herald Tribune Mr. Lehrer is eternal. ‘Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.’ Unparalleled cynical wit. #TomLehrer