It's probably not any of you but if I lent you my copy of Moonlighter for Switch some time ago pls let me know because I can't find it. I'm a squirrel burying acorns but this one won't even grow into an oak

I don't want to know anything about those Mormon wives or their Mormon lives. That's none of my business. And yet

Big respect. “You lose your country with countless small acts of complicity.”

I heard that the car sound effects for F1 were actually one guy in a recording booth going "nyooom" all day

Two Short Films Exchanging Saliva

Not the main point of this piece but good that people keep remembering this

We are live imminently!!

tonight at 8:30 ET, @stellarine.bsky.social will try not to fuck up any more NPC quests as we trash Godrick the Grafted's stupid castle in Elden Ring co-op! www.twitch.tv/parallelplay...

Bluesky question - whenever I post something with photos attached these days, I always get an error that it didn't post even though it did. Why? Is it because they're vibe coding everything at HQ

Nearly spat out my coffee art when I saw @robinbombus.bsky.social's reply lmfao

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

POKOPIA SPOILERS DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS ... ... Ok it's so funny that Pokopia is actually a sneaky gen1 remake AGAIN

octavia butler, david cronenberg, and douglas adams are the three 20th century artists with the clearest read on the future we now begin to inhabit

I've never seen a wall so bombable in my life

I saw somebody make tiny straw bed for an Onix and then the Onix curled up on it and that broke me. Ordered a copy

Philip Pullman said that anything that a child might encounter in their childhood is appropriate material for a children's story.

The Pokopia propaganda is getting to me so bad but I MUST resist til the end of the month for the next paycheck

Some jokester has task manager open for my brain and they're gleefully ending tasks left and right

Join us on Twitch in just a bit, 7:30pm CT! Let's see if I remember the controls at all

TONIGHT @stellarine.bsky.social and I question whether we're the baddies as we put down a workers' revolt at Castle Morne. Our Elden Ring co-op stream continues at 8:30 EST www.twitch.tv/parallelplay...

Resolving not to change anything about how I am or how I live this year. It's the world that should change

Please look how cool my Great-Grandma Millie was. I have GOT to learn the banjo

Bridgerton society is really like, we unilaterally solved racism but don't you dare suggest we solve another -ism. ESPECIALLY not classism. We love that one

Reading about Regency-era glove etiquette and I am vindicated. Considering the significance of a pair of gloves to the plot and as a symbol in this season they should've done more RESEARCH regrom.com/2017/05/16/r...

It pisses me off that the girlies on Bridgerton eat biscuits with their gloves on. It's the least of their historically inaccurate crimes but it also just makes no sense. You're getting grease stains on the fine lambskins!!

being an ace attorney fan for over 20 years truly just changes your brain chemistry in a way i can’t even describe, i’m in japan and i will just buy anything that has ace attorney on it, no question, it’s a problem i will live with for the rest of my life

Walked past a car on Culver Boulevard windows down blasting music as loud as it could go and the song was Max Richter's On the Nature of Daylight

Happy birthday Nina SImone, The Legend Of Zelda, and the Communist Manifesto

If Ken is there, who's the Barbie of Elden Ring? Please join us for stream tonight and tell me your ideas

Some Chicagoposting: why was the rain from last night so grimy? My car was covered in dirt just from that today

The horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension maybe. I comprehend them just fine

i often think about this review

Full of ideas but also typos today

Yeah I'm into BDSM. If you mean the Belle Dame sans Merci by John Keats

I had to take my car to a body shop today (bc a semi-truck did something unholy to it) and I tried to joke a bit with the auto guy about how my car was obviously a bit dinged up before it got hit anyway. He said, very gravely, "I don't judge."

You ever read a book and think, this whole thing would've been a better AITA post where the answer is "everyone sucks here"

Starting imminently!! After some trials and tribulations with Microsoft Antivirus

I can't wait to ruin this plan accidentally by immediately taking us off-course chasing a butterfly or something

UNDER THE SILVER LAKE, me and like ten other people at a matinee at the Arclight Hollywood, may she rest in peace. And I haven't stopped thinking about it since

As a constituent I will always vote for the candidate with the strongest eyebrows. That's all that really matters. The NYT should interview me about this

Friend of mine at this party just introduced me to another friend saying "you two are the only people I know who were ever really into Homestuck" and then we regarded each other warily

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

The Super Bowl is good because its food tradition is entirely snack-based

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

for the terminally online this is *far* from a revalation and also, i *really* hope that it will push more people to jump to another platform. there are places that will help you migrate your newsletter and don't profit off hate speech.

SWITCH 2 ACQUIRED. She feels kind of impersonal without pretty Joycons or a dock cover (I've ordered one) but I'm so pleased to have so many generations of the family together. Wii U gamepad and original Switch for scale

Turns out my story "The Buried House" from last year's winter issue of @thecoloredlens.bsky.social is now available online! Read here for free:

Starting very soon!!

it's the moment you've been waiting for (or more likely were unaware we were even considering): @stellarine.bsky.social and I start our co-op playthrough of Elden Ring TONIGHT at 8/7c www.twitch.tv/parallelplayers/

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power