that little horn trill in Voulez Vouz is a Grade 5 Cognito Hazard because I can’t get it out of my head

The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.

I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Puff (Grrah) I be locked in, like, no, this isn't luck (Grrah) Eatin' fancy, like, no, this isn't chum (Grrah) With my bestie, like everything fun (Grrah, grrah, grrah)

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

me when i want to spam like an oomf but i already have most of their posts liked 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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I NEED SLAY THE SPIRE 2 I NEED IT IT NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED ITTTTTT

look at how max drew her...

And it’s still such a fucking masterpiece of a movie

how did we ever allow Aaron sorkin to walk around in free society

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

i'm like actually losing my mind over this. they were aware! company email accounts were used!! a decade's worth of evidence of some of the most inhumane bullshit lived on their serves. but someone saw a tranny once and it made them feel some type of way so that's what they focused on. ghouls.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people. bsky.app/profile/arid...

we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”

SOFTBANK PULLED OH MY GOD IT'S OVER

it’s always this fucking guy

look at my opposition party dawg

Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters

Just because its past October doesn't mean it can't be wide witch wednesday!

Double cheeked up on a Monday night #いいおしりの日

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

4 days and 2300 miles and I’ve officially made it to Montana by car, moving in to my new place begins tomorrow

JD Vance apparently into femboys. Forgive me folks, I'm gonna pull a Mulan and go deep undercover to save America and also perhaps China.

I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.

HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

The media is about to blitz us with stories about how awful Maduro is and I want you to remember that even if they're all true, they are being issued solely for the purpose of manufacturing consent for invading Venezuela and killing innocent people.

"Hey, it's understandable that people can't pronounce Mamdani" - someone who has no respect for people of colour if they're not athletes

"My hot Dark mage wife and me doing whatever the hell she wants"

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory

I’ve got so many fears and doubts but I gotta do this, tomorrows the day, I’m officially starting a new life out west in Montana and starting the drive there.

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.

If people actually understood how willing our government is to go to war with its own people simply for demanding equal rights, I think a lot more of us would be ready for war.

I LOVE IT WHEN THE SKYS ARE GREY AND THE CLOUDS ARE LOW AND THE WINDS BLOWING THIS IS MY SEASON AND ITS ONLY GONNA GET COLDER OUT WEST FUCK YES

changed the @

#oc this super cute rina I commissioned from helvicas !!!!!!!! I love her so bad!!!!

feeling rusty so i drew some dua lipa studies

Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K

I just think the New York Times should’ve been at WTC on that fateful day

Cuomo just accused Mamdani of "not denouncing Hasan Piker" in the nyc mayoral debate lmao

Go patted down by TSA because my hog too fucking fat I’m winning

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Happy #portfolioday! I'm Puzzles, a freelance artist mainly doing commission work atm but am open to more long form contract work! I mainly do character illustrations with a wide range of figures Best way to contact: DM or [email protected]

Really wanna see Salacia in the MOMA if it’s still there

Using ChatGPT

We love a trans baddie

porn is not evil. sex is not evil. pleasure is not evil. kink is not evil. none of them are things to feel shame or embarrassment about. none of them deserve the heavy-handed censorship that they're facing. resist oppression (even if you don't partake in what is being oppressed)