My feed right now

McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

Imagine your patriotism being questioned by this fucking worm.

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later

They're measuring their data centers now in gigawatts (power burned) instead of in exaflops (computational capacity). It seems irresponsible.

Look, it's simple, the Dems help end the shutdown and in return we'll get a handful of beans that Sen. Thune assured me are magic.

i think they should let Ms Rachel design a squid games for Mr Beast specifically

Yeah :D

My money printing machine business is struggling.

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam. Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue

one thing i find crazy-making is the idea that getting rid of the filibuster would make congress a purely majoritarian institution. bicameralism itself is counter-majoritarian! equal state representation is counter-majoritarian! the fact that senate elections are staggered is counter-majoritarian!

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world

I held this post up to the light.

Any voters dumb enough to fall for this shit AGAIN deserve a Second Great Depression.

We could lose about 200 pounds by chucking Dr. Oz into the sea.

15 years ago, I said every social media founder should be forced to use and live with the default settings of their platforms. Now I would say that the AI founders should have their tools pointed at their families for a year before they can deploy them elsewhere.

Even if the AI boom pays off, powering it would be the real challenge. China wins in that case, too.

DON’T WORRY DO YOUR BEST

capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage

This woman has what it takes to be our next leader.

Let’s hear more of the dangers of democratic socialism under Mamdani

imagine being jd vance's brother and *you're* the loser brother lmaoo

the message that people should take away from sandwich guy is that getting blackout and picking fights with cops always ends well. I am a lawyer* and this is legal advice** *this is disputed by the bar, whose legitimacy I do not recognize **for the court of life, before which all are plaintiffs

This is officially my favorite thing that has ever happened.

Literally Galatians, Evan. It’s your Bible! “When Cephas came to Antioch, I opposed him to his face, because he stood condemned. For before certain men came from James, he used to eat with the Gentiles. But when they arrived, he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles…”

The video of the sandwich guy's sub connecting with the Fed's protective vest should be referred to as the Subpruder Film

[going through security for federal court] “Where you going, for the sandwich?” “Yup.” “Sandwich heard around the damn world.”

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Andrew Cuomo can still be mayor, if Mike Pence has the courage.

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Haha unless

Bodega cats are employees and therefore entitled to vote.

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

Mustard gas? Chemical warfare!

Woke up today to the news

Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?

I just learned from @andrewhickey.500songs.com that John Fogerty wrote “Fortunate Son” - a song that’s still white-hot over a half-century later, in like 20 minutes. Some of my poops have taken longer than that!

As we all know, the Constitution delegates the regulation of commerce between the states to the states.