Scientists are asking if it might be unconscious

1) purchase 8 ball 2) set time machine for 2019 3) stuff cocaine into laptop

Happy pride peeps o7

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

“The real danger is not that machines more intelligent than we are will usurp us as captains of our destinies, but that we will over-estimate the comprehension of our latest thinking tools, prematurely ceding authority to them far beyond their competence.” - Daniel Dennett

The Mayor makes kids woke.

Coincidentally…

I love that people say this shit when its the fucking skull using the Mitchell and Webb look 'are we the baddies' sketch

You want me to celebrate Pride? The thing you swallow???

Guys, I’m not sure if you’re all aware of this, but you can vote for someone and still complain about them. It’s true! You can push for them to be better even after they’ve taken office! Your vote is not a sign of everlasting fealty! This has been a public service announcement from Dave.

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

The ballroom is starting to make more sense.

Okay so the article, by @oyousef.bsky.social, is actually fantastic and is about the very phenomenon that I presumed it was ignorant of when I caustically tossed off my irritated comment, that’s on me

“what is 67”

nothing new to report here yet (unsurprisingly) but trying to take pictures of it is funny

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

one very cool thing about doing laundry is it makes your clothes reusable. this can be an incredible way to save money and reduce unnecessary waste

i’ll admit i did not think the retired judges’ motion to re-open the Trump v. IRS case would succeed. but now that is has…lfg? at a minimum, DOJ will be forced to justify its conduct in writing

This is pretty much all you need to know about Vanilla Ice.

wanna get boiled in a geyser? torn to shreds by a grizzly? get dehydrated and fall down a 2000-foot gorge? starve to death in an abandoned bus that is out in the tundra for no reason because you were too stupid to buy a map? this is america, baby, you can do that

@lexlanham.bsky.social have you weighed in at all on the recent Fender debacle? Your perspective would be very helpful and informative!

Religion in their hands is a means to achieve power over other people. They wield the authority of god as a weapon of abuse. They view people with genuine faith as easy prey. (this dynamic is present at all scales: family, congregation, or nation)

Not only is our president engaged in an AI slop war with Iran, he’s somehow losing.

Mood

championing the forward-looking, proletarian bubble machine against the grim bourgeois dystopia of the bouncy castle, which attempts to find "fun" in the fortification of a feudal warlord.

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

Edible escape room

I'm old enough to remember when a highly regarded senior scholar accused me of "cynical framing" (and worse) for suggesting that Wurman's "scholarship" was generated entirely for the purpose of being cited, and not because it was the result of sincere scholarly exploration. Whoopsies.

He knew that from this moment forward, she’d be the centaur of his universe.

if your opening gambit is an obviously false assertion — that there was an entire literature challenging the conventional view of birthright citizenship — and then you work your way backwards into an argument, you are a hack and a liar no matter how certain you are that you are right

CNN bravely branching into important breaking news like “advertisements”

the two of them were in the same office building until March. It just emphasizes for me all the points made very eloquently elsewhere tonight that there's no standard of decorum, no standard, no rule, no anything they won't violate right now

The same people saying the Supreme Court didn’t really gut the Voting Rights Act would have looked at poll taxes and literacy tests and said, “What’s the problem? Everyone still has the right to vote.”

just really understated how much Israel believes that they are invulnerable to changes in American support no matter how much they actively attempt to fuck us over

Ceasefire fire

Never knew how much that muddy water killed them fish

Now we’re talking. Time for Trump birtherism. Where’s the long form birth certificate, Don?

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

"Peaked on Twitter" is the new "Peaked in high school"

Over on X I'm feeling deflated.

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Up next, Push It by Salt n Pepa.

I think he’s just describing alcoholism.