"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhh scarges

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Boeing, OpenAI, and the Roman Senate all benefit from the fact that if you divide responsibility for a death among enough people it turns out nobody receives consequences.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

Ran into your mom today

There are no words for how evil this is

If you've got a Republican representing you, call them and tell them you blame them, and their party, for the shutdown.

Once again, a panel of random Americans has shown infinitely more spine to stand up to donald trump than literally anyone else in the world

NOBODY SPEAK, NO BODY GET CHOKED

Sandwich man leaving court

lol r u kidding me

as a thought exercise for everyone reading ross douthat's latest missive in the NYT, i want you to think about sending an email to your entire company with the subject line "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", then think about the over/under on the number of minutes/hours you would still be employed

X is a fascist propaganda website. If you’re on X, you’re helping keep people on a fascist propaganda website.

Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is. Membership.theonion.com

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

EXCOMMUNICATE VANCE EXCOMMUNICATE VANCE EXCOMMUNICATE VANCE

Word. Aldi's has a deal to feed 10 for $40. The Target deal is 4 for $20. Not only is Aldi's better financially, it's not run by simpering ring-kissers. corporate.aldi.us/newsroom/new...

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Farewell sweet Prince

First good day in what feels like years, we should top it off by killing Dick Cheney again

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I have said many times that I think the fundamental divide in the Democratic Party is between those who think we should go back to 2015 and those who already wanted better in 2015

You all are going to wish you'd made your peace with Woke 1

I want to bathe in this

Song of the Summer I’m callin it

Again and again Dems are not losing because of trans people. You can just stand up to transphobes. They’re weak crybullies.

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

AN AVALANCHE OF FREEMEN

this is objectively hilarious

Your aunt is building an inspo board that’s mostly Molotov cocktails

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

I was eleven years old when the war on terror started. for years, I couldn't leave the house without being cursed at and threatened by complete strangers. I was a child! eternity is not long enough for dick cheney to atone for his crimes. may their enormity forever weigh on his withered soul.

Not even joking, this singlehandedly immunized me against bad faith questioning of "why don't they just come legally?"

would be hilarious if a Mamdani win got a bunch of rich people to sell their Billionaires' Row pied-à-terres and temporarily crashed the Midtown super-luxury market

Getting word now that an uncomfortable but objectively correct fact was printed in a book? More as this develops

me

racial and political terrorism this morning

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"

To everyone who thinks electoralism doesn’t work: I did early voting to kill dick Cheney and see what happened

people have completely memory holed this which is a shame because I don't know that I've seen anything like it before or since. Natalie Maines, performing in London, said she was ashamed that George W. Bush was from Texas, and in response she and her bandmates had their lives destroyed

No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?

Happy bday to the GOAT!

“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy