If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

Michigan Senate President Pro Tempore @jeremymoss.bsky.social (D), author of a bill to unmask ICE agents in the state, responds to a Republican's concerns about ICE agents getting threatened by mentioning that state legislators still do their jobs publicly despite threats against them.

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Every month for the last 77 years, the Bureau of Labor Statistics has estimated Americans' unemployment rate This streak dies tomorrow Govt staff could not survey Americans about whether they're working or looking for work in Oct, the 1st time in 934 months This blind spot will remain forever

Russell Vought’s dismantling of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is putting the public at risk in areas ranging from auto loans and digital payments to credit cards and credit reports.

A grave injustice will finally be rectified on Saturday when Warren Zevon enters the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Revisit his emotional final visit to 'Late Show With David Letterman' following his cancer diagnosis.

FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!

Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ

IT'S NOT AN "IMMIGRATION CRACKDOWN" IF THEY ARE HARMING AND KIDNAPPING AND TERRORIZING PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF THEIR IMMIGRATION STATUS. IT'S RACISM AND INTIMIDATION.

"... the best explanation for 2025 is that voters didn’t know what they were getting with Trump 2.0 last November, but now they do — and they don’t like it." @gelliottmorris.com

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Why does New York City get lefty whackjob mayor and San Francisco is stuck with these Republican Lite d-bags like Lurie? It's fucking embarrassing

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I'm ready for apologies from pundits and politicians who showed their bigoted asses and suggested we needed to abandon trans people in order to win. looks like "fairness in girls' sports" wasn't the unbeatable wedge issue you thought it was, was it? kinda makes you look like a dumbass, huh?

🤔When Mamdani was running, the "Democrats" were aligning against him. Democrats meaning: Dem party leadership, big money Dem donors, Dems in what's left of the news industry, transphobic Dems, Islamaphobic Dems, anti-woke Dems But when Mamdani wins, "Democrats" claim the victory as their own? 🙂🙃

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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.

This is the face of the Democratic leadership, our party's leader in the fight against fascism: He voted for the guy Trump supports and he's too much of a chickenshit to admit it. Vive la Résistance!

BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance. Follow AP for live updates.

“redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871” would go so hard on a crop top tbqh

Baseball is not masochism. Baseball is anxiety.

Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...

The next @raygunsite.com message tshirt has written itself. I want one of the “Smell the onions and mustard” shirts!

People act like all conservatives are the same when the movement has a ton of diverse intellectual traditions. For example: Bryan Johnson who measures the size of his son’s erections for technofascist reasons Mike Johnson measures how often his son gets an erection for christofascist reasons

Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems

“Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words” 10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.

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A political scandal has erupted over allegations of severe abuses of Palestinians. A military official, who had leaked a video, disappeared briefly on Sunday. She was found later and is now being held in prison. n.pr/4onizwY

Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Please subscribe.

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Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.

Cuomo during the campaign: I'm the only man tough enough to stand up to the evil Donald Trump! Cuomo on election eve: I hope New Yorkers all listen to my good friend Donald Trump and heed his advice to vote for me!

These outtakes were my Stupid Holy Grail. We've had these for years on a nondescript CD, and I didn't realize it until last week!

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Well how about that, another Trump shithead that @amyklobuchar.com voted to confirm. Thanks for giving us the Road Rules bro, Amy! So bipartisan.

It feels like macOS Tahoe actively punishes you for being Good At Computer. 90% of the time with Spotlight it opens the dictionary app, an app which I have never once used, because I type quickly and am used to it knowing that "fire" means I'm trying to open Firefox, an app I used 1000 times per day

A new class action lawsuit against Spotify alleges the company has “turned a blind eye” to “mass-scale fraudulent streaming” on its platform and that one musician in particular has been the beneficiary of “billions” of fake streams: Drake.

I been sick as a dog since Friday and still feel like hell but have way too many plates spinning to take a day off. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever

If you're ever tempted to believe or cite Jonathan Haidt's moral panic crusade against social media, you should consider that he's now also part of Heritage's crusade to criminalize porn.

Fascist operative Bari Weiss gets the seal of approval from her mentor, a tyrant who has galvanized the greatest explosion of Nazi activism in modern American history. This is why she was recruited to decimate CBS News: variety.com/2025/tv/news...

I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it. The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!

143 days until Opening Day.

I’d just like to thank my lord and savior, Satan, for guiding my bat and the Dodgers to the victory we all deserved and were promised thanks to many blood sacrifices.

God damn I hate the Dodgers.

The thing I have learned from this World Series is that if you don't drop routine fly balls or forget how to hit, you can be very competitive with the Dodgers.

I’m sick as a dog but pulling myself out of bed to watch Game 7. Beat LA!