the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear

I love eating the last thing in a thing. Nourishment AND more space? Sign me up.

It was a long fast walk across the moors up to Top Withens, where Emily Brontë set Wuthering Heights. I thought no one would join me, gave the students plenty of outs. 5 came anyway. 1 said, "We want to see why you care so much.” I’ll remember that. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #topwithens #haworth #photography #clarity

"I refuse." This is it. There's no reason we should accept a narrative of an already settled future which marginalizes humans and individual agency. No one wants this. No one asked for it.

'Souls Tied' A deeply personal, and very special, image to me. Taken back in 2021 at the iconic Dark Hedges. This image won both 'World Landscape Photographer 2022' & the 'UK Landscape Photographer Of The Year - Black & White' category. #landscapephotography #northernireland #darkhedges

This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.

Something a bit more « classic » from the desert… Harmony of desert shapes & sand textures ☺️. Empty Quarter, UAE #photography #art #nature #landscape #desert #harmony

Belongings of the least-accomplished Brontë sibling. Branwell had plenty of the talent in multiple fields, and talent will never be enough. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #bronteparsonagemuseum #haworth #westyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

Stealworkers

the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss

Once more to the castle. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏰 #scarboroughcastle #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

Just sitting at my desk, staring into the middle distance, fondly remembering that one time I picked the right size tupperware

"Obsequiousness and collaboration spread like viruses to weaken our republic, but the choice to support one another and defend our institutions strengthens it." From @msroth.bsky.social, the President of Wesleyan and a fine historian. He is NOT collaborating. www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...

True story. And he was right.

Who wouldn't want to help these students? The Lit House is raising $ for Light of Day Internships, pairing students w/ national lit organizations. Even $5 helps! Visit tinyurl.com/tx827sfj Select "Centers of Excellence" & "Lit House Light of Day" & give these booklovers some light. #decemberdays

Our EIC, @kristenmiller.bsky.social, in today’s Kentucky Lantern 🔥🔥🔥

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

It’ll ease your fear of death or your money back

The single greatest benefit of having multilingual kids is cribbage exchanges like the following, which I stg is real. 1st wave of the hand was 3 face cards. My daughter started the 2nd wave counting points in French for some reason, so ok, and: Her: deux Me: cinq Her: sept Me: dix Her: NUTZ

A student working on a travel writing exercise, near Robin Hood’s Bay. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #travelwriting #robinhoodsbay #dinosaurcoast #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

A raven on the castle wall. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏰🪶 #birdsky #raven #scarboroughcastle #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

I guess if anywhere is going to change hands between the Parliamentarians and the Royalists seven times in seven years, might as well be 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏰 #scarboroughcastle #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I mean I guess if you’re going to set a vampire story somewhere, might as well be 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #whitby #abbey #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

Robin Hood’s Bay. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #robinhoodsbay #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

The limestone cap of Malham Cove. 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌿 #limestone #rocksky #malhamcove #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

Recent studies show that some large bats eat songbirds on night migration, plucking them out of the sky. Studies also show rats wait near bat havens and pluck them out of the sky and eat them. This is kind of a vague turducken for whatever eats the rat, I suppose.

I have a new essay (about gay porn, cicadas, internet time, and longing as mourning) up at @anotherchicagomag.bsky.social. The piece comes from a collaborative book-length essay written alongside poets Aaron Smith & David Trinidad. anotherchicagomagazine.net/2025/11/04/d...

Join us at "Revisions and Subversions," a reading of poetry in translation! This reading is collaboratively sponsored by Sarabande Books, Third Coast Translators Collective, and The Louisville Review and features Katrine Øgaard Jensen, Stine An, and other incredible translators. See you at Sky Bar!

I’d like to address all these questions about why I smell different today. What happened was, I ran out of my usual shampoo, Tobacco ’n’ Bourbon ’n’ Bullets. In the back of the cabinet I found a bottle of County Fair, which is why I smell like corndogs, cotton candy, and carny sweat. Thx for asking!

A good start

I hope this finds you holding a machete.

Back to my fighting weight #burnishbeercompany #salisbury #maryland

Blue hour at Crummock Water

This morning’s hype anthem

If someone asks you if that’s enough cream cheese, the correct answer is no

Tis finally the season for my famous pumpkin spice toothpaste (50/50 mix of nutmeg and hair gel)

TONIGHT in PVD: Join me to celebrate the publication of Guardians & Saints: Stories, just out from Cornerstone Press. Where: Riffraff Bookstore & Bar, 60 Valley St., Providence RI When: 6 pm Read more about the book and the launch here: heyrhody.com/stories/a-ni...

The OG

The Last Sitarfighter is this anything

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

A delight of copper beech 📷📸✒️📓🧭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌿 #copperbeech #treesky #kiplinhall #richmond #northyorkshire #england #photography #clarity

Facts. Add “Isaiah Maverick” at “The T-Dot Book Club” to the list.

in a certain sense, yes, I am a theoretical physicist

THIS ALL DAY

My book comes out today! It’s sad and funny and a little spooky and a lot mysterious and very weird, and you can buy it wherever fine books are sold in indie stores bookshop.org/p/books/happ...

People Who Just Googled “parts of a spoon,” Unite

Authors beware: I got an email from a guy who allegedly “runs the T-Dot Book Club here in Canada, a vibrant monthly” etc. I ❤️ real book clubs, pure good vibes IME. But this offer felt off—corporate jargon, old title, etc. Obvs: they want me to pay for the pleasure. Don’t fall for it, folks.