And Tiny Sim, who DID die

“And Emperor Palpatine, who did NOT die!”

Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, should have died hereafter. There would have been time for such a word.

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the

Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched or trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? —— Yeah, I think I’m out of luck.

There is a ton of evil, hardcore satanic level evil, in this country/world, so I shouldn’t be surprised but holy shit how do certain people live with themselves I don’t think I’m particularly exception on anything, including morality, I think I’m like most people just doing the best we can, and…

Teach like a Luddite! In which I join @philnichols.bsky.social and @anterobot.bsky.social to argue for a Luddite praxis in education grounded in three elements: embracing strategic playfulness; developing localized tactics; and building networks of resistance. Read the article at Kappan:

There's a lot of focus on how the dripping antisemitism on the right has created a useful rupture in various parts of Trump's support, and that's true. But I really worry that EVEN those on the less hateful side of that split are ignoring how dangerous some of these terrorists are.

Gonna pour one out and listen to Le Tigre all day. youtu.be/7IhilcddEjg?...

cut my life into pieces this is my

a simple lesson in press coverage: every journalist has lindsey graham's cell # and there are never any investigative stories about lindsey graham

Oh Jake, buddy. :(

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Lil Nas Ghul.

I mean, it's all great, but the last couple of seconds is 🧑‍🍳😘

tfw you realize you wore your new “butlerian jihad” shirt to a meet and greet with the company’s ai engineers

it lets you come up with color palettes easily: I have a more dev focused version her: meodai.github.io/poline/

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

Watch this. Then remember that the president doesn’t care. He cares that his old ass gets richer in the hand full of years he may have left. And his sick rich friends. The most corrupt evil man to ever serve as president is ignoring real evil

"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."

It is always funny to me that these people keep trotting him out hoping he's going to say some anodyne bullshit about how the GOP cares about the average working Joe, only to have him turn around and say "fuck you poors, buy fewer Christmas presents." www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

It’s *mean* to say this is racist, you woke snowflake. Why are you so sensitive bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Guys help me. What is happening in this game right now.

Trump admitted that he pardoned corrupt Democrat Cuellar so that Cuellar wouldn't run for reelection as a Dem. Cuellar is running as a Dem anyway and Trump is fuming about his "lack of loyalty."

Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

There probably is no better proof that relative normies use Bluesky now than the fact that a large number of people in my replies have never heard of bronies (I think this is overall a good thing)

It’s not my hole! It wasn’t made for me! www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

The fucking irony of this Jew to cape Third Reich white supremacist talking points BECAUSE his grandparents could assimilate into US culture when whiteness expanded just enough for them. (One day he might find that this same conditional whiteness he was granted is more conditional+ less secure.)

The most openly racist, eugenicist monsters are running the U.S. They will use every opportunity to advance their agenda. And as the wheels come off their regime they will only grow more brutal and obscene. These are dangerous days for us all.

Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden? TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person

FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!

311/1461

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL

So proud of this kid. youtu.be/azBQfO9jPcY #fiddle #music #violin

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself.”

After extensive fine tuning, Grok’s engineers have managed to create the thirstiest AI ever benchmarked.

This thread is wild.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

just because you’re not the worst person in the story doesn’t mean you’re not the worst

On the topic of "unwritten grammar rules" - this was absolutely one of my favorite things about studying linguistics waaaaay back in the day. TLDR: we construct languages that are inherently suited to the way our brains work, and we have brains that are highly adapted to the way languages work.