I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

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yeah

*snort* fucking BANGER

Can’t wait tau faurget saume auld acquaintances. THEY KNAUW WHY.

Highlight of New York (so far): made a lady rage-quit a Macy's Christmas window display game

Christmas baby. It's chicken time

hellll yeah

The Tiny Tim, so beautiful! And lo! he did NOT die -- And a thousand thousand Tiny Tims Lived on; and so did I.

The holiday pizzas are ready for action

Thought it was cute how these folks on Christmas Light Fight would add the names of every kid in the neighborhood and then I remembered they live in Riverside

got in just under the wire for Reddit Post of the Year

cut my life into pieces this is my

Tomorrow is historically both my least and my most favorite day of the year. This thread tips the balance toward most.

Give me your hellest yeah

turns out #Coachella is a place, not a handbag. although a handbag is a place too. just a small one

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

It's not my fault! It didn't come with screws and I need to see what screws to buy! I AM AS GOD MADE ME

Feeling like a new kind of pervert opening my purchases at a lunch table in IKEA

millennials insisting with their dying breaths she was actually Mary Cumstein

Get a load of this dog 🐕

"So there's a new vinyl store in Pasadena--" No. There is a new RECORD store in Pasadena. "*sigh* Okay..." NO. We are FIFTY. If we are going to a vinyl store, it is to buy cheap flooring. "🙄" This is my hill. It is a very SMALL hill because I am OLD and cannot CLIMB FAR but I WILL DIE ON IT

As a parent, the only thing I want in my life is for my kid to be happy, peaceful, a success by whatever terms they decide that means. To die by their hand... There's surely a worse way to go out, but it's not coming to mind

some day something good will happen

Oh, good King Wenceslas last looked out How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

Heaven loves a bus driver who doesn't give a rip whether my TAP reads

Jimmy Fallon has mussed Trump's hair, hawked nfts (when he was an investor in the nft co.), and now given Sam Altman a platform to talk about using chat GPT to raise babies. At this point I hope we can agree that this soulless buster has more than used up any goodwill he got from hiring The Roots

Just made cranberry compound butter; you can't tell me shit (and my house smells great)

ahh man this one always hits

Finally found the Orangina Haribos and they are all I ever dreamed they would be

you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay

One of the underrated aspects of my job is the opportunity it gives me to humiliate myself in front of the likes of Aparna Nancherla* * by falling off a stepladder and eating massive shit directly in front of her, then popping up and announcing "I do stunts"** ** ABH*** *** always be hustling

In a world in which nobody's listening but everything's recorded, what can come of self-expression but self-incrimination?

Can't wait to get to Greek Heaven and find out ambrosia was cold flat Sprite all along I knew it

I did too, but it was because people claim they're overrated but they still hit

love your ass 🍑

Weird choice to post it so late, right after midnight on a... hey, wait a second. Oh no. Oh... no.

Cats 2 (2026)

Commuting is great

Sunday morning seems early for Yelp to be this horned up

miss her so much

The face of disdain

Aww yiss

Start following you congress people with shame bells Go full THEATRE KID they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS

I am about to become a menace

The two genders

Grant Imahara was so cool.