70% top marginal tax rates

incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies

Tonight in Dramatic Readings of Wikipedia

For years now, I’ve been going to L.A. Kings hockey games with my family. (It’s okay to feel sorry for me, but we do this to ourselves.) Used to be, you could get a beer for under 10 bucks, 12 if you’re fancy. These days it’s more like 20 or 22. I don’t drink beer at Kings games anymore.

Why go to graduate school when you spend your time and money getting letters for your dog? I give you: Ch. Southern Giants Hoist The Cup CD RE CGCA CGCU TKN FDC (the Ch. is for Champion)

One thing I like about having a St. Bernard is that he reminds me daily of the absurdity of life. Why is this dog so big? And what’s he doing here, in this house? It’s like discovering a two-foot-tall frog in your bedroom each morning.

"[Democrats are] like a team owner who is just happy to host one home playoff series a year and pick up the extra gate revenue. Fans can't complain too much because they're 'competitive.'" Oh, so you've met the L.A. Kings

a model maximumfun.org/join

We really missed out by never casting Tim Curry as James Bond.

The left one is Mojo and the right one is Jojo

I mean, would you look at this cat.

This photo posted by Shohei Ohtani 😮

TY Hannah Einbinder

Overheard in my living room: "Little Shop of Horrors 2: This One Drinks Piss”

When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art

Only in New York, am I right? Only in New York does Bruno Kirby get to sniff Carrie Fisher's perfume, let alone Billy Crystal bagging Meg Ryan. Only in New York, people

Superman (2025) is such a frickin' treat, y'all

selling the sizzle

If you think I'm reposting this specifically because of you, you're right.

we ARE the advice industry and yet!! the point stands!

The tributes to Catherine O'Hara continue

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Too respectful to creepshot, but I hope Abuela in the SpongeBob T clipping her coupons on the red line to downtown has a fantastic day

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But it’s Wild Cabbage Emerging From Mud Season, you can also erupt from the dirt with purple pornographic zeal to unfurl your freaky shit. You got this.

I wrote about The Goonies, the underground, and about waking up today to more bombs in the Middle East. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

Let your secretary know how much you appreciate him/her with MONEY

Sippin' on some sizzurp

I want to go on Traitors for the breakfast

why are they called the US Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team and not the Mighty Milkshake Ducks

The inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Achievement in Slang has been awarded to whomever first called U-turns "whippin' shitties," retroactive to whatever year that was

KOROK only pawn in game of life

That's just more room for the wutherin'

Just medaled in Short Form Kitchen Dance to the William Shatner cover of "Common People"

Hat big, hat small.

Family trying to stop me from saying "what a snatch" during women's hockey IN VAIN

Dieter Ruhle is undefeated

Football Head-Man Party Hat is already a better idea than anything in any AI ad to date

Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health

you are part of a race of 1.5 inch tall human beings. you file into a stadium to watch puppy dogs larger than a city bus tussle around and rough house for hours. it is the most exciting night of your entire life

doubt

THREAD. A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does. 1. The Public Swimming Pool

Still can't believe the Grammys snubbed Tom Waits's Dinosaur Secrets in Crocodile Bones

Jim Steinman was a guy who knew what he was about artistically* and leaned alllll the way into it * making some off the highest risk/reward karaoke jams of all time

close one

So here is a story: I applied for the 2nd season of The Real World. The casting director was cleaning out her old files last year or the year before, came across my application, found me online (I was the very smallest bit in the press then bc of the MaxFun co-op transition), and sent it to me.

What Best in Show gets wrong: -- Imagine one owner-handler winning group in the first place, let alone several; in a pig's valise What Best in Show gets right: -- Conformation people really are this odd -- We all love soup

Honestly one of the greatest movies ever made

It’s really surreal to be living through all this knowing that if people took the mistreatment of Black people seriously this might not be happening