Aww yiss

Start following you congress people with shame bells Go full THEATRE KID they want to act a monkey give them a CIRCUS

I am about to become a menace

The two genders

Grant Imahara was so cool.

Ever seen a post so good you died of envy

It's hard to know what to wish for after "salt the earth" because watching the results of tilling, planting, and watering the salted earth is not physically arresting

Bluesky mods' anxiety skyrocketing when they learn that TOS Violators is a demographic with rising political power

I would have raced to watch too

If I only had cameras in my eyes, I could share a photo of the 8- or 9-year old girl who just rocked up to my door dressed as Sabrina Carpenter And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me

When someone didn't read the directions

Sure going to miss this view.

No, I will not share my pills

Good morning to every poster in this thread; I hope you have a magnificent day

The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now

Joe Davis: I love pineapple John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit An actual exchange between them just now

Y'all thought I was kidding? I was not kidding

The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane. "Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."

Dieter Ruhle is out of songs Please reload Dieter Ruhle

“Baseball!” the children shout, and there was baseball. “More baseball,” they say, and more baseball follows. “Baseball forever!” they cry, and from a gnarled tree, somewhere in the urban wilderness of Elysian Park, the witch cackles, “Oh! Now we’re talking.”

Incredibly crisp audio on the baserunner un-Velcroing his pads

Saw some good dogs this weekend

Robot sock party when

This is just to say i have taken back everything i ever sent you in the chat and which you were likely quoting in a story Forgive me you're not a journalist so it's weird just letting you know.

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

pap smear is short for papal smear because the pope is supposed to do it but can't because he's too busy

Not here to tell you how to live your life but if you go to Costco and you see the box of Cheddies you would probably be glad if you purchased the box of Cheddies

Look at this big ol' lug

L.A. Kings after two

A thousand-yard stare on a hundred-yard field. Generational talent

Coming up hard on lip balm season

If you are considering listening to something right now, why not make it k.d. lang's "Hallelujah," the only version of that song ever to be recorded

Please give me the Flaccid Wang in Cherry

OVERHEARD: "I'll grok some titties; I'll tell you that for free" -- @maydelgard.bsky.social

So uncomfortable watching this week's Bake Off and having to contend with the apparent endemic British horniness about school

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

New salvos thrown in the battle to become America's Duskiest Honky

true professionalism

you guys wanna see the cutest shit

There's either a specific Pokemon or a Muppet this dress is giving and I can't think which

To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.

Imagine dying so Nick Fuentes might call some incel "based." At least Jodie Foster was worth impressing

My sister sent me this

Fucks sake. What a disappointment.

This is not a service I require

The Cased Meat Celestials have come to pass judgement, just as Jack Kirby foretold

Sitting down ironing get on my level (my level is sitting down)

You're telling me

Feels like I'm waiting up by the chimney even though I know no one's coming down