LMAO dying the whole album must have autotune vocals I love it

I originally wanted to go to my niece's graduation but I don't have the kind of money to take my whole family on a trip to NYC even for a few days. New York has been on my list of places that I want to visit since I was a kid but it's going to have to wait.

There's usually a stretch of each season that the dodgers play like bums but this stretch feels longer than most. Not expecting any sympathy or anything just putting it out there. September 2017 vibes.

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

I've been wanting to grab a kallax from IKEA for my records for like the past decade and to what do my wondering eyes appear but someone putting an assembled used one on the curb. Yoinks!

Drinking diet Pepsi from a Coke glass

Realization that this will be my first mother's day without a mom

Donald Rumsfeld propositioned me for sex in a Sheraton Four Points elevator back in 2006 so I followed him to his room and fisted him for $90,000 only to go to the casino an hour later and lose it all in one play at poker. Shitty hand, I guess.

Good luck finding that biblically accurate bible.

*whispers* sizzler

Janitor closed off the bathroom and I didn't bring my phone or I would have snapped a pic to make a Taco Bell joke

At first I was amused with "Paul McCartney" texting me stuff on my phone but it's getting old with the never ending hype of the upcoming album

I slept on The Next Day but what a grave error that was. Go ahead and be jealous of me discovering an absolute Bowie classic and reminisce about when you had this experience a million years ago.

My white people taco night has classic Lawry's taco ground beef, canned refried black beans, homemade Mexican rice, homemade salsa, and lots of sour cream. And a Modelo with lime in a can.

What is it about dealing with insurance that triggers my grief of losing my mom

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On the one hand I'm a failure as a godfather because my niece converted to Islam, but on the other hand I'm a good godfather because she believes in God instead of being atheist

Found a spot at Mammoth Lakes for Memorial weekend. My plans are all set ✅

What's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up. For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.

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May Day? May Day? One place you’ll never say the words Mayday is in the fantastic Space Hotel, where in only 7 months you can sleep soundly in the cold vacuum of the eternal abyss, free from stressful things like the atmosphere.

'tis the season

Old Fu Manchu songs are so good because they don't try so hard. Scott sounds relaxed and the riffs aren't aggressive. The newer stuff is still good but it's more frantic, it doesn't have the magic of the old stuff.

DOGE killed getting new RSLs every 6 months. We're still using RSLs from November 2024.

Rhythm Aryan Nation over here

i am a one issue voter and my issue is "these motherfuckers will pay for their crimes"

“Is it time to bring back smoking?“ It absolutely the fuck is not, and you’re a moron for even asking! Go learn how to feel shame! Next!

After having a bone dry March it's looking like it's the 4th wettest April out of the 13 seasons I have been recording

sʎɐpᴉloH ʎddɐH

It's been nearly 7 months since my mom died and today I finally got the first part of the inheritance on paper. I feel like this is the hurdle I needed to clear to get the house on the market and get this finished once and for all

Mike Myers sure gets a lot of mileage these days playing record executives. I wonder if he's worried about being typecasted. j/k he's busy counting his money.

Watched the Coachella Oblivius video again and what shown through was the level of fine taste on display by not only the usage of political video but also picking the best snippet of possibly the greatest American song OAT for walking off stage, not just that but also possibly the most New Yorkiest

4 Ks from PCA ❤️❤️❤️

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this came to me in a dream

Still bugs me that some asshole came to the estate sale at my mom's house and haggled me about a movie projector. I really should have told him to fuck off.

We have had multiple bills to create single payer healthcare in California but Dems don't give a shit about people, they only want to be in power and get paid by their billionaire overlords just like MAGA.

BREAKING: I will never, ever, eat at Steak n' Shake again. I hope RFK gets them to put raccoon penis on the menu. thehill.com/business/584...

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This is a screenshot from FB I'm going to talk to my boomer friend and explain why sharing this is hypocritical

Habit has a $10 meal including half a Santa Barbara char, a few chicken nuggets and a side salad and a drink. I don't feel like a fat pig after eating the entire thing either.

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The Strokes ending their set with Oblivious while running a list of all the governments the CIA has overthrown was pretty incredible.

And that right there is why I love The Strokes

As ever, two things are true: 1. Caitlyn Jenner is an awful person who does not give the slightest shit about other trans folks and will throw us all under the bus without a second thought 2. If you misgender her, you also don't give a shit about trans folks except as a club against Republicans

Gonna try to assemble another compilation and see if it gets accepted. Feel like trying to release my older material is futile because standards have been raised but I have got to try.