i think about this post literally fucking constantly. the phrase “mage regressing” bubbles around my head at basically all moments

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

Funniest thing about chips ahoy landfaggots is how it was just somebody not knowing about ships ahoy

(meme from Tumblr)

you know there's no secret government weather machine because the furries would have hijacked it by now #anthrocon

[ drawing streak: 202 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune ]

original by @BirdInABirdcage on twitter

<---- has survived 8 will saves for front in the last hour

That scene

“My escapism is better than your escapism!!!” #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

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You think being oppressed for being gay is hard? Try having a size fetish while not being into feet at all. Yeah... that's what I thought. Heh... you'd never understand my suffering.

average rugby player after receiving literally bone-crunching tackle: bit of a hard one there average football player after being lightly brushed: alack! alack sir, I die! I perish! foully slain! cut down in my youth by the cruel scythes of evil men!

At some point you've gotta sit a player down like "okay, in our fantasy game you played a guy who hates elves and made up new slurs for elves; in our cyberpunk game you played a guy who hates robots and made up new slurs for robots; I think your ACTUAL goal here is just to be a guy who says slurs".

Lactation and oviposition are both breakfast-themed fetishes

Lowkirkenuinely im kinda housewife coded

Happy 33rd day of Pride Month. To celebrate, here’s a video of Spongebob and Patrick I made

theaters that run cheap-o "midnight movie" screenings where they just project a blu-ray of a cult classic should have to run them at 12 AM and PM both. let me bail on work and go see mars attacks. midnight is too late for me. i will die

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if you ai generate porn and art in general = you're a talentless loser desperate for some kind of approval or attention without having to do any of the work. you have the mental faculties of a papaya if you ai generate images of my waifu specifically = you [INFORMATION WITHHELD DUE TO BLUESKY TOS]

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Oh I see NOW they're finally hyping up Metal Sonic because they need everyone to think he's tough for that fourth movie and forget what a total jobber he is. This mfer died to a door in CD.

i love this thing

the sphinx: that guy who solved my riddle ended up fucking WHO? hahahahahahha the sphinx: brand new riddle - guess who you're having sex with? the sphinx: hahahahahaha

Imagine writing porn about something bizarre and horrible happening to your favourite character fully confident it's a crack scenario that'd never happen in the source material, then it happens exactly like that and you just have to live knowing your boner is better at media analysis than you are.

There's a new phishing scam taking place currently on Discord and it involves compromised accounts trying to get you to "watch anime" with them through an unknown watch-party app (PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND) 🧵

All fun and games until they hit you with the:

wearing the cargo shorts and LoZ triforce shirt going "oh no i hope no one forces me to wear a dress and or skirt with a cute top" and then glancing around to see if anyone heard

I had this talking Simpsons watch from Burger King as a kid and I brought it to school and somehow it started going off during class in my backpack over and over saying "Mmm... Burger..." And I was so embarrassed and tried to deny it was me and almost cried cause the teacher was so fucking mad. Yep

The thing that sucks about mortality is that there's a very limited number of times I can do a weak bit where the punchline depends on the timestamps on the original and followup posts being several years apart.

no you see im actually boymoding in the hopes that another girl sees it and does something to me about it

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival! My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

Don't have anything new to post atm, so here's a quick WIP lol~ #deltarune #wip

i'm pregnant and it's posts

He was a SERIAL KILLER, who bragged about killing people!

absolutely fucking outrageous question/answer combo from this game from the 2000s

early 2000s Dragon Ball games were putting Broly in it like the stripper they hide inside the giant birthday cake

OK sound off in the comments whether it's a good bit or if you are gonna kill me with hammers.