So we have a new weather twink. He needs a tailor and a hair stylist to give him an adult haircut. But damn he has a good voice.

Tonight is the last show for Stephen Colbert. Let's all watch to give him the biggest ratings ever. CBS will die tonight after his final show. You know what to do.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social Dad took a turn for the worse a week ago today and passed on Sat. Currently planning the funeral with mom. #exhausted

These are actual Freedom Riders, now elderly, sitting together decades after risking their lives to challenge segregation in the American South. On May 4, 1961, they rode buses south to defy illegal segregation in terminal facilities.

Health authorities are scrambling to contain a deadly outbreak of hantavirus linked to the polar expedition ship Hondius, tracing some 30 departed passengers from at least a dozen countries — as well as two flights linked to an ill woman.

Who’s up?

And now Republicans are working overtime to erase black members of Congress. Take a history lesson about how the Republican party became the party of Jim Crow and then join us in the real world, Rafael.

It's official! I'm *permanently* banned from X for tweeting "TLDR: Fascism." (appeal denied) What an honor—and a sign that the Silicon Valley billionaires feel threatened by my book. (One of my final viral posts featured this cover.) Pre-order here! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...

Reskeet if you like bellies 🙂‍↕️

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports and you can say "r*tard" again!

“Trump’s grip on the Republican Party faces these challenges” Stop it. Trump could waddle naked across the South Lawn screaming about how Obama was spying on him from inside the White House microwave, and the GOP would clap like obedient seals.

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Hillary was right about everything.

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My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

We have another news gay here. The morning live shot reporter just mentioned in book store live shot that he has been meaning to read the heated rivalry series.

Correct.

The Absolute Opposite of What They Should Be Doing….

ICE has violated almost 100 court orders. Let me say that another way. 100 times ICE was caught brazenly ignoring the law. 100 times a court told them to immediately stop. And 100 times they ignored the order. That's an out-of-control agency that shouldn't get another dime.

Former officer of the month planned a mass shooting targeting Black people at a large festival in New Orleans. www.cnn.com/2026/04/23/u...

The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The fifth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Things were so normal before he was allowed into politics…..

Oh, honey . . . if Democrats could *really* rig elections, why aren't they in power in the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court right now? You're such a simple thing.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Sorry HogsBreath, We're Sticking With Mark Kelly, Senator, Astronaut And Navy Pilot.......

They're not even trying to hide it anymore...

23 April 1945 | The US Army liberated the Flossenbürg concentration camp, where they found 1,500 critically ill prisoners. Between May 1938 & April 1945, 100,000 people (84k men & 16k women) from over 30 countries were imprisoned there. Over 30,000 perished.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Makes the Gen Con Will Call line look short.

Dear fellow Brits, from this Brit-American: Please don't come here. It's dangerous. You may be targeted, arrested and unlawfully detained - likely courtesy of ICE - without access to legal representation. I've told my family to stay away. Please boycott America. 🇬🇧💙 news.sky.com/story/englan...

So JD Vance is saying that the United States is knowingly engaging in economic terrorist against the entire world? Cool, cool.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Heartstopper Forever recast! And special guest. www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

Il just leave this here 😊

Dementia Don just posted top secret information on his TS page.

I’m sorry, as an old comics nerd, I can’t be too above it all or jaded to not be insanely stoked that there’s gonna be a movie where the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men fight Doctor Doom. We all live in Hell, so let me enjoy this you cynical fucks.

Do people think this? "I don't like Israel or Russia, therefore Iran must not either!" I guess people need to be told that Putin and the Iranian Regime are BBFs. Is that the word I'm looking for in order to reach young morons - BBFs? Russia controls Iran's nuclear energy FFS.

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

To those of you who are surprised the Trump administration would threaten a Pope: A significant percentage of Trump's evangelical supporters don't consider Catholics (AKA "Mary Worshipers") to even be Christians. When evangelicals call themselves "True Christians," they mean they aren't Catholics.

Trump has apparently just posted a video of a woman being murdered on his social media account. I am not watching it and you shouldn’t either. You should, however, call your reps and demand impeachment.