It's 1986 and a hero emerges from the flames with her safely in his arms #synthwave #80s

News used to be better.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social You know @therealsnicks.bsky.social would like some relief like this some day from his Hershey squirts

FreeTaxUSA is the greatest product on the internet and 0 people should use TurboTax

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @earsgato.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social I'm sorry to share this news, as @therealsnicks.bsky.social wanted to be impregnated by Chris, and @roni1133.bsky.social wanted to be the one to impregnate Aubrey.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

A winner of a sketch from last weekend's SNL UK youtu.be/zdC20HYW-tM

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @earsgato.bsky.social When @freddiek.bsky.social hires a personal chef, this is the interview process.

However you celebrate this special day, remember to check the shadows for the bunny man, the bunny man, in every shadow a bunny man

Zombie Jesus has risen, and he wants BRAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS

the son of sam dog said "roll that beautiful bean footage" a lot too but they didn't make commercials with him for some reason

@roni1133.bsky.social you need an invite next time

Author William Peter Blatty once won $10,000 on You Bet Your Life. When Groucho Marx asked what he planned to do with the money, he said he planned to take some time off to work on a novel. The result was The Exorcist (1973).

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @freddiek.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social Not like he was hiding it, but Ricky went full 🦶

#HotMenWithDogs The only good thing about CBS news these days is Jon Vigliotti. At home he has a charming husband and their adorable dog Toast

Hey if you want to watch Jonathon Majors fall through a window because he's now working for the most incompetent producers in the business here's your chance deadline.com/2026/04/jona...

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social Identify yourselves. Clearly I'm the dog drinking up the spilled milk. 🐶🥛

Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps

No millennial or younger has any fucking common sense anymore.

Hard pass on this from the Sexworld auction.

Pam Bondi is adult Tracy Flick. Prove me wrong.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Mess. Incredible mess. www.thecut.com/article/mill...

If you enjoy this, you may also enjoy the lyrical comedic musings of comedian Caitlin Cook who takes inspiration from bathroom stall graffiti youtu.be/a9wJduQ0kKw

Keep in mind his first choice was Gaetz.

PIPEDREAM (2008) Acrylic - 20” x 30” Most days I take a walk in the late afternoon to clear my head and stretch my legs. Sometimes I come across trash thrown in a field or left in a parking lot and I get annoyed thinking about how thoughtless people can be. 1/5 #art

Oh man, just found this old exchange between @tiny.baby, @ugarles.bsky.social, and Chili’s

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

Who called them AI enthusiasts when Bot Licker was right there...

Share a smile.

Post Something Random Or You’ll Have An Awful April

beautiful

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social Me whenever some new musician has been popular for scene queens and as an old gay I'm expected to know who he is.

Oh, 1st Wednesday of the month 1pm freakout Minnesota.

I lived in Watertown, SD for a few months. There are good people there, with big hearts and traditional beliefs.

This is the only April Fool's I need to see on my timeline today.

Tell me tomorrow. Today, I believe nothing.

This is the reason why Gilded Age fans call him Rail Daddy. 😍😈🚇💦💦👻

$6 concert tickets!

G is for Geode. And that's good enough for me.

Once again, this site has a significant problem with people who cannot distinguish between "here is what the law is"/"here is what happened" and "I endorse that law/what happened."

OMG that apple fritter looks so good.

(trying to write a romance novel while eating lunch) They started off as enemies like...salad dressing and the front of pants.

The bordello she built, Dorsey’s Sporting House on 11th Avenue S., is all that remains of a onetime red light district in Minneapolis’s flour milling district

“Ah, Mister Bond, I see you’ve already made the acquaintance of my associate…”