Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social It's been awhile since we saw the "hey guys" Austrian, and it looks like he got a cat or maybe @therealsnicks.bsky.social somehow ended up in the video

Leaving the theater physically exhausted from how tense my muscles were during The Descent (2006).

I've been in the Orlando airport for 2 hours and I now never want to see a child again in my lifetime.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @edkennedy.bsky.social DEfron as Santa? He'd be welcome in my chimney. youtu.be/UTsau0QhK-U

I also talked to Bryan Fuller, who is very smart and made a good first movie and is fed up with how we're babying a generation of filmgoers www.avclub.com/bryan-fuller...

When you think you've gotten to the weirdest thing in this article, you haven't

Well, I escaped it for one week.

NEW COCKTAIL: put Russian Standard into a Molson Canadian and pound it, it’s called a Heated Rivalry

😁 www.themarysue.com/pushing-dais...

Update: One of the Rugrats on board must have not been washing his hands and now i have a cold

Never felt so seen.

Girl on the plane next to me loaded up Anatomy of a Fall to watch, and then let it run while paying 100% attention to her phone.

When a Canadian turns 16 they have to choose a path: hockey or Cirque du Soleil. There is no third option.

Spent a few hours with the Critical Role crew for some Mighty Nein stuff. They are genuinely one of the most welcoming, warmest, and talented bunch of folk in the industry. Was sitting in the car on the way home, smiling, and saying to myself “what a fucking lovely group of people innit” ❤️

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social Go towards the light, @therealsnicks.bsky.social

it's quite appropriate that after decades of cheating on his wives and even getting another woman pregnant during his second marriage, Pete Hegseth is in trouble again for shooting seamen

Christine Baranski didn't do this to get slandered.

My Wrapped is different from others because I only listen to Spotify when doing paperwork, and just use my annual playlist on shuffle.

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Red Eye is exactly the short movie you're looking for

"We saw you across the rink and really dig your vibe."

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

Stepping out of the theater after watching @bryanfuller.bsky.social #DustBunny and sitting in my car to hear @autoheart-official.bsky.social pop on the speakers definitely was a smooth transition.

John McClane’s sweater in DIE HARD 2 was the apex of holiday menswear.

There is something so deeply, deeply Minnesotan about these sorts of posts (which I see every winter). If you're from almost anywhere else and wondering if you're missing something: this person did in fact leave their car running, unlocked, keys in the ignition.

Drop something FIERY 🔥🖤🔥

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

Dave Franco casting call for the movie.

We should probably stop referring to discourse when really we mean someone’s being a dipshit.

If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

This is why Tim Gunn needs to return to coach designers on Project Runway

I'm going to go the most obvious

Obviously the guys are bonkers hot but the cinematogropher knows that onscreen sexiness is one part skin and three parts lighting

Cherie Johnson has been on TikTok lately telling stories of how Soleil Moon Frye showed absolute solidarity to her throughout Punky Brewster, including ensuring Cherie was in more episodes than they originally planned for.

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @edkennedy.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social When @cmr2.bsky.social sits on Santa's lap, this is what he wants to hear.

people think it's sweet to read their parents' old love letters but imagine someone in 2060 reading texts from when their parents were dating where mom sent a pic of her boobs & got back "🍆🍆🍆" & a dick pic from dad - and after 7 hours with no response he drops a "you up?" 9 months before their birth

Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

This Hallmark movie takes place in the SoNoPo (South of North Pole) neighborhood in NYC. A tow truck driver and a snow plow are engaged but then she (snow plow) goes back to MN and falls in love with a man at a Christmas tree farm with an 10 mile long driveway.

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Matt really has become one of my favorite meteorologists for giving us what the truth in local weather looks like.

@ashcampion.bsky.social @desertazj.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social strikes again. Who knew he was agile enough at his advanced age to get up on the roof still.

at a garden center for their huge holiday model train display and it’s so cool and if you look closely there is even a sex worker

#HotMenWithDogs RIP to the real one. Thanks, Rocky, for keeping Russell safe all these years

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

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Please talk to your grand/parents about how much they spend on their healthcare under Medicare and their limited networks. At a clinic meeting 20(!!) years ago where the business people were talking to us about how a clinic visit w/ rent/elec/front desk staff cost $72/visit and MC paid us $57.