Why do they look like cartoons, and which of their children needed college tuition money for them to agree to this crap?

"It's a non-fungible token, Jerry!" "Non-fungible? what does that mean?" "You know, it means you, uh, you can't funge it!" "No funging at all?" "NO FUNGE!"

The remote also allows you to set timers, brightness, or even this pulsing fade that looks just like the TARDIS warping in and out as it travels to/from. 5/5

@roni1133.bsky.social trip to Somerville for ice cream? @bluegreen118.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social At least they got someone with the right chest hair to play JFK jr youtu.be/Gw2RakWShdE

From FB regarding Pizza Luce in Minnesota. I like it when I can do something to help people displaced by ICE and then after I do that thing I get to eat a pizza.

Every day is ground hog day if you're a pork butcher

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

this “chicago bail fund” and the entire network of newly registered bail funds are all scams. illinois made cash bail illegal in 2023 thanks to the incredibly hard work of many people, some of whom i know personally, so this is especially stupid

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Nbd just another Friday afternoon

The best part of like 100 great things.

so you know how there's a theory that three-cueing means many Americans literally *can't* read.

Minneapolis folks. If you bought snacks from any of the small local markets, beware. www.fda.gov/safety/recal...

Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!

There was a time this was considered the most technologically advanced game of all time.

@cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social we have a worse euphemism than b*ttc*nt now

Share a preacher, priest, or nun

Rumor is Emerald Fennel has a Saltburn bathwater level scene in Wuthering Heights. Can't wait for Cathy to be a squirter as part of the canon of literature.

I think he misunderstood what I was yelling he should do to my throat

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social Fyi youtu.be/2g5Hz17C4is?...

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social New show from the Jury Duty team! New temp hire Anthony is brought on the company's annual retreat www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

@ginademarco.bsky.social @siciliangecko.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @thequeermonkey.bsky.social Some debates need to come over here from the hellsite. 😜

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @mooreak.bsky.social I can't believe they're doing another Harry Hole series and calling it this.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

So the non-Drew Tarver/Cary Dubek version of Night Nurse premiered at Sundance yesterday, and they cast a woman in Gary's role! thefilmstage.com/sundance-rev... www.avclub.com/the-other-tw...

The Harkness family reunions must be INSANE.

Cocaine. Cocaine is the reason she could do all this.

Talking to a new Gen Z friend

@cmr2.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social Why do they have such a hot man playing a bad guy on DOOL?

Not really surprising that no one is buying tickets for the Melania movie, we've already seen like ten movies about her.

@roni1133.bsky.social You talk a lot about Jawbox, and when First Avenue posted about the Minneapolis date with J Robbins, I wanted to make sure you saw a potential concert stop in your area. Sorry for the source, but it's one with the full tour dates. www.brooklynvegan.com/sugar-announ...

Drop something YELLOW 💛

@edkennedy.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @johnaz61.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social TZP for Lacoste

@cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @bluegreen118.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social @tvdean.bsky.social Ryan Murphy's Love Story: JFK Jr Make him stop! First Naomi gets sucked into this world, and now my beautiful Alessandro! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

Happy 8th birthday to Ben Lawson's dog Mochi. #HotMenWithDogs Video clip of Mochi wanting to go out in the snow until he sees how cold it is

D&D Test: My class is Monk (80%). Would have preferred rogue or ranger, but acceptable. www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

I have bought all the Ice Outs I can find locally and will be posting some of these cards around town. I know it's the smallest of small things, but I feel like this card is a good way to spread the message. People are being kidnapped and cruelly murdered in the streets. Fuck ICE.

@cmr2.bsky.social @cosmiclad.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social I'm just going to preemptively say, this is not about me. I remain our innocent little vanilla bean.

Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die should become a cult classic. For my fellow fans of weird cuckoo banana pants movies, this is for you and I salute you! youtu.be/Nm4WbapDzDQ?...

Behind every gay person there's a gayer and more unhinged person

I take back anything mean I ever said about the Dutch language

I’ve always been told to look to network shows for how to act on local TV. Gayle just dropped “douche canoe”

"Dance if you're gay"

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"