plot twist: the "drones" are just luigis mansion plotting his next move

look at this shitty ass polymer clay donut i made LMAO

*friend stares at the massive red anthill in the seat* sorry man just push that aside. put the queen in the back. don't touch my queen. god help anybody who tries to hurt my queen.

is 2hollis opium bird ???

i just need @glotheofficial.bsky.social to tell me i'm a bad bitch and i think i could be ok

i got hired today type beat gold stars in that chat ⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️✨⭐️

i love nirvana

"I'M ON A PLANE. WITH COCAINE!!!" def something someone on a plane with cocaine would say 10/10 for realism

@clownbaby.bsky.social pls help criss angel (ur 2nd cousin) keeps digging through my recycling and licking the old yogurt containers

me listening to 2hollis damn this twink COOKIN 🔥

Shooting glances towards Flubber sitting in the cuck chair as I fuck a can of play-doh

starter packs are dumb i followed everyone and almost nobody followed back in mutual support. i asked one person and they were like sorry i only follow people i'm close to uwu ok so you just wanna reap the benefits instead of community? i unfollowed like 300 ppl cuz naw lmao

@clownbaby.bsky.social and i ate criss angel for thanksgiving sorry

i think it's unfair that thanksgiving doesn't always fall on the same day each year because the years that it doesn't land on the 23rd it's like i have to deal w my moms death anniversary and then deal with thanksgiving irself (she died on thanksgiving day 2017 (cont.)

oc

More of Cocaine. Yeah he bleaches his pits and carpet. Yes it hurts #OC #art #OCsky

gonna keep doing #promosky until i build a good amount of mutuals! i promise i'm nice!! 31• any pronouns• shit posting• crochet• art• making/enjoying music•nature• will mutually interact w you! follow me, i always follow back. so let's be friends? 🥺 #signalboost

next time someone pisses me of they're getting the most terrible and traumatic mindfreak that i can conjure out of my pineal gland

*refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* *refreshes* [gets one like] FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES HAHAHAHAHA YES!!! YESSSS

Chappel Roan sounds like a station your two-coach diesel train between two English market towns stops at

Windows 98

kids hearing 2hollis for the first time has gotta be like when we heard scary monsters and nice sprites for the first time. our frontal lobes turned into tv static when we heard that shit.

BLUES SINGER (singing): how how how how ME: man i dunno you tell me how you're the one singing the song. fuckin..... not my problem

10 year olds have no fucking IDEA what a floppy disk is 💾

getting sent home is called "getting daughtried"

i'm just yankin ur ballskin bro

We have Flavor Flav verifying celebs on Bluesky I’m never leaving this place

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬

@flavorflav.bsky.social you can stop covering for criss we know he isnt the real mindfreak

oh nawwh not again 😭😭

Someone could've just told Criss Angel he looked stupid. They didn't have to let him look like that. Google.

doing cool criss angel stuff directly infront of a tim hortons entrance until someone stabs me

criss angel mindfreak cybertruck vinyl wrap

Criss Angel owes me $17k

Criss Angel: Pissfreak

one of the most delightful things I’ve learned having a lot of friends who are hollywood-adjacent is that Criss Angel is just Like That all the time. In the hallway, at the urinal, in business meetings. he’s straight mind freaking it 24/7

"are you in a headspace where you can receive information that might freak your mind" -criss angel if he was woke

if i was criss angel i simply wouldnt try to get out of the cage

Ruth’s Criss Angel Steakhouse

CRISS!!!!

criss angel could have been a bounty hunter but dog the bounty hunter never could've been a mindfreak

If criss angel had been born 10 years later he'd have been a minefreak

@dimension20.bsky.social made it my problem, now I'm gonna make it yours

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