everyday i wake up and say wtf gov abbott just said FTP www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u...

Democrats like you are the reason the party has been losing for decades. Pretending like you care and voting showing you don't.

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

Caitlyn never thought…🐆

"The force of law must always prevail over the law of force," António Guterres told dignitaries gathered in the ornate Great Hall at the International Court of Justice in The Hague. https://to.pbs.org/4cvccTz

Thinking Percy isn't gonna make it, yall, i'm so sad his fatty liver disease is taking him he hasn't kept food down since monday we have some appetite stimulants and anti-nausea meds for him, we are going to try to get him to rally over the weekend but honestly it's up to him now 🫶🏻🐈

are we back?

every day i awake to more wtf www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

An employee at the eye doctor said his day was greatly improved because he overheard me say that there's a subreddit just for cats with airplane ears, so just in case you don't know: there's a subreddit just for cats with airplane ears. www.reddit.com/r/airplaneea...

Happy taxman took my money but i'm feeling fucking FABULOUS day to all who celebrate MEEK #musicsky youtube.com/watch?v=x-FL...

It’s Tax Day! It’s been determined that many of you owe back taxes as you have not shared enough photos of your pets. Please submit payment of one (1) photo PER PET to this thread.

percy is home, after a full workup. so now we wait on the labs while he was twilight sedated bc he is the most ornery boy, he got his vaxx updates and his summer lion cut. so the doc thinks he's just fine he needs this bc he has pica and chews his fur, this relieves his discomfort from matted fur

BEAR BEAR BEAR ALWAYS THE BEAR JFC TW: SA www.cnn.com/interactive/...

I love this idea (of course, because I like material culture). www.postcrossing.com "The idea is simple: for each postcard you send, you will receive one back from a random postcrosser from somewhere in the world."

hegseth oughta read psalm 58, that's a real hair-raising barnstormer a prayer to break all the teeth in the mouths of corrupt politicians beam it straight into the white house

At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

The jury has spoken www.theverge.com/policy/91268...

Here's your first look at GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, in theatres & IMAX November 6. VFX, Written, and Directed by Takashi Yamazaki. #FilmedForIMAX

paws up for percy #catsky he's been frupping nonstop and can't hold down food/liquids went to his vet this morning for a full workup i'm so anxious r n, he does not seem right, no fight in him, just resigned to whatever - it's just not him

@chrislhayes.bsky.social so there's also this, it's illegal to represent as a member of the red cross if you're not ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/national-...

Evolv ing

While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako

here lies a block list of heartless jerks 🪦

Pg 21

I’ve decided I should probably put all the illustrations I’ve made for @onenerdsopinion.bsky.social story Dandy the Brave into one thread for better organization Dandy the Brave-cover

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

a card from the dragon!

HBO / Warner Bros shitting the bed and getting their big behemoth stomped out by just a guy on youtube and a crew of LGBTQ+ in an indie company is some real David and Goliath stuff

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

Ruby Rose accuses Katy Perry of sexual assault in shocking social media post www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/04/ruby...

i believe Ruby Rose.

the katy perry fame collapse train is leaving the depot all aboarddddddd www.threads.com/@jordana_l_m...

I just watched a video of Katie Porter saying farm workers getting overtime pay is a regulation that “doesn’t make sense”

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

A growing number of federal lawmakers from both political parties are calling for the resignation or expulsion of Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell and Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales. Both men face sexual misconduct allegations from former staffers.

my god

The average cost of owning and operating a new car in the U.S. is approximately $11,577 annually, or $965 per month, according to 2025 AAA data.

I'm a real photographer because I'm clearly not prepared for anything I do outside my job. Here are 3 moments from this weekend failing to stick to script.

Representatives of the Trump administration are pressuring their counterterrorism partners to focus more on left-wing organizing, including the transgender community. That and two more stories to start your week in trans news here: www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

I'm disabled, unemployed, and waiting on the government's process for Social Security Disability. I need some toiletries, housekeeping products, and that sort of thing; stuff that my food assistance can't be used for. If you can help, I thank you! Please share around!

One of the world's rarest whales lives in only one place: the Gulf of Mexico, where the Trump administration wants to expand oil and gas drilling that scientists fear could push the giant mammal to extinction. https://to.pbs.org/4sUKB5a

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Momb says niche microceleberty fame is goingto my hed

ORBAN CONCEDED ANNOUNCEMENT CAT

maybe christopher titus has some underlying issue causing him to be spiraling out on main right now case-law.vlex.com/vid/titus-v-...

they are never beating the weird allegations

Exclusive: At the mass deportation hub in Minneapolis they're handing out "challenge coins" commemorating oppo "metro surge" as tho it were a scene out of Fallujah in 2006. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/staff-a...

🐌 SAFETY ALERT there is yet another HOPSCOTCH being drawn over in the 300 block of S DAVIS, please be on the lookout for HOPS at the CHALK LINES. If you see a CHALK LINE, do not approach! GO AROUND. This is Snatalie, reporting for the Emergency Sidewalk Snail Activity Snotification System.

look who i saw on my daily walk o m g she's beautiful 🥹