on a socmed tour, discovered michael jackson died because (tiktok) the record label wanted his back catalog and music properties (threads) because mj was trying to save those kids (bluesky) for himself (ig) because the world needs charitable corporations. that's a wrap, case solved.

Big tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.

i just played fernando for my neighbor, fernando he had never heard the song he is over the moon, playing it for his kids r n a delightful experience

yum

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

NEW MUSIC FROM CHAKA I REPEAT WE HAVE NEW MUSIC FROM THEEEEEEEE CHAKA KHAN youtu.be/jFrZ28YkFZ4?...

it's Nursing Home Mother's Day going in for a brunch with all the other adult children, and hoping for Mimosas to get thru it

adds "disparages childless pet parents on mother's/father's day" to my growing list of white supremacy tells ✨ww disparaging others for not having kids while also accusing women who call their pets fur-children as "centering themselves" on their mother's day✨ those with the eyes to see can see it

Boks tome! Time fore boks!

Perfect Sally

Happy Friday to everyone except my cat who crashed through the windowscreen and grabbed a pigeon and then heroically pulled himself back up from the sill and paraded the pigeon through the house, getting blood everywhere including all over me and my suit right before I was about to leave the house

This ca'at sownds like such an badazz

The Gnome-Mobile should've gotten the Mary Poppins fandom & idky it didn't. why isn't it a periennial kids' film? #filmsky

it is in the best interest of the aliens to forego the usual "take us to your leader" bullshit listen, space buddy, i'm gonna take however many of your hands that you have into mine and say you don't want that none of us wants that but if the aliens have the epstein files, we can discuss a trade

RITTENHOUSE WENT TO THE ER FOR AN INGROWN HAIR I AM DECEASED DE CEASED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Just want to remind people of this craziness. www.science.org/content/arti...

a man being escorted out of TN state house today yelled "all yall bitches are klan" gimme that on a t shirt!

Ime havfe entrerd am Competish to be irelamds PETFLUENCER of 2026!! Hear an littol linky ifn yu likes to vote fore an Duggy!! 🥰 woobox.com/ofyhwc/galle...

bus walk skip bike

now do the ten commandments in schools www.chron.com/news/article...

I have more in common with a trans woman who suffers under misogyny and patriarchy than I do with a cis woman who chooses to enforce and internalize misogyny and supports patriarchy. Trans women are my sisters. And trans men are my brothers.

my sincere condolences to everyone affected at this sad time, the death of Academia is such a great loss. RIP TEXAS TECH ACADEMIA www.instagram.com/p/DX-DdHcmqd...

The rape academy story being half fake propaganda being pushed by Exodus Cry, a far right evangelical group. Is a insane thing that I honestly did not see coming.

Ludo demonstrates the joys of his favorite chair

Jorts don’t step on my sandwich. Jorts stop walking on my neck. Jorts don’t pee in the sink. What happened to freedom

sorry if this is harsh but if you are a ballroom of any kind please unfollow me immediately

hope the spider is ok www.rawstory.com/kyle-rittenh...

WaPo ousts its DEI Leader www.journal-isms.com/washington-p...

i found Macabre Theater at Internet Archive i listened to this as a child, on KUT iirc, sitting up in our mimosa tree that doubled as The Enterprise after school, played on a resistor radio, one of those round jobs that twisted at the equator to fine tune the stations. archive.org/details/Maca...

Wish him luck to be bisqued successfully

"Never accept an Uber from a driver named Achilles. Zero stars." - Hector

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i would watch vampire metgala luvcat - vampire at the beach youtu.be/1j3SQb9UVk8?...

ok yes boycott the bezos met gala BUT if you have to go then do it like SARAH in Matières Fécales and a money mask 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Okay, I know I usually do a Whole Thing™️ with these reports and end with my personal favorite topic, but I am excited to share that I THINK GONZO IS TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF (werecat?). I don't know. I need more data. THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR ME AND I AM SO EXCITED TO COME TO YOU WITH THIS REVELATION!

not JANELLE at the met gala sigh i guess i should've realized when she signed with starbucks that she's a scab thru and thru crying, so disappoint

A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ

if only we had a national ballroom www.the-sun.com/news/1631301...

happy star wars day! the donny and marie star wars special youtube.com/watch?v=r2xJ...

happy star wars day, Space Mom thank you for teaching me everything i need to know to be a good person, love you forever 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

happy star wars day, fellow rebel scum

star trek predicting everything never gets old sleepy don - patterns of force

I’m not afraid to ask the tough questions. Could the airplanes house Spirit Halloween stores?

well that was embarrassing went to the polls just to find out that our subdivision is not incorporated into the city so there was literally nothing on the ballot for me to vote on i would've liked to vote for mayor, at any rate.

You know, movies use to look like MOVIES! Bright, colorful, "cinematic", and not relying on distracting "CGI". Like "The Secret Agent" (2025), nominated for 4 Oscars, shot on digital cameras, and featuring TONS of digital visual effects. VFX breakdown by McMurphy/Brom brom-vfx.com/projects/6o6...

good for him! www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz...

The Platner equivocating now is just as shameful as it was before. Nazi shit is a bright line you do not cross. Once you say it is something that can be overlooked for your party, you are functionally saying it is something that can be overlooked, period.

"You call us Nazis because of our immigration policies but only one party has a representative with an actual Nazi tattoo" and that'll be the end of the conversation.