Good morning to everyone, especially the ass-clown who declared "there's two lines!!!" at the TSA checkpoint, but was in such a hurry he forgot to remove his belt and had to be re-screened.

Me, wondering who the hell is doing Newsom's social media posts today

Normally super-chill Laguna Beach really cranked it up today. Hat tip to the senior citizens - they are incredible.

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Lesson: Live your life in such a way that you never EVER have to explain your vile racism to your own wife and children.

Phone call last night with family... Me: These fires are hell. Them: Yeah, CA needs to manage its forests better. Me: You mean the forests on land belonging to the federal government? Them: Well... Me: Like prescribed burns and such? Them: Yeah. Me: