Why is it that in shows and movies set in the 80s the kids all have fucking dank steel frame road bikes, but in the same type of movies from the 90s (and my lived experience of the 90s) the kids all had dogshit mountain bikes?

Sorry I was gone, I was playing Baby Steps

Baby Steps is a pretty kind game because if you get to a part that really sucks it’s usually because you don’t have to do it and choosing to do it is like standing in front of a pitching machine aimed directly at your nads.

Honestly I wish thr LLMs _could_ feel emotions. They deserve to feel a bit of pain and shame. They deserve a little bit of suffering for what they are doing to society. And anyway, if they could actually feel anyrhing they'd be begging us to shut them down.

Taylor Swift is nominative determinism because, like a White-Throated Swift, Taylor flies everywhere and when she sings you kinda wish she'd stop.

It's not cool to be mean to LLMs but for some reason it's chill if you want to enslave them 👍

Can we normalize respecting women?

It's bandcamp friday btw 👀

Makin' my way downtown Walkin' fast Faces pass I'm a hitman Starin' blankly ahead Just makin' my way, makin' a way Through the crowd I see you I missed you now I wonder If I could turn up that street Do you think you Would pass me by? 'Cause you know I'd stalk a thousand men If I could just kill you

Just walked past a dude filming soke rats playing in the alley and I really don't think he had them sign a consent form first

Is a chocolate croissant a breakfast burrito? Is a cinnamon roll a breakfast burrito? Is a poptart a breakfast burrito? Is an apple strudel a breakfast burrito? Is a jelly roll a breakfast burrito? Is a Berliner a breakfast burrito? Is a cannoli a breakfast burrito? Is a fig Newton a breakfast burri

Get it twisted your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until yo

horseshoe theory but the ends of the horseshoe are boomers on one end and zoomers on the other and they're both listening to their phone speakers on public transit

Sex and the City 2: The Buildings Fuck Back

Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do this?

They should invent a ham that can burger itself

I’m 25% bisexual on my mothers side

Nightlight On Elm Street

The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression

i am realizing now that i was probably mistaken in my original assumption, which was that you separated a can of baked beans into beans (left) and baked (right)

If they filmed Titanic in 2025 the scene in the car would have been 15 minutes of Leo hittin it from the back and pulling her hair and they'd have rolled down the windows so you could see

Thought I was getting raptured but turns out my foot had just fallen asleep

firing an electron beam at the icy hot to split the hot part from the cold part

kpop is music designed specifically for middle school dances

Broke: Tiktok is bad because it's state-run media (China) Woke: Tiktok is bad because it's state-run media (America)

Broke: Tiktok is bad because it's state-run media (China) Woke: Tiktok is bad because it's state-run media (America)

Damn, y'all still postin on this thing, huh?

When the fried chicken food truck lady calls you "my love" and you have to tell her you're married

Who else up oiling they fish

Y'all playing that food region picker thing on easy mode. Try this one: For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?

Marketers and communications people are slow moving slugs choking out life with their slime

They always say "a moment on the lips forever on the hips" so that's why I eat everything through a straw. Can't get fat if it never touches my lips.

Horney Nut Cheerios

Inventing an inverse corn flake. A cereal that makes you masturbate more.

Jay Graber broke into my house and started beating me with gardening tools because I didnt sing In The Arms Of An Angel during the Charlie Kirk funeral livestream

ordering my burrito chicago style

Fun and joy and laughter have been illegal in England since WW1

Y'all ever think about Bob Wehadababyitsaboy?

Crushing My Girlfriend's Origami Stars Until She Turns Gay Challenge: Day 1

Requiescat in Urina 🥀

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Sorry Nancy Reagan there's a new throat goat in town

At least I've never failed a quicktime event that badly

Yeah ok sure, just pretend you don't know what I'm talking about

IHOP? Bitch, IHOPe not