8 fucking seasons and STILL can’t escape Ru talking about DT like GOLLY

Horse names are drag names and drag names are horse names

I was trying to do a chronological Drag Race watch but season 1 was from such a different time i did power through seasons 1 & 2 but I’m jumping into Season 8 tonight because I want to stare at Bob the Drag Queen for multiple hours Also didn’t know Kim Chi was from this season so big win for me

I’m already thinking about what to make for Thanksgiving this year. Like I always make duck but what if I do cornish hen instead? What if I do just sides but it’s all vegan/vegetarian? What if I just make a nice steak with horseradish mashed potatoes??

At this point I’m gonna block you if you don’t have any fucking whimsy

There’s too many damn pretzels in the munchies bag

Crochet is easy. Blogging is hard.

I finally finished a project today that I was supposed to finish 2 weeks ago 🙄 like if I’m not getting paid I don’t do things at this point lol (I say as I get ready to setup my hat station to make another 50 hats this year that will most likely all be donated by the end of February

I want the Onitsuka Tiger Mexico 66 Kill Bill so badly bruh like I’m not a sneakerhead fr but I look at these shoes like once a day at this point

This clip is from the video by the way

It’s post day so enjoy this 10 second video of me riding a dildo in strappy black lingerie ~6 minutes of riding my dildo and coming from my favorite toy! —> linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

Some Good News, everybody! "Nonprofit environmental organization the Ocean Cleanup has announced that it's on track to eliminate the Great Pacific Garbage Patch by 2034"

It’s post day so enjoy this 10 second video of me riding a dildo in strappy black lingerie ~6 minutes of riding my dildo and coming from my favorite toy! —> linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

New vid has hit the store! kingcrochet.manyvids.com

But anyway PAY SEX WORKERS.

look at how hot I am 🥰

surprisingly correct for me… typeofyou.alltheway.tw/en/

Do take a look at the mutual aid resources document as it has a list of folks posting mutual aid threads, feeds, and a list of tips and tricks to increase visibility on your mutual aid posts. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Some y’all don’t actually want dead nazis. You just want to be able to yell at nazis but not take any direct action to end fascism and white supremacy.

EVERY ORDER OF CRAB RANGOONS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS This was $8 by the way. Truly phenomenal.

I need you to call your reps and tell them to oppose the HHS appropriations bill. They are trying to sneak a nationwide total trans healthcare ban in it regardless of age.

I’ll be honest I did forget ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blood typically coagulates inside a dead body within 8-to-12 hours after death, but that can change depending on the nature of death (i.e. traumatic blood loss or a gaping wound) and environment the body is in. It always pools in the lowest point of the body, as gravity gradually pulls it down.

Almost there if anyone wants to buy another vid or a photo set

I was cute yesterday on my way to see MCR yesterday… …then at some point I was shirtless at Fenway Park which honestly was the general vibe for the night in the grandstands

I post more nudes when I make money

It’s post day for the VIPs! photo + video of me jacking it! linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

y’all are gonna have to peel me out of this outfit

New post up! Linktr.ee/kinglycrochet some man titties to ease you into the week~

It’s post day! There’s just something about crocheting in lingerie that really does it for me more content —> linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

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I’m $15 away from payout and down to my last $10. If anyone wants to shop for some vids or pics feel free ~ kingcrochet.manyvids.com

I’m $15 away from payout and down to my last $10. If anyone wants to shop for some vids or pics feel free ~ kingcrochet.manyvids.com

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My August goal has been met and I'm eternally grateful! 🫶🏿 Spoil me for more content like this on the skyline! 🧡🖤😈💨 #nsfw #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #trans #nonbinary #femboy #alt #emo #smoking #stoner #fuckmachine #dildo #tdick #boycunt

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It’s post day! Are we working hard or hardly working? linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

Lucy Parsons was a 19th century mixed race woman who was a leading anarchist, and labor rights and women's rights leader. #BHM aas.princeton.edu/news/radical...

“This account is private” THEN KEEP YOUR OPINION QUIET

RT if you ❤️ t boy dick. 🥰

Top favorite white people food is the tuna melt & it’s best on this bread. Basic canned tuna, harissa mayo, parsley, garlic powder, salt, soy sauce, sesame seeds. Mix. Lightly toast your bread. Apply tuna mix then add a slice of cheese (pepper jack was used today but I prefer sharp cheddar). Broil.

It’s post day! There’s just something about crocheting in lingerie that really does it for me more content —> linktr.ee/kinglycrochet

You don’t want to know how much I paid for 6 slices of bread but I don’t care because it’s my favorite and I hate when I go and it’s not on the shelves 😭 Toast tomorrow about to go crazy!

They FINALLY had my expensive, thick sliced hotel bread at the store today. Let us all rejoice (except maybe my wallet 😂)

When you try to put s cute outfit together to go shopping but all the options fumble the landing in DIFFERENT, FRUSTRATING ways

I went to the mall to be goth and shop around and buy new goth shit Maybe you’ll see those clothes later who’s to say

Update: back to the drawing board lmao

Leftovers is so unserious Like why is my first meal of the day cabbage 😭