Nvidia invests $100m in OpenAI which will immediately spend that $100m on Nvidia chips. Mmm, bubbly. openai.com/index/openai...

Hoyland said: “So where do you think you caught the disease from? A vaccine? Or your traumatic childhood? Did your mum eat a lot of dairy while she was pregnant with you?”

The jerk part is wrong! Local maximum means we're "being yanked *away* from darkness, as we transition from 'speed towards' to the 'slow down for a landing at the solstice' phase" to quote @isaacs.bsky.social

Also Rosh Hashanah starts tonight. I don't do communal Jewish life while Israel is committing genocide in Gaza in my name, but I suppose it's worth mentioning that another world is possible.

This time of year is momentary stasis and rapid change together, much hangs in the balance. Time to face what scares you: fight the fash, invoke h₂ŕ̥tḱos, make what you will of metaphor. See you on the other side.

It's the autumnal equinox! The length of day and night are equal(ish) and the day length rate of change is at a local minimum -- days are getting shorter as fast as they will all year.

Happy holiday to those who celebrate

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

Not exaggerating when I say that this entire story is the ultimate confluence of every single thing wrong with our society An accident happened to a person a tech millionaire was exploiting causing her baby to die so she rained down godlike power to terrorize & destroy her life forever in response

(existential Borat) my life

I know a fae trap when I see one

We're going to see a a lot more of this. The USA is the tech industry powerhouse that it is largely BECAUSE OF IMMIGRATION, in spite of the many unjustifiable barriers erected to limit immigration. This is such a huge financial windfall for Toronto, London, Bengaluru, Hyderabad, Shenzen, etc.

The problem is likely that they're not using the hammer properly, or else many more divorces would be observed. For example, have they tried bludgeoning their spouse with the hammer while driving with their young children?

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

Regardless of how the courts decide on this insane cruel action, this is going to severely fuck up every industry, and the lives of people that you likely know personally, starting this weekend. Setting fire to American trust and economic hegemony at an ever increasing rate.

This is going to immediately and enormously fuck up the lives of people you know and love. There are about 730,000 H1B holders in the US. www.cnn.com/2025/09/19/p...

jimmy kimmel: y'hear kirk's wife told his kids that he was "going on a business trip with jesus" which might seem like a weird thing to say to kids who watched him die, but, no, it's actually a beautiful story. see, that's what charlie told them right before he shot the family dog [pause for laughs]

jimmy kimmel: they're saying he did it for his trans girlfriend, and let me tell you. I get it [pause for laughs] I get it. I had a trans girlfriend once who convinced me to watch all of evangelion [pause for laughs] and I, jimmy kimmel, [look into camera] would have killed charlie kirk for free

jimmy kimmel: people have been saying that charlie kirk's obsession with dominating idealistic college students was creepy [pause for laughs] but I don't think it was anything like that. if you ask me, I don't think *any* of the pictures that they'll find on his laptop will be of college kids [wink]

jimmy kimmel: y'see that article about how this is all trans people's fault. and that's, frankly, ridiculous. charlie kirk had been taking it in the throat from trans women for years, and all it got him was an ever-deepening self-hatred that guided most of his actions. then he got shot by a cis dude

Teams email: "Here is a Teams meeting link! Please use our app!" Teams app: "Fuck you, sign in with one of 3 different Microsoft Office Live 365 NT 2000 accounts or you can't join the meeting, and we won't tell you which one, also we will crash."

Related: Microsoft cannot gets Teams to work so hard that they have mandated a return to office www.theverge.com/report/77441...

Accidental renaissance feat. the world's most photogenic man

I honestly thought there was a chance that I'd fallen asleep and was dreaming the most absurd, childlike, ego-maniac lawsuit when I tried to read this Trump defamation complaint against the Times, Penguin Random House, and individual journalists. Complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

The answer to the question that Charlie Kirk was busy evading instead of evading the bullets, is "5214". (And yes, that's excluding gang violence.) The question was: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"

Honestly serious: JUST DON'T UPDATE PACKAGES RIGHT NOW. It is unclear to me yet, but this is looking pretty wide spread. Better be safe than sorry, just go touch some grass.

Listen, whomst among us hasn't made an entire career of cynically dragging society ever further into authoritarian chrisofascism and cheering for gun violence, only to fall to gun violence at the hands of an authoritarian christofascist. Could've happened to anyone. Really makes ya think. 😢

I think we’ve crossed another threshold like Gamergate really revealing how a lot of people are way out of their depth in this Internet shit

The “liberals can’t take a joke,” purposefully offensive, “comedy is legal now” people want anyone who laughed or thought about laughing at Charlie Kirk’s death to be publicly executed.

USB 2.0? I sure hope it does!

We're about to experience the first modern recession caused substantially, and perhaps primarily, by racism.

“Hey why don’t you invest billions of dollars in a factory here, and every four years we’ll flip a coin and maybe a posse of mouthbreathing thugs will throw hoods over your employees’ heads and fly them to a foreign prison”

BREAKING: FBI confirms Kirk shooter drove vehicle with something called a "transmission" connected to the engine

Dems should make a huge deal about this, world class foreign relations fuckup and puts the lie to the idea that any of this is about bringing jobs to America

this is the kind of shit that sets foreign relations back decades, this is going to have profoundly negative consequences for US relations with South Korea for a very long time and it’s all because of some asshole local Republican and a bunch of trigger-happy ICE goons who will face no consequences

“build factories in our country or else, and if you do build them here we will arrest, torture and humiliate your workers” incoherent cruelty for the sake of incoherent cruelty

That vein in his forehead is filled with hate as thick as kfc gravy

What's the difference between a screwed up legume and oral surgery that you wish you'd gotten sooner? One's a demented lentil, the other is lamented dental. (coauthored and workshopped with @laskin.bsky.social)

Me: ... and so that's how sexual intercourse works. Do you have any questions for me? Son: Are you supposed to jack off on the cuck chair while watching your wife get double-teamed, or do you just watch? Me: Ah. *tents fingers thoughtfully* Getting into the finer points of etiquette, I see.

Feeling your spine creak as your body is splayed open by the touch of hands clad in archival gloves probably goes really hard if you're an ancient tome

If he doesn't apologize enough, he might lose his job. If he apologizes too much, a 20 year old groyper might attempt to impress Nick Fuentes with how good his aim is. Real dilemma, there. Sucks to suck.

An interesting dynamic with Kilmeade non-apologizing for gleefully advocating the murder of homeless people, is that Charlie Kirk proved a groyper will want to murder him for even the *appearance* of walking back on virulent nazism.

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

it does seem weird to declare war on people and then demand they mourn your dead

if you answer "it helps prevent political violence" then why is your boy the one without a neck if you answer "it gives a voice to the marginalized" then when do we get a @wsj.com headline if you answer "idk, I just prefer to live in a world where people are civil" then lol. I have bad news friend