The Linux Kernel is just a program: serversfor.dev/linux-inside...

Obviously bullshit because, as we all surely know by now, Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer. This is well established.

Blippi is good. Ms Rachel gives me the ick. "Put it in, put it in, put it...." FUCK YOUUUUUUU trying to social cue me. No. PDA activated. Meanwhile, Blippi's over here singing catchy ass tunes about construction trucks, swinging from playground equipment, and seeing which things float.

They're experimenting on people.

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

(For comedic purposes, this tweet must be read in a nonrhotic accent) Geralt of Rivia, the titular witcher

It's such a common story that some famous genius mathematician in history discovers some new property of infinity or sets or some shit, and they like see into the void and lose their minds and spend the rest of their life in an institution and like, damn, bitch, it's just a fuckin number, sack tf up

Language is not beholden to etymology any more than butterflies are beholden to entomology.

The more I experience life in a representative democracy, the more I become a direct democracy maximalist. Literally every human who is physically capable of voting should have a vote. Children age 2, up to senile seniors. Dissolve the senate and EC, expand the House to 330M seats. I'm not joking.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :) The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used > neal.fun/size-of-life/

Saying that chatgpt can be used as a disability aid for ADHD is pretty much saying you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, and don't particularly give a shit whether people get harmed.

For people who have executive dysfunction, chatgpt is to their executive functioning what a sledgehammer is to a nail.

It is the exact *opposite* of a disability aid. It *induces* executive dysfunction by turning tasks into tasks where every smallest detail must be checked, edited, analyze for "is this just fucking nonsense?" Etc.

People *without* executive dysfunction are finding that using chatgpt buries them under multitasking: they have to expend more effort and attention in more tasks to check that it hasn't outputted *absolute fucking nonsense*

I keep seeing designer people complain about this, and I love you all, but as a mere *user* of the computer, and self avowed design idiot, I find that these are a fantastic accessibility aid. I noticed and appreciated them right away and now I very much miss them when they're lacking.

The Edge Lord's enrage timer is initially set to 15:00, but decreases with parries and successful completion of its mechanics. It's a weird design decision but it's generally not relevant if you're performing well. During training runs it's usually best to /gg immediately after hitting the timer.

To cum, you must first defeat the Edge Lord. While many of their attacks are clearly choreographed, you may find it useful to set timers every 90 seconds (for arena-wide AOEs with very little warning, which must be blocked or evaded), and to keep an eye on their health bar.

Strangers on the internet who have never said a single thing to me, posted any issue, or contributed any code to anything I've done, upon seeing a 4 year old abandoned PR on a project of mine: 👍 Approved! What is that about? It's a spam trick, right? Or are people just cheering for random shit?

This is a good example of why beginners to strength training get discouraged. As a beginner, basically *all* of your strength gains are neurological: learning how and when to fire as many muscle fibers together as possible. Almost none is hypertrophy, gaining muscle mass, for a while.

babies die without food actually it's a weird little quirk about babies

yo this guy fucking sucks

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

earthquake! #oakland

Pure evil.

me, the bravest man ever seen, speaking ideas society dares not face, heedless of the cost, so zealous is my pursuit of the barest unvarnished truth: "basically both genders suck"

Oh man this is such a great idea. Plus, if you're unemployed, less opportunity cost to fuck off and go conference for a few days. No manager to check in with or pto to burn.

Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts

Having Mr Beast as your tripsitter is just grim, imagine hitting that point where you're convinced that you're the universe in its entirety and then realize, that this includes Mr Beast, looking at you with that big fake smile and whatnot

I'd have been a lot less kind grading this than the instructor at OU was, TPUSA not exactly beating the "affirmative action for white Christians" allegations here

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

In many cities, cars are legally required to give cyclists at least 3' (1M) of space. But no one's out there with a measuring tape writing tickets. That's why cyclists need to ride with one of these: amazon.com/M48-Double-H... If I can smash your car, you got too close.

networking is a special kind of fucking where no one gets to come. thus, all businessmen are cucks

Look, when someone says "cis is a slur" you can be a nerd, and cite the history of the word, and talk about normativity and geometry and Latinate prefixes, but despite that all being factually correct, it's the wrong response. The right response is "quit being a fuckin pussy".

happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast. congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!

Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough

Imagine every New Yorker magazine employee, sewn together into a beautiful tapestry of people whose parents should have paid much higher taxes

It's not "like" that, it literally is that. That is literally how they approach all discourse, as a series of magic tokens deployed in bad faith to secure power. antilogicalism.com/wp-content/u...

Can this stop being such an uphill battle with people just thinking I am wearing a tinfoil hat or being pedantic? 2FA is just right there, it stops this in it's tracks, and @github.com refusing to enforce it is a massive problem.

> as in its current state it wouldn’t prevent attacks such as Shai-Hulud and other recent ones. From our blog, almost like we knew. 🔮 openjsf.org/blog/publish...

🎶oh can't you seeeeeee that I don't have feet how my poor heart aches, when I excavate🎶 #iykyk #somuchtolearnabout #itllmakeyouwannashout #illbewatchingyoublippi

Look, Nvidia thought it was a gaming company and OpenAI thought it was a charity so if you're expecting either of those companies to have some master plan to avoid the bubble popping you need to look elsewhere.

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

Developers, please, enable passkey MFA on your npm account. It's extremely easy, and makes this category of attack impossible. At this point, I feel like it's negligent of GitHub not to require this of all publishers.

"Finally, you seem to not give a thought about the fact that your contributions demand work of other people. The fact that you were able to generate large amount of code that passes test is interesting, but that's only 20% of the work

maybe i am going insane

Part 4 (final) in a series on the occult grammar of communication: Conflict Between Neurotypes blog.izs.me/2025/11/ogc-...

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

The only time I've had a brined deep fried turkey, my dad created a 10' radius circle of blackened soot in his yard. Worth it! Big fun fire! Came out great! Almost as good as any mediocre cut of pork cooked with bare minimum competence. But suicidal to do indoors, witaf.