May the Congressman rest well, but may I also suggest we stop using the United States Congress as an overpriced elder care facility?

here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people

I miss when I could make fun of Reddit instead of Reddit being one of the maybe three semi useful websites left

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

FINAL: #GoBolts 3, Canadiens 2 (OT) JJ Moser absolutely lasers the winner off the pipe in OT. Kucherov G, Hagel G Vasilevskiy massive 25 SVs This series is tied 1-1 as we head for Quebec

The Tampa Bay Lightning

KUUUUCH

Now we're cooking, baby!

I remain amazed at dudes who just never learned how to clean/cook for themselves. I get having like relationship conflict on WHEN/HOW to do household chores. I dont like other peoples cooking or cleaning that much to let that go on all the time.

NAPOLEON (returning from the dead after 200 years): You can prevent soldiers from getting WHAT????????????????

www.maptap.gg April 21 99🎯 98🎯 99🎯 93🏆 81🌟 Final score: 917 Fell apart at the end. Learn from it, do better.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

I doubt Mike Evans is on BlueSky, but if you're reading this and are having second thoughts, we'd love to have you back in Tampa, even if (especially if) we have to make the Glazers fire Todd Bowles to do it.

Insofar as incumbency affected Harris' loss, it was her inability to distance herself meaningfully from an extremely unpopular president. Probably on the economy more than Gaza, though either would have helped.

h/t to @alanthefisher.bsky.social

My general stance is to try and be through TSA at least one hour before scheduled departure. Gives me time to use the restroom, find my gate and get a snack/beer. I only fly a couple of times a year and usually don't have to check a bag, so YMMV.

Here’s your “relief at the pump”

www.maptap.gg April 20 100🎯 96🔥 95🏅 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 977 Sometimes you need a little luck.

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Good job today, OKC. Full marks. Keep it up. Lightning, on the other hand?

Useless fucking hockey team.

*sigh*

Now we're cooking, baby!

can't wait for Chet's jazz album

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

DORT

I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family

Ch3t

this is how Landry Jones ran the 40

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Never forget 4/19/1995. youtu.be/004C048S-Ks

i will give the press corpse this — going to the trouble of printing a couple of lines of the first amendment out on a sheet of fabric to express your fears about encroachment, then folding it up and putting it away in your suit pocket *does* send a message. it’s just not the message they think.

I'm going to run for president in 2028 and one of my Day 1 promises is I'm going to hire a couple big bald guys whose only job is to hurl corrupt pols out of public buildings like bouncers ejecting surly drunks, and then yell "and STAY out" at them as they tumble down the steps.

Good morning, and happy playoffs, one and all.

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types: If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

antisemitism includes stirring up anger and resentment against Jews by lying about what someone says. fuck Schumer. plenty of good reasons to want him gone (including things said *in this video*), but you don’t get to just make shit up about videos from 2018 to attack Jews.

I have heard exactly one person in my entire life use that phrase, and it was, guess who, Andy Beshear

Is this supposed to be better?

www.maptap.gg April 19 100🤯 99🎯 93🏆 96🔥 84😁 Final score: 925 Eh.

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

It’s the 31st anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, which killed 168 people. It should disturb everyone that the ideas and rhetoric that motivated Timothy McVeigh have mainstreamed. I grapple with that reality here: www.hcn.org/issues/58-4/...

For the fourth time in five years, Oklahoma wins the NCAA women’s gymnastics title!

the year is 2026, LeBron James has been given four random players to take into the playoffs for the 23rd season in a row

I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class

So on one hand, we got a nazi chest tattoo ex marine progressive anti-Israel chud who looks like a Fetterman in waiting. On the other hand, we have a Chuck Schumer selected party loyalist who wants to side with a genocidal fascist regime by voting like Fetterman. Great stuff. Impeccable DSCC work.

You have to hand it to Ohio State for its never-ending quest to become the most evil university in America.