It’s my sincere religious belief that conservative Christians should be fed to lions for the amusement of crowds in sports arenas, and if you think that that’s hateful, then you’re not respecting my free speech and may be instigating violence against me.

Darth Vader on Bluesky talking about the Mariners signing Rob Refsynder

they should have just shot everyone at malheur in the head and walked away

i am specifically recommending a ruby ridge every week until these people stop showing up to protests and literally leveling their front-carried assault rifles with bump stocks at the entire crowd to make the protests stop. this is from 2020, about 90m north of my hometown.

Huh. Something good actually happened. It doesn't undo any of the rest of the horrible shit these ghouls have set upon us but I guess at least some of them have a limit.

Thinking more and more these days about how the common people in collapsed societies circa 1792 and 1918 punished their useless, corrupt, soulless, rich elites.

If I'd known I could have just written "Jesus" as part of my final exams and passed I probably wouldn't have had my scholarships paused during sophomore year.

Biden needed to force through full student loan forgiveness and dare SCOTUS to stop him. Harris should have promised full student loan forgiveness if she were elected. The next Dem President needs to be willing and able to fight the courts on behalf of the people in order to crush the GOP forever.

merrick garland set a world record for being bad at your job, colts head coach jeff saturday was better at that job than merrick garland was at his

These alt-right freaks and grifters only got control of this society because we stopped beating the shit out of people who refuse to behave like they live in a society. We've gotta have real, direct, immediate consequences for acting like an asshole bigot, and violence is all they understand, so...

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Do we have any lawyers among the Sooner cohort on BlueSky? This idiocy is devaluing our degrees in rapid time. @ou.edu STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELVES AND YOUR ALUMS, YOU FUCKING RUBES

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

Chapter 7: Responding To Joke Comments As If They’re 100% Serious

Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee

Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.

Touchdown HOWEVA

It feels weird in football that you can charge full speed and tackle someone, but you can't stick your foot out and trip them up like a prank.

If you’d like to know what it was really like inside CECOT for an innocent man who was wrongfully deported by this administration, we interviewed a pro soccer player and youth coach named Jerce Reyes two weeks ago: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...

At least football season's almost over.

The Bucs' defense doesn't even look like it's trying to cover anyone.

The AI museum commercial cracks me up. How would they have known that’s a tile and not a book if not for their phones? Surely there’s nothing in the museum RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES that explains this!

It’s clear at this point that the 2016 World Series victory by the Cubs was unfortunately/apparently the greatest sin against God ever committed by a human society and undoing what it wrought will require a variety of specific Chicago-related outcomes.

Can you imagine the throttling that A&M would have received if they had to play the best team in the ACC instead of Miami?

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

This is my favorite version of the AI push — we don’t have any real ideas for how you should use it, but it’s not going anywhere, so you had better figure out a use for it and then start using it quick! Uh, no. I don’t think I will.

Your timeline has been blessed by DJ Moore’s cheese shredder hat

That game was

Unreal.

Pope Bobby using a 700-year old scepter believed to have a portion of Saint Sebastian’s fingernails to change the channel from the FCS playoffs to the Bears game

HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS

Da Bears (laudatory)

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THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN

This was his doing

WTF?!

WIND STRONG ENOUGH TO BLOW NAPKINS AND PAPER CUPS??? I’M CALLING FEMA NOW

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

of course the scoreboard reads NIL-NIL in a game between Texas A&M and Miami amirite amirite amitite

Things are wild in College Station

Having learned from Oklahoma’s mistake, Texas A&M is very cleverly not building an early lead at all

I’ve been crunching advanced analytics this morning and Oklahoma could’ve won last nights game with just two more surprise 2003 rapper appearances

Nothing good ever happens.

The best part of all of this is that I get to wake up on Sunday and watch the Bucs continue to faceplant while Todd Bowles wastes another year of Baker Mayfield and Mike Evans.