just saw that ridiculous anti-vax comment the president made about the vat and the horse baby what are the odds rfk jr just like, showed him AI slop of a baby being inflated to the size of a macy's parade balloon using a vat labeled something like "vaccines (80+)"

EMERGENCY CODE NO. 2568623. The inventor of the Doomsday Bomb, Professor Plum, is being held by the enemy, atop Demon's Head Mountain, and it appears that the world is doomed unless Earth surrenders

Shhh let them cook

URGENT: 🚨 Henry is now yogurt 🚨

URGENT: 🚨 Henry is now yogurt 🚨

Learning how to speedrun 20 NES games of varying quality to race them all in one marathon next month so a few dozen people can type “gg” in a chat with me

we've done it, america is great again, last one to leave turn out the lights

I didn’t think hearing journalists and government officials blandly repeat “if you read this you are gay lmao” out loud would stop being funny but it did, I’m tired of it now

The “Invest-in-America” playbook is working out great. @washingtonpost.com @mollyjongfast.bsky.social #Hyundai www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

uploading myself to the cloud for immortality and getting casually deleted ten years later by mitt romney's great great great grandson who bought the company i was hosted by to sell for scrap

"Welcome to your first day on the job as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer. We hope you enjoyed your $50,000 signing bonus and were finally able to pay off your legal fees related to January 6 and/or your divorce."

this is the first nyt article i have been interested in in a very long time

npr: "'notices bulges, capital OWO, what's this?' very unclear at this point in time what that means. certainly something that investigators are digging into, as are we" npr journos standing around a table, repeating these words to each other over and over like "what could this mean"

happy yell at the ceo day to those who celebrate

so many unfortunate normal people online today being forced to ask what a groyper is

Our classes at the online community school I'm part of has classes starting up next week and we have some incredible offerings - mostly ways to survive the now, and build the future we want.

The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird

Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now

Braced myself for npr’s somber “an American icon has been lost”-ass coverage of Kirk They did at least quietly include the clip of him saying that we have to accept some gun deaths to protect our god-given rights before they basically did exactly what I expected

still can't believe the mods ruined the best posting day since trump got covid

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

i have a nagging feeling that i forgot someone's birthday or something

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

I know we're all having fun, but we must Never Forget that Ted Cruz liked Cory Chase incest porn on 9/11.

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

Yeah, if we can't post about breaking news, what's even the point of this site? Bree did nothing wrong, was attacked by rw twitter idiots, and your mod team chose their side.

Hey I’ve been working all day did I miss anything

Look at him, just conked out in the middle of a work day, ffs

@teamcherry.bsky.social in case no one has somehow pointed this out yet, there is a typo in the first ending credits in silksong ("perservered") might wanna fix that when you patch next :)

why do those big bells that raise the benches play "making christmas"

tea time!! (merienda) 🐸⭐ #frogart

rami ismail announces a new game about killing bugs >ask if it's ultrabugs or something else he laughs and says "it's a good game sir" >look at trailer it's something else

Crying

Today's Amazon product image is brought to you by a marketing intern who I can only assume has not realized they are colorblind

So this AI stuff, let’s uhh just forget that ever happened haha what you really should invest all your money in is our spaceship companies, surely this will not go terribly wrong

your normal dog: barking uncontrollably while chasing a car down your street your autistic dog: sitting happily at the railroad crossing to see if the ES44AC will go by at 4:42 or 4:46 today

NEW: Mercenary spyware is coming to the US. ICE just quietly unsuspended their contract with spyware maker #Paragon. Remember them? Caught earlier this year being used to hack Italian journalists. This is bad, let's talk about how we got here 1/ jackpoulson.substack.com/p/exclusive-...

What is he doing

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer

what if he actually had a stroke though and that’s why he’s skulking around and not posting

I love the comparison of the Giuliani news outlets headlines his rental car obviously got clipped while he was picking up a sex worker right

Henry falls off of my windowsill on average every other day and I wish I could safely post video of him doing it without effectively posting my address because it is very funny every time

this is definitely a hellthread era bsky post but I don’t care

this is what "reasonable concerns" liberals are trying to import into the US btw