you ever just look through lists of video games and

Car Salesman: *slaps roof of Keepass* this bad boy can hold so much corporations never fucking with it

these things are great

i did it, i found the gross can of arizona drink it's the chocolate egg cream soda i am going to drink it but it's like if you put chocolate milk in a sodastream and then let it go a little flat. like it's just not good. why does this exist?

it's good? the watermelon is 99% of the flavor and then it's just got like the tiniest bit of heat on the back end. i don't honestly know what the point of the spicy is, but it doesn't ruin it

this shit's easy

is this gonna be good or awful

end screen from frogger 2 (game boy color) in case you needed a bunch of frogs holding a you win sign

i finished commander keen for gameboy color, and this is what every post on here looks like for about an hour if i have logged off for a week (easily the worst commander keen game imo)

The headline edits on this one are hilarious

"You might remember that when you were a kid, 160 was high (bad). You did an admirable job, never eating eggs ever (good), and getting down to 141 (good). But now 100 is high (bad). You have high cholesterol again (bad). It’s probably all those eggs (bad)."

Has anyone ever gotten 1 strike for a post What is a one strike post

Shit, I stopped at 3 but I shoulda kept going. Didn't know it 4 THIS good.

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Saw master boot record live tonight, good time 10/10 ran into an old friend and got to play “oh I remember that cracktro/game/asm demo” on the projector a bunch

at the end of tonight’s Puscifer show which led off with a lot of “if you pull out your phone you will be vaporized,” we were told to go ahead and pull out our stupid phones and record the next song bsky won’t lemme upload 5 minutes of video or I’d post it but I had a good time

this starts in a few minutes and is free to join. LIVE TALK WITH YOUR BUCKAROO CHUCK LETS TROT

oh god was he in the files

you know how people always say the trick to making restaurant food delicious is to just add a shitload of butter? i just opened a can of clam chowder (boring) and threw a pat of salted butter in it after i heated it up to see if it'd make any difference, and the butter thing 100% applies here too

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

i just remembered this video for the first time in like ten years & i'm screaming www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlV2...

i like to try and read the metal band names in the concert listings, but once in a while there's a band who writes their name so wildly that it is impossible to make out even one letter from the "i filled a blender with cum and turned it on high with the lid off" ass logo

I have a fun fact for you that I bet you have never considered because I sure hadn’t until last night Did you know you can bruise your tongue?

absolutely incredible that these dimwits can spend decades barely understanding how the internet works but linda mcmahon tells them that they need to draft a law to help with A-1 development they're all over it

Current consumer-facing "A.i." is CONTROLLED BY RIGHT WING BILLIONAIRES & BASED ON THEFT and widely reported to INDUCE PSYCHOSIS, ENCOURAGE HARM, DAMAGE COGNITION, RAISE CONSUMER'S ELECTRICAL BILLS. If you're in CA, please tell @adamschiff.com NO. 202-224-3841. www.schiff.senate.gov/contact/

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

in case you need this screenshot here's the end of code name viper for the nintendo entertainment system. it can probably double as the correct response to any number of posts

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

it's bandcamp friday fuckers buy shit and give all the money to the artists instead of to whatever jerks own bandcamp now i can finally buy the new failure album that came out last week

Kojima has discovered my favorite focus music l

Some states are amending public records laws to exclude broad swaths of ALPR information from public disclosure. No thanks. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Included with 1993 point 'n' click adventure game Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers is a neat 'Making Of' video showcasing its Hollywood voice cast. Behind the scenes at Sierra On-Line HQ where we get some prime Tim Curry being, well, Tim Curry at his smoothest. #VideoBytes

I would simply not have a name that prompts everyone to respond to me with a Ryan Reynolds gif every time I do something dumb

they're having a block party at the shooter's house rn

it turns out it takes about 12 hours to sort through your entire music library after decades of moving it from device to device i spent so much time listening to misnamed files to see what artist/song it was so i could name it correctly the hardest one to figure out: kevorkian death cycle - lifter

there is a rabbit in the yard and henry does not know what to do about this he's tried the "i want to get the bird" chirp noise, he's tried meows, he's tried faffing around with his tail like he's trying to hammer in a railroad spike

👁️FAILURE's KEN ANDREWS talks new album, near-death experiences, PARAMORE collabs and more revolvermag.com/feature/fail...

new Failure album in two days also, tour this year, tickets on presale already happy wednesday my dudes

where did @bethbourdon.bsky.social go

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

pleased to announce the new bluesky t-shirt is now available in limited quantities

@bencollins.bsky.social infowars should sell regular jelly beans with flavors like ‘methylene blueberry’ and ‘sea moss’ (I couldn’t think of a better joke flavor for sea moss than its regular name, sorry)

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Quick Q: Do I know anyone who either shoots video interviews in Vancouver, or does anyone know someone who shoots video in Vancouver and maybe even has a location? Shares would be HUGELY appreciated - this is for a doc project. Thanks, all!

Fresh Eyes

See this tumblr? Debunked veganism. They could call me Veganism Debunker. See this Deviantart fiction? Mine. Could call me an author. See these Reddit essays? Mine too. Do they call me a Reddit Essayist? No. But go on one tear about leading a human pet around in a diaper on a leash...