A glorious Walpurgisnacht to all who celebrate. May Chernabog come down from the mountain to carry off all the vile people ruining this world 🔥

If you meet the Buddha on the road, k-OH GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE A SECOND HEALTH BAR??!!

🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE

She is very lonely

I wrote about California gas prices spiking during the Hormuz crisis, & the huge amount of disinformation about why. Turns out refineries have a cartel, they've raised their profit margins $1/gal in two months, & they charge branded stations higher prices, which gets passed on to drivers.

It is now my duty to post my favorite the expanse meme

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

Brother Herbert beeps in outrage upon finding his garden massacred by grasshoppers overnight

Sorry if I've been swinging wildly between these two concepts lately. These times are really trying.

Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.

"It's more of a Reichstag chafing dish."

A couple of banana eels! 🍌 [ #plushart #sewingpattern #plushie ]

A Gepetto animatronic feels profoundly wrong. Has sort of a monkey's paw wish gone wrong thing going for it.

Philodendron l's blooming again, this time with *two* flowers at once.

Well, that's brilliant. youtu.be/EKtoVO2CNjE

This remains the greatest piece of persuasive advertising ever made about electrification. It's insane to me that Nissan dropped it & it's insane that no one on the green left has picked it up to make it a national PSA.

NEW INCREDIBLE INSULT DISCOVERED

Bit damp in spots, but still a wonderful evening for a walk.

I saw that a Massive Attack and Tom Waits collab was coming, and then suddenly it already existed. Because time stopped working a while ago. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE

a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

"POLIO IS NOT 'SITMAXXING'"

It's way past time to learn that a truly staggering amount of social media sociology takes are just someone who refuses to pay a professional for the purpose taking out their pathologies on you instead but framed as advice

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A change of perspective is often useful.

Poor tomato plants. 😭 Perils of mail order, I suppose. We'll give 'em a chance to make a near-miraculous recovery, there's one of each cultivar that still has some healthy-ish growth.

Do you know how many civilian cars the U.S. produced between Feb 1942 and August 1945? 139. Not 139 thousand. 139.

We want it all New design collab with @harebrained.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

The Art of War is very funny once you understand it for what it actually is, which is Warfare 101 For Dipshit Nobles the intended audience is exactly people like Pete Hegseth

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur. HUMMINGSAUR

When you see the horrible joke coming just a split second too soon to brace for it...

Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/

Intuit delenda est

clavicular's neurosurgeon asking the nurse for another hammer

Lot's wife

I continue to maintain that “JD Vance, antipope” is the funniest possible ending to all of this

*Yes*PleaseThankYou

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It's liiiive www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLp9...

Orban't

Send him to Moscow.

Am I going to have to mute the phrase 'phantom menace'? In 2026?

Technically, Florida to California is a domestic flight.

Monteiro over at Bluesky “A violent reminder that Gilly & Billy pins are back in stock and look great on your jean jacket, backpack, or lapel if you’re running for office.” https://www.mulebooks.com/store/gilly-amp-billy-enamel-pin-fpbpz-y2d7t