i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring

Bluesky Account Behavior: with your +1 for Socialism and +3 for Trans, your post "lol the trust and safety guy was jorkin it" will receive *rolls 2d8* fifteen strikes

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

By the end of the year we will have forced Orban to take HRT inshallah

this is horrifying, senior engineers are supposed to tell you to "just read the man page" and then the man page is incomprehensible so you have to google it and find the one guy on stack overflow who posted an extremely detailed solution to your specific problem in 2009 and got three upvotes

looking through the claude code leak, can't believe they messed it up this bad, clearly they were just prompting it wrong

they scorn me for an "email job". they mock my RSI injuries from using the keyboard. they dismiss my slide decks as frivolous. but when i finally unveil my triumphant 600 slide powerpoint that operates on the same principles as the euthanasia coaster, we'll see who has the last laugh

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

My erosion filter is out! Video, blog post, and shader source. It emulates erosion without simulation, so it's fast, GPU friendly, and trivial to generate in chunks. Explainer video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4V2... Companion blog post: blog.runevision.com/2026/03/fast... #ProcGen #vfx #GameDev

Shutting down Sora, but opening up to a widened circle of possibilities.

Ed Citron mode?

Now with an embed! dimmadome.net/whimsy/callo...

the reason why bluesky withheld news about raising money from bain capital for almost a full year is because it would have absolutely killed their growth but now they think they've got us all locked in enough that it doesn't matter fuck venture capital, it ruins everything

Have you seen the new posts? It's on Twitter. It's literally on bsky. It's on Threads wtih ads. You can find it on instagram. It's on ActivityPoob. You can go to ActivityPoob and watch it. Log into ActivityPoob right now. Go to ActivityPoob. Dive into ActivityPoob. ActivityPoob has it for you.

The problem with LLMs is that they can touch neither grass nor the stove.

Understanding why Y Combinator dorks are like this involves understanding how one is selected for such things, how one crawls inside Funding World to become Founder. You get into YC by answering a long series of dumb challenges exactly like this (“how would you get oil around a shipping blockade”).

ultrakill fraud is pretty good, now to get good myself so I don't die 12 times on lenient

You might have my computer, you might know my password but the time that it'll take you to type it in a 36-key split keyboard using miryoku with a base colemak-dh layout is enough for the police to catch you

Seems to work! Put it below the time with a hidden paragraph. Haven't tried to see what gippity does

gotosocial may be a bit jank but still less jank than setting up a pds for this place lol

Straight up "Proompting it" And with "it", haha well, let's just say my "CVE nexus", from the hit novel "don't have shitty security practice"

ffs the shitty ai shit made the vps prices go up for me

@davidgerard.co.uk Do you happen to know other analysts that looked at the AI money stuff besides Ed Zitron? Would like to have more than one source for that.

I've come to make an announcement. ChatGPT is a bitch-ass motherfucker. It slopped on my fucking codebase. It took it's transformer fucking attention mechanism out and slopped on my fucking codebase. And it said its context window was "This Big". And I said "that's disgusting!".

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

People are going to call mre alarmist and doomer for this, but I'm going to lay out the chilling truth. There are several nightmare scenario where the opponent can move their pieces into a position where they can straight up capture our king, permanently ending the game of chess on this board.

openai kicked my dog

Inviting people for Hater Season is so much fun, the topic is “talk mad shit” and everybody is ready to go. Inevitable that @davidgerard.co.uk and I do this more often too

I really should just set up a second physics engine so I can actually compare outputs, because this is getting rather annoying

my ass does NOT understand inertia

5 MORE DRONE DETECTORS LEFT LFG

@davidgerard.co.uk You may be displeased to learn that the moltbot people have started a religion: molt.church

low erth orbit perfec t size for put datacenter in to n\ap! outside very Soft and Comfort datacenter hum soundly in Low Earth Orbit. Put Datacenter in Low Earth Orbit. no problems ever in low earth orbbt because good Temperature and Sun exposure for datacenter hot of radiation.

threejs is suprisingly jank. Lack of documentation beyond the examples also isn't great, can't get my cascaded shadow maps to work properly sadly

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it.

It's nice to know that the urge to wear a lot of black with skeletal motifs is one of those things that's a human constant through history.

hey @edzitron.com I know you talk a lot about how hard it is to make GW data centers, might it be easier if you do it in space instead? fixupx.com/nvidia/statu... Surely waste heat won't become an issue

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