They cleaned the mold from my room and now I can't stop sneezinf

Btw it takes less than 10 minutes to read swc.h and learn all that you need to write a wayland window manager

Webslop is insane to me, there's no way you can spend that much time thinking about fucking jwts

I can't believe I'm actually stuck on a can't parse EOF error with parsec

Homeboy pulled his phone to show the group all the great reels he sends me and I had to pretend I had seen them(I haven't opened a single one)

HOLY SHIT It just occurred to me I can write this as a circular program. I never thought the day would come

Bro I really don't get how people use AI to code, every time I use it they are so immensely retarded it just makes everything so so much worse

I've written and rewritten the same 200 or so lines of code like 4 times already

Incense STINKS it's WRETCHED I HATE IIT

Nadja the vampire is so fucking hot jeeeeeesus

American liberals are so fucking cringe dude you guys are fighting about a "campaign autopsy" that's not even a real thing dude that's like totally made up bs get real holy shot

According to my calculations I have eating some kind of pasta for my last 7 meals

When you have to change the type from Parser a to ParsecT Text ParserState MonadAction... So scawwy

Hi I'm [npc with no opinion] , just arrived to this subreddit and I would like to know, what opinions am I supposed to have about [topic]?

One of those "english doesn't even have a word for this, which is why my language is superior" posts but targeting toki pona

If you ever utter the phrase "revealing discourse" you deserve to be tortured

It's so extremely hot in my town that the power grid is failing

I'm the king of bikeshedding

My cousin thought I posted a hate symbol - it was the Nix logo...

I literally don't have a single good interaction with anyone ever

Rust gets a lot of praise but legitimately the borrow checker is kinda fucking stupid

It sucks for Alexandria D'Addario that she is so absurdly beautiful every character she plays has to be an absurdly beautiful character

Present day... Present time hahaha

Firefly is so frustrating how come this didn't get 7 seasons and 5 movies????

There's a phenomenon happening lately in my neighborhood, a quick 10 minute storm that serves no purpose other than to bring lightning to explode the street's electrical tranformer

Every day is the worst day ever, tomorrow will be even worse I'm sure

It's possible I will have to kill myself by the end of the year, that's the only way really

omg this is the hottest piece of garbage code i've ever seen complete and devastating bullshit

"Every document can be reduced to a normal form of text alternating with line breaks nested to a given indentation" this line is pretty cool

readVal s | "0x" `isPrefixOf` s = read ("0x" ++ drop 2 s) | otherwise = read s what the fuck did claude mean by this

Every idea I have I look up and someone has already done it fml

there's not a single working wayland library for haskell

if you're gonna do functional programming it is very important to have a strong preference for DFS over BFS

Goth music but good

I have no whimsy I see people singing or whistling sometimes and it's just not something I would ever ever do

Can you believe there are people who watch movies without a 30minute TikTok break????

Guys I got a MacBook air and... I like how it looks and feels... This is so scary

Bro firefly had the worst theme song I've ever heard

cargo add serde --features derive And the rest is history

Microslop word won't load in my browser

Firefly's pilot might just be the greatest in television hsitory

"The Unix/Suckless philosophy" I will kill myself

Did you know GNU Make has support for Guile Scheme scripting? Yeah, neither did anyone else

Sadly you can only reproduce with unsafe sex, meaning this is the last generation of rust programmers this world will see

I think I might have consumed the entirety of friends through 1 minute shorts

River has saved me

Upstream does not believe in getting their code to compile

did claude get hit on the head? since yesterday it's been outputting the stupidest code I've ever seen wtf

Ted lasso is good but it would be so much better if the sport wasn't soccer

I just realized I'm the anti-gamedev. I love programming until I have to draw anything to a screen