I didn’t dress up cuz I’m a Scrooge when it comes to holidays. 🤷‍♂️

A gang of far-right extremists have sent the US military to cities with Democratic mayors and kidnapping people at the behest of a proto-dictator and his white supremacist party and very serious pundits with national platforms take a look and say “hmm yes the left is forcing their views on people.”

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

I hate AI and I do think i’m better than other people for hating it 😌

Reminder that Andrew Cuomo looks 100% like the villain from the movie The Mask

I do think chatGPT is making at least two generations mentally ill and I don’t say that lightly

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes pigs

Now why am I in my 30s and still getting acne….

Generational image for this app.

Ai slop everywhere got me like

New wellness grift just dropped

If you’re using “Bernie bros” in 2025, i don’t know what to say to you other than events that happened after 2015, to catch you up with the rest of the world Like hey there’s a new switch, were you not aware, they made another Deadpool movie, this one has Cable in it.

Idk if you noticed, I'm guessing probably not, but "Bernie bros" and leftists are absolutely killing Platner online for his nazi tattoo. He has to go, and every leftist I know is saying the same thing.

Preemptively blocking anyone joining in Nov 24 has saved me a lot of trouble.

people will log on here and just say shit. “mamdani supporters are backing platner’s nazi tattoo” no they’re not. that’s not true.

Finally finished the rest of FFT god want an amazing game 😭🙏

folks, he's done it again

Goddammit I don’t want to support Pokemon but the new game does look fun 😭

Everyone complaining about communists today for no reason

Men with tiny nipples scare me

Welcome to NSPM-7. You have chosen, or been chosen, to comply with one of our finest national security directives.

A play in three acts

>saw a guy wearing a NATO flag at the DC protest

me: it’s fun to take steps two at a time bluesky reply: what’s NOT fun is the TWO-timing CROOK in the white house STEPPING on democracy jd vance: drinking liberal tears lol. i’m still here. can you guys see me me (sending my umamusume pretty derby team at him): girls, trample that man to death

I believe that if the Swifties used their chaotic powers for good, they would find a way to release the Epstein files.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

What's up Bluesky, this is the Department of State and we're here to post some Hatch Act violations

Okay maybe just one

republicans: we are going to kill every racial minority we can point a gun at democrats: to avoid fracturing the base i will lightly condemn this average democrat voter:

MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo? CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask- SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen

Until my pelvis is crushed~

Live Hasan reaction

Let’s go, Thursday.

I think something’s wrong with my Pokemon game?

4 months apart

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

10 years ago, Amanda Marcotte was calling Bernie supporters a bunch of racist, sexist, spoiled rich kids and now she's trying to launder the history of the Young Republicans. el oh fucking el.

Starting to suspect that the fascism cannot be voted out!

All in 30 pulls goddamn she said move over Manato i’m coming home 😭😭😭

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

Have some self respect man lmao

Everyone else got off on this fake ass holiday instead of me

This country is dumb so i’m making baked lemon butter salmon with asparagus.

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore