tonight is the last night you are allowed to watch straight porn until July

You used to be able to make dudes like this

Posting on here really fucks with my self esteem because it's like damn bitch you are really unlikeable and no one gives a shit what you say 😂

Spencer Pratt is gonna win isn't he...

oh kay!

Woody gets canceled by everyone for making a vegan ube ice cream and dies.

🏥👨‍⚕️🛠🫂

All this discourse makes me want ube ice cream now...

Don't know if I should play Bubsy, Mina the Hollower, or Yoshi as my next game...

Someone crack my back in half like a crab shell please!!!!

Anyway I need to work on making a fursona this year

*Flirts with you by liking your selfies/nudes and never speak to you*

Amazing how you can hate someone you were madly in love just a few months ago 😍

Hi

Sky was kinda serving today

Good news: America's over

Like... this tech only exists to scam. What actual productive reason would you need this horseshit other than digital blackface?

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

He's annoying but i'd eat tf outta Bowen Yang's bussy

disrupting an industry with new tech used to mean there was some sort of notable improvement being made with the tech in some way but with AI every time it "disrupts" something it just makes it worse and more expensive for no clear benefit

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Rebecca More using ai...now both the Cock Destroyers are dead

I think tonight im gonna down a bottle of white wine and cry about my deluluationship while watching Kamen Rider 🩷

showed this to my boyfriend and he made this

Why are you, as a man, not finger blasting my prostate into oblivion?

Heat death of the universe hurry upppppppp!!!

you live in brisbane australia and you're unemployed and actually appear to have done law school the worst anyone's ever done it so i get your struggles with understanding this but it is actually very illegal to stalk a child and then murder them with the gun you are carrying while you stalk them

Me: Here is a sunset Bluesky: THERE'S A GOT DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

I’m crying they’re turning against Expedition 33 now because Anita took a PHOTO WITH THE DEV TEAM

As an American it is your civic duty to hurl tomatoes at John Fetterman in public.

Can someone more popular than me start a trend to get men to post their fat and hairy bear butts?

Pansexuals would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy

What say you, Bottom?

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

Every day, Daisy. Every day.

i could have predicted this, the krassensteins are the cybertrucks exact target market (fucking morons)

Bf got bit by one when we first started dating and if he didnt immediately go to the hospital he was told he could've lost his leg. So I hope this bitch suffers a lot lol.

Reminder that all of Hyrule’s water runs through this beast’s balls and ass.

@mayor.bsky.social is back so i'm posting cheeks for hump day.

Wtf is this lmaoooo

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