i'm one bad interaction away from smoking crack in a target parking lot

fought with a 14 year old and her mom today at work, and the best part is they think i'm going to get in trouble

my mercury in retrograde, my pussy in the milky way

I impulse bought a Godzilla plush

the concept of mao zedong on chicken shop date

my mom came home with a rental while they fix her car, and it's the car i'm trying to buy later this year... i'm steaing this shit

and that's what life is about

just remembered i have ice cream in the freezer, omg, maybe i do deserve to live

english muffin pizza would fix me rn

i've been informed that it is, in fact, a quinquennial watch through

me and my sister finished our biannual watch of the twilight series, so sad to see it go

Odysseus getting ready to battle all his wife's suitors 1 v 40

and just on schedule, it is thundering outside

Jennifer Lame editing The Odyssey

there wasn't enough (any) historically accurate full-frontal nudity

they fell for the oldest trick in the book

Travis Scott actually tore, like

spoiler: anne hathaway eats and serves cunt the entire movie.

ramble

i have so much to say

crazy year to be zendaya

Like, I knew it would be great. Can’t believe it was that great.

Nolan is winning Best Picture again. It’s not even a fair fight lmao

they don’t seem to be playing trailers, we’re all just kinda sitting here in silence

Fuck watching the movie, I’m about to be IN the movie

11 pm showing of the Odyssey, the way god and Christopher Nolan intended

Watching Tenet for the first time since it came out

WAR IS OVER!

replace your GLP-1s with the shit-your-fucking-brains-out parasite

"only 10,000 available" mama, this big back has been in ticketmaster queues scarier than that. do not test me.

olive garden's never ending pasta pass is coming back, and you bet your sweet ass i am locking the fuck in to get one

Is this supposed to make me feel good about myself?

new harry placement unlocked

okay bedtime <3

how am i supposed to sleep now

how i feel rn

gonna post about this on nextdoor to get the neighborhood a lil riled up

I spoke to my old friend Lindsey Graham this morning, the Senator from South Carolina. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently...

vaxxed?

this is going to be so hard for all of lindsey graham's boyfriends. please keep them in your thoughts and prayers </3

they're all starting to die, dreams do come true

waiting for mitch to croak and lindsey graham comes in with the metal chair

NOT THE CRAB VIDEO I HAD READY

started talking to a 57 year old, everyone pray

will forever be chasing this high