I need to highlight two of the dogs competing this year, specifically... Barker Playfield and Josh Howlin

ready for the BIG GAME?!

at the point of unemployment where i'm considering starting a youtube channel so i never have to go back to work

sometimes you gotta be the discord server hype man

taking the wrong message from the substance and thinking about how margaret qualley just looks like that. like, she's that hot.

look, objectively, it's my fault for ordering pillows instead of just going to the store. but in what world do you substitute four king-sized pillows for two regular ass pillows?

look at what showed up today ☺️

his two best movies aren't even in the screenshot

so, i just came across a reddit ad... yeah, probably should have considered the play button

yes, the rumors are true. i have obtained the 70gb dolby vision version of blade runner 2049. and, yes, i am watching it now.

i have 8 shirts shipping to my house ✊🏻😔

I know a bunch of freaks follow me, so if you go to the Neon webstore, from February 6th-15th, add all four of these shirts to your cart, and use the code "TRIPLEFEATURE", three of the shirts are free! t.co/vfLl096q1m

get her a grammy, i'm dead serious

"wow, i never see you on your phone" yeah, babe. i use all my screen time between 2-7 am like a respectable person

watching the murder-mystery episode of family guy to feel something

help, i'm being haunted by the video of that peloton instructor being cunty

i can't believe it took the epstein files leaking for the general public to realize hunter biden is fucking cool like, babe, i've been saying i would trust this man with my life

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unemployment is so fun, not to brag

day drinking later :-)

The Moment was good!

About to be bumpin that

It’s literally crack

well, shit

bitcoin tanking is making me smile

i'll never forget this

how does an older car cost more than a newer car, i'm gonna fucking freak out

this is how car shopping feels to me, a gay

i wasn't aware that this is what wrestling has to offer

the post i was about to make was so insane, i cannot believe i almost did that

hey so why didn't you all warn me that these car things are insanely priced

time to watch the sex/dreams/love trilogy and die

"Welcome to Moe's!" I screech, entering the DMV.

this shit was lethal back in the day

✊🏻😔

when the internet gaslit me into reading the midnight library

who knows this one

oh here we go again

this is so unserious

i feel like you should still get the same amount of hot pocket per pack, but like, cut them in half. please.

i yelled

I drove a car… again!

Seated for Send Help. Really hope everything works out for incredibly sexy Dylan O’Brien and incredibly sexy Rachel McAdams 🙏🏻

Yeah, that was a movie