I’ve had several people tell me they’re surprised that I’m opposed to war with Iran because I’m such a fan of a war video game and I think what’s going on here is that those people are just complete idiots.

There is something unsettling about this.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

He is riven

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

keep running into devs I know in Marathon crew-fill because of course we're all the same kinda sickos

Hey I don't know what happened but thanks for making my cryptid caretaker game, Cryptid Keeper, super popular on itch.io this month! #15 in physical games and #1 in free solo physical games? GASP #ttrpg #tabletop #solorpg #indierpg #rpg #cryptidkeeperrpg #keepergames

[youth pastor voice] You know who else exfiled successfuly despite being knocked

everything is a UI problem, except memory allocation, which is witchcraft

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

Ah the nucal storyline in Marathon

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

I’m gonna be on a plane during the Artemis launch so if it blows up no one tell me.

Could a depressed person do this???!! [80 hrs of marathon playtime]

If you make something cool with Tarot for Yarn Spinner, remember you can put it in a GitHub Gist to share it. And if you do, you should share it with ME because I want to play it. Thankyou

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

After 10 years of offering first-class, complete (we thought) dialogue solutions, we learned we had been missing the most important narrative design tool of all time: Tarot. We're sorry. We're listening, we're learning. And today, we've taken the first step: adding Tarot to Yarn Spinner 💚

drives me insane how the consultant class has convinced universities that they need to engage “reputation management” services when they could spend that on teachers and get a better reputation *overnight*

⚠️ Not an April's Fool Joke ⚠️ My #printopia project teaser page is up! Please follow and share ty 🙏 www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti... #tabletop #ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #crowdfunding

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thinking about an April Fool's joke where I wait for my friend to fall asleep, sedate them, dress them as Hannibal, fly them out to the nearest mountain range, put them in a tent surrounded by elephants, and then wait for them to wake up.

Game dev is really just you saying “Man I love video games SO much that I think it’d be sick if I played them 10x less than I want to”

Remember opening an Xbox 360 game for the first time and the tape does that little brrrrrrp? Surely there’s like a… type of biscuit or class A drug that replicates that feeling

*cracks knuckles* Time to win another argument online using AO3 tags as my evidence.

Congrats on Donald Trump for inventing the first Pyrrhic Loss

Write localization notes/direction and scene context *while* writing your copy/dialogue, otherwise you will want to kill yourself later

Premature generalization is such a trap.

Regardless of the game genre, if there’s only a small number of cases just hard code them. Please stop being clever when it’s small and able to be manually done.

I’m fairly confident I am at most one standard deviation from the normie

Everyone is secretly playing Pentiment and you're extremely uncool and will fail in life if you don't buy 10 copies immediately I don't have any incentive to lie to you ofc

Only 4 spots remain for our #SewingMachine Maintenance for Everyone class at Bolt this Sunday! www.boltfabricboutique.com/other-classe... #Sewing #PDX

you might also enjoy the McToast, a McDonald's offering only available in some Eastern European countries, which very much has the vibe of "your server is hungover and is this close to quitting their job"

Listen I know things may be dire in the games industry but I think it could all be fixed. All we have to do is start making games that match up with my priorities and preferences, and also start funding studios headed by myself and people I like,

This feels like it was made specifically for me, I don’t know why they are doing that but thanks Bit Reactor.

tfw you are not Saren.

What I don’t get about the Harry Potter thing is this one is easy, it’s just DONT do a thing. Easy peasy. I do nothing all day long anyways, surely you do too. Just keep doing that.

Slop, IMO, is best viewed as being in relation to pop culture, not high culture. Policing slop is mostly about protecting some standards around day to day media.

up next they're gonna ban that one brother laser printer everybody has

Because we have to judge people’s actions based on outcomes and the outcome of Epic v Apple is that it was a quixotic waste of money that didn’t actually improve anything for mobile developers but did contribute to Epic having laid off 1800 people in three years.

put salt water in AI database

The correct way to do videogame lore discussion and analysis is at the pub.

Yeah yeah yeah I’ve played Observation