also: UNBEATABLE's officially been out for a week! thank you to everyone for the way it's gone and for bearing with us as we sift through the mass of feedback. we obviously intend to stick with it in the long, but it's universally true that the better the game does, the better we can make it, so 🙏

mrw anyone makes an AD&D reference and gets something slightly wrong

we solved platonic philosophy and they’d rather license Elsa giving Goofy a blowjob

omg they rebranded ice cream

Recently had a fascinating question from a user and ended up in a rabbit hole of saliency traps. Had to write it up lest it haunt me: www.yarnspinner.dev/blog/salienc...

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In Where Winds Meet I drank from a mysterious pot labeled "do not drink" that turned me into a shibe inu, and then I found a nearby mahjong table with 3 other dogs and joined them for a round of Dog Mahjong. Hell yeah.

I choose to believe that every time you ask a computer to do an AI task, it physically hurts it. Computers don’t like generating prompts, it makes them ill. They like doing times tables and playing Quake 3.

Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB

When you've got less than a decade before you cark it and you still need to undo the one good thing anyone might remember you for

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

making this a quote post for the clout

Blog: Experiments with Memory Integrity Enforcement octet-stream.net/b/scb/2025-1... TL;DR this thing is awesome

oh I can finally post my intrusive thought. Jud Duplentussy

Waluigi unbuttons overalls

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/

It’s actually a cover shooter

*jizz-wailers

Those of us of a certain age all know what the highest honour in the games industry was...

True jizzers remember.

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

Is the Unity editor too boring for you? You can just screw up and write pixels to Texture2D.WhiteTexture for some extra funkiness ✨

I've been reading these as they come in - snack-sized pieces, each with one cool idea. Put them side by side, flick through them -- and that's what makes them a kaleidoscope. It's going to be *delightful*

cool horse i found while i was going through my notes

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

First they came for Calibri, and I didn't speak up because my text was no longer rendering

The @polyfightergame.bsky.social playtest is live! You can sign up directly on the steam page! store.steampowered.com/app/3977340/... Sign up now! Shares are really appreciated! Thank you :)

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows. But here at KhorneCorp, we care. That’s why we’ve partnered with Better Help, to

"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.

Folks, is Calibri woke????

It's a milf's plaza, we're just living in it

Notice the apostrophe before the “s”. This plaza belongs to the MILFs.

🅉🄴🅁🄾 🄼🄾🄼🄴🄽🅃 "it's out. the road getting to this point really resembles what the game itself ended up becoming. if you give it a go, i love you for it." - @rj.dcellgames.com , director / writer / music + sound lead / etc

eat my de_dust...................2

the hill I will die on is 343 makes great games and should keep making these games. These games just aren't Halo games.

jealousy psychiatrist

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"

So close to crossing the $100* mark on my itch 🙏 Check out my games and help me cross it, thanks😎👉👉 joieyong.itch.io *Royalties, bundle sales, etc. not withstanding

oh hell yes

aghghh @reviewers sorry i forgot to add this , slide to the review guide that went out

sometimes I feel a bit guilty, like I should make a nice cute normie yaoi game so my mom can play it

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

I'm at the combination

the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox