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Deeply disrespectful to the entire Australian cultural sector that the Office of the Arts can't be bothered actually reading all the submissions people are working very hard on for the National Cultural Policy, and instead will be asking genAI for a summary. www.arts.gov.au/have-your-sa...

me, really scared: can i have the normal blowjob. please

sad about Destiny; significantly sadder about the team

lots to be mad at in the world but google sheets just updated their icon, in line with increasing pathetic evil levels

i am begging all of you to release the dating sim

The driver has the bus heaters so high I’m fairly certain I’m being broiled for later consumption.

they could admission to see the big pit, and give the money to the teacher in queens

www.wsj.com/opinion/how-... who was it again that a couple of years ago tried to warn the tech industry that they were next and AI is just an excuse they’ll use because they hate you? Hmm oh wait I remember it was the entire games industry.

He’s right about one thing, doubling isn’t enough. They need to tax him higher. And maybe throw him in some sort of big pit, and people can visit to look at him in the Big Pit.

I should be allowed to visit these weenies in jail every day and bully them. We should pay people to go in and ask them questions until they cry.

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little hats for dogs

Games needs to stop misusing "genre" to mean game type, or we need to start applying that misuse to all media: Mills & Boon: Third person bang fantasy Booktok: Third person fantasy bang Noir: Black and white mystery narration Thriller: High user retention Youtube: ad supported free to watch

too soon

oh no the girls are z-fighting

oft I will see a dumb post and consider slaying the poster with my rapier wit, then see that they follow me and realise they are not entirely beyond hope given their impeccable taste and clear desire for self-improvement, thus I quietly allow them to live another day

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

daaaamn london

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

and it's FUNNY? it's so funny. I was expecting some self-serious masculine cowboy fantasy, but it was secretly about FRIENDSHIP???? this is like when I found out War & Peace was, at least in part, a very long, dramatic teen romance novel (positive)

Max Force, Secret Agent, doesn't let a brief interruption get in the way of their over-dramatic exposition, and gets right back to what they were saying.

You vs the Rook she tells you not to worry about

please be normal about videogames they are very hard to make

If you don’t hang out with Oli I’ll beat you up.

I’ll be in Kyoto next week for Bitsummit, if anyone wants to catchup in a Lawson car park for an onigiri and a yap 🙏

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Hypothesis: the only time a technology has been an adapt or die situation was the invention of vaccines.

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

looks like the bad guy from DS9 is in a pickle

I unironically believe the right tack to fight this is “why are we allowing an American company decide what Australians can and can’t buy?” Obviously this doesn’t work everywhere but I legit think this is a strong argument. Who ceded control to Stripe and why? Maybe get some good out of jingoism.

Slightly increase a band: INS (Michael Hutchence went up a size)

stuck behind a truck that’s carrying a massive stainless steel tank in a crash frame with the corrosive danger sign on it AND a phone number of who to call if it’s part of crash. I think it’s cruel they don’t tell you wants in the tank. Let me know what horrors are within please.

Also it would be a Misty Cube, not an Empoisoned, like cmon.

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

happy Mother's Day <3

Surely they've suffered enough?

Twitter calling Mixtape an “industry plant” is nuts. Pal, there’s no hidden games industry conspiracy. No orchestrated collusion pushing one game out ahead of another. This is not a thing that happens. That’s insane. Our shadow cabal is solely focused on the fight to make Dixie Kong less fuckable.

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

this checks out

Huh turns out abusing the type system is morally righteous. Good to know.

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll v2.52: Spiders deal slightly less damage, from 3 to 2 on normal

submit (a talk proposal to roguelike celebration) or ELSE (i will pester you into submitting a talk proposal for roguelike celebration)

Australia, a giant island accessible from any side: guys can we like not, please guys, cmon guys let’s not hey? Guys? Hello?

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,