Great idea!

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been making this point for a while and does not paywall her work. I so appreciated that when I was too broke to pay and am happy to do so now that I’m a bit better off. Pretty much everyone I know got a copy of her latest book for Xmas this year from me.

Not today, I mean seriously this timeline sucks. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

You know what fuckin kills me every MO election cycle MO? That Dems put up a slate of badasses to run for state House and Sen. Not all the time, but mostly. Impressive, credentialed, passionate, smart. And they'll lose to total fucking idiots b/c of dark money. Kills. Me. Every. Fucking. Cycle.

This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

Every time they do that cruddy de-aging, it reminds me of this

As corporations shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many have said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation. Also remember that profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs. Hello???

The people who need a separate halftime show, are the same ones who needed separate water fountains.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Two nights playing with fire at Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce’s steakhouse:

In a democracy, we are supposed to feel like we have control over our lives because the people control the government. But in the U.S., people feel like our lives are out of control because the people don’t control the federal government.

I’m so glad I am. I fucking love the #olympics.

I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months

My Senator is investigating people who bring donuts to protests instead of the men who r@pe and torture children

New interview! On the Epstein Files: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G5...

Here's something fun: since the day the Department of Labor allowed Bitcoin to go into 401(k)s, Bitcoin has underperformed all of the most boring, mainstream, "anyone can do it" retirement options available. If you were in Bitcoin, you've earned 33% less than change in your couch

Again, I know everyone wants to yell at The Democrats & Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jefferies, but there are 10-25 people in Washington who could literally end all of this tomorrow, & none of them are Democrats, & they continue to get 24/7 free passes for being absolute oath-violating cowards. Focus.

Add your name to our Action Alert petition to end religious exemptions for childhood vaccines in Massachusetts! ➡️ ffrf.us/4rCaq9m 💉😷

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot

counterpoint: you're literally ricky gervais

POV: you are a lightbulb in the Avs tunnel

THEY LEGIT TOOK IT OUTSIDE 👊

STADIUM SERIES GOALIE FIGHT!

My Roman Empire is thinking about how obsessed dudes are with the Roman Empire without realizing that the reason it fell was over centralized power in the hands of incompetent emperors.

My Congressman’s office put up “no trespassing” signs prior to our protest.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, by Paolo Veronese, 1576-78, 📸 by @JOHNRU55ELL

Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out

"Below are more than 130 elected officials from 35 states who identify with the humanist and atheist community. The list is sorted by federal, state, local, and former elected officials." sbee.link/kuhw8ea4ty

Remember: if Ted Cruz is seen in Texas in January, it means spring is coming early. If he isn't seen in Texas in January, it means six more weeks of winter.

Another day I'm glad to be an atheist

It annoys me so much when this dorkass loser does his whole Foghorn Leghorn "I'm just a good ole boy from the South who don't understand these elites" schtick with that syrupy drawl he puts on. John Kennedy is NOT from the sticks. He comes from a long line of southern elites. (thread)

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

Hey KC. 🧊 is in Happy Rock. Plan accordingly and let your neighbors know

American figure skater Maxim Naumov just took the lead at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships holding a picture of his parents that he lost almost a year ago in the mid air collision between the AA jet and Army helicopter 🥺🙏