KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

"bUt CrEaToRs ShOuLd KeEp A TwItTeR pReSeNcE"

💥 did a small drawing explaining the JS execution model including the event loop. I hope it’s helpful to folks. Debugging is always easier when the underlying implementations are understood.

teaching an old paperclip new tricks

Every photo I take is done practically with very little digital work, using household items to create special effects like cotton wool for fire & foil for water. Each set is meticulously set up for just the one scene then dismantled so I can set up another scene. Thanks for helping me keep going.

ME: (explaining The Chinese Room perfectly and in great detail) AI FAN: but how do you know it's not a chinese guy in there

the Unfair Flips speedrunning community has gone in a terrifying direction

if someone has a pet rock, nobody asks whether the rock is sentient. but if you kick the rock you are definitely an asshole.

studies in cat chirality

Windosill was one of the biggest inspirations for ODDADA, so we’re now very happy to present a bundle with both games in it! store.steampowered.com/bundle/60016

it is 1995. gen x quits too easily, wants too much from work and only cares about themselves. it is 2010. millenials quit too easily, want too much from work and only care about themselves. it is 2025. zoomers quit too easily, want too much from work and only care about themselves.

Fashionable Platypus International Bank

can it be done? can you separate "open source nerd" from the "never kissed or invited to a party in highschool to open source nerd pipeline"

he who gives up sideloading for security deserves neither

Jane Goodall is survived by one son. Paternity testing has revealed he shares 98% of his DNA with a chimpanzee.

oh yeah no yeah totally. like it's a profoundly clarifying event. jokerfying even

as a former gifted kid, the main problem i see is that bored gifted kids are total assholes in class

play snake on the browser URL demian.ferrei.ro/snake

"Magnetic" for(float i,z,d,l;i++<6e1;o+=vec4(l,2,z,1)/d/l/z){vec3 p=z*normalize(FC.rgb*2.-r.xyy),a=p-.9*p.xzy;p.z+=5.; for(d=1.;d++<9.;a+=sin(round(a*d).yzx+t)/d);z+=d=length(vec4(sin(a*a)*.3,cos((l=length(p))/.3)))/6.;} o=tanh(o*o/1e6);

Quake is basically a cat simulator: - Only possible interactions are attacking and rubbing against things - Can jump ridiculous distances - Can’t understand anyone - Compelled to kill everything that moves, for fun

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I will never suppliy 192khz versions of my music, because, last time I checked, I’m not a bat

@arisotura.bsky.social I love your work on melonDS, it’s very cool! I wonder how much insane black magic it would take to write a Vulkan driver for the DS GPU

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

If there's someone doing work out there on the fringes that matters to you, please let them know, because this world is going to tell them the opposite every day.

TERMINUS for ų̵̰̰͑n̸̨͓̯̖̹̯̺̔́̓̊͝t̶̻̺̣̪̓̀͜ȉ̸̖̦̮̹̪̙̩͉̒͂̋́̓͑̀t̶̫̹̤̩͙͓̭̋͛̄́͒̒͊l̵̲̙̒̔̅͝e̸̼̋͗̓͜d̵͈̝̥̹͕͎̹̃̇͘ incept date sept 27/2025 #PS2 #softimage #3d #3dmodelling #gamedesign #leveldesign #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

this illustration from a 1920s newspaper ad is still possible in 2025

Drop everything and play this right now

Well don't I feel stupid

This only happens to you once

We made a new game. It’s called Q-UP. It’s a coin flipping eSport. There’s a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...

1. Work expands to fill the time. 2. Every task has a minimum time. 3. Creatives need room to explore and play. 4. Creatives need deadlines.

Social application which lets you record who you dreamed of each night, and which notifies pairs who dreamed of each other

CHOTINER: Record shows you didn’t post a Chotiner meme until Thursday? ME: That’s correct. CHOTINER: That seems unusual. Wouldn’t you say you usually jump on all the viral ‘bits?’ ME: I’d say so, but I had lots of work to do yesterday. CHOTINER: So, that work is done now?

I feel attacked.

SHHHHH - dashare.zone ADMIN

been sick for a week and it's no longer amusing

“CIA footage of god” is truly one of the great little phrases of all time. Distills centuries of paranoid lunacy into just a few words. Amazing. I’ll never forget it.

Some parts of Baby Steps may be frustrating. That's okay. Take a step back, relax, and meditate. Tune in to our calming Baby Steps nature stream to find your zen. Those who don't own Baby Steps yet might find something in there too.

Broken objects are beautiful because they have been reduced from tools to ornaments—and an ornament is one step closer to a friend

Pretty much why I have this page bookmarked: github.com/zigurous/uni...

every time the phd homie posts