The Greek word "apocalypse" comes from a root that originally means to unveil, to reveal, perhaps... to discover. Hence Bluesky's "Discover Feed",

rest in peace dr west i don't know where i'd be without you

it's,,, fuckin,,,,,,,,,,,

god fucking damnit

game where you push your mech too hard and you get an "everyone disliked that" rep popop from your repair crew

Sims 2: Pets, The

This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders

so, something really bad happened and i was wishing really hard it hadn't happened and sure, a part of my brain was like "you can't wish for things that already happened to vanish dumbass" but i tried anyway and you know what happened? i woke up

Time to spread this to Bsky (pun intended): enclose.horse Day 19 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100%

I want to become the best shader artist in the world if I can

the Buddha released you from the obligation to have a take

The god of death gracefully whacks your skull with a badminton racket. Unfortunately, rather than bounce off the netting, it is sliced into numerous cubic prisms

We actually know exactly which part of the photographic process steals your soul. It was a chemical function, trivial to bypass. Digital cameras are totally safe

the school has a "teeth workshop" on friday. i hope they're okay with the kid bringing his regular teeth in cause i'm not buying any new ones

what is he listening to, right answers only

this data format could've been sqlite

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

we’ve got somewhere to stay after the fucking place flooded again, just a room tho, I’ve just managed to pack the bare minimum and I’m skint beyond words. I am so sorry, this has all gone to shit. Can anyone help with emergency survival funds? www.paypal.com/paypalme/ret... ko-fi.com/robfearon

Fountain 2

Dog, look at how many times this gallery has been painted black and then white and then black and then white

I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here: www.etsy.com/listing/798775628

Updated my tiny idle soccer game, Lazy Kickers and added more stuff, check it out! sos.itch.io/lazy-kickers

At some scale there's a flip: for ME, if I sell 1000 copies at 10 bucks each, that's worse than if I sell 500 at 20 bucks each. Neither number is enough to cascade into big bucks, but the 20 buck people are better customers. The worst reviews you ever get are the day you do your deepest discount

From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.

it's cool when you're fixing code and you're absolutely sure what a problem is being caused by but the problem disagrees

Do whales have taste buds? Can they tell the difference between species of krill? Do the microplastics bother them? What would they think of fresh water?

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

I don’t think a single Who Whether they’re green or like me and you Would even ever need to use the loo

finally this painting can now be in animal crossing

just spent half an hour looking for a missing remote then another half hour rewiring cables so that the TV works without a remote in case you're wondering why i can never finish making a game anymore

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

don't breathe in the fumes or else you will have to relive 2025 with a sour yellow filter

...and a Happy New Year! 🥳🎉🥂

2026 (derogatory)

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

(auld lang syne) should mortal kombat armageddon come back out on steam / onaga was a cooler boss but blaze had lava beam

Incredible

"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" I accelerated the saturation of video games by frequently "Daring" people to make games from scratch in a weekend. #LDJam

everything one pushes on in life should push back in some way... when a person behaves badly and nothing results it is just terrible for the soul i feel. in person usually *something* happens... only online can you really get zero feedback when acting despicably. the non-reactor is as much at fault

Playing around with a line drawn-esque shader effect.

You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture

The secret to networking in video games is to meet lots of peers at a similar stage in their careers. Identify one who's really talented; you must then kill them and bury their heart under a crossroad. A thing wearing their face will contact you in 7 days and offer to elevate you, at a price.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Yesterday I went looking for some Christmas-themed game-related patent art. The patent database fates decided that no, I would only find this instead. www.tumblr.com/contextfreep...

welcome to hell

Me after every present from me is opened: oh and this piece of shit is completely returnable if you hate me