She be real lazy today

How can blob move spots without moving? 🤯

Kimmel and Colbert have the perfect opportunity to steal Conan and @andyrichter.co’s format then Conan and @andyrichter.co confront them. A week’s worth of a faux feud for the ratings!

Don’t let her fool you. Dolly’s farts stink really bad.

Been under my “under a rock” rock. What’s happening?

I was giggling to myself last night with the thought that should a conflict occur at some hotel event, it should be resolved after the event in “the parking lot” with demonstrations of nun chucks and then smash melee on a tiny CRT. I’m nearly 40. I’ll grow up some day.

You’d think they’d go with the three button Genesis controller, a Wii mote, and Switch controller rather than the four button NES controller, a misdrawn Steam Controller (trackpad in middle, no buttons), and either a SNK or a third-party SNES controller.

A no bones kind of day

Long blob Dolly

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I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

Blobby had a rough night due to storms so she gets snores wherever she can. Oh wait that’s how she normally is.

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

Another day of blobby sitting

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I want this yesterday

this still makes me giggle uncontrollably

My favorite sentence during #SDGQ2025: “Y’all can chill, but I need that chair!” #TechCrew

Another fun @gamesdonequick.com event, another round of meeting new people and helping out however I could, and now I babysit this blob.

CARD-BOARD SHAQ! CARD-BOARD SHAQ! CARD-BOARD SHAQ! #SGDQ2025

the American gestapo, now with more money and power than ever, is coming to your town to terrorize your community. what are you going to do about it?

Between BDS calling for a total boycott of Microsoft's gaming products and services, and now this, this is a great time to cancel your Game Pass subscription!

Just a big potato

Welp

She’s snoring so loud

Sharing this here to get the word farther

US senator arrested and internet outages within the same hour. What a coincidence.

It’s blindingly clear at this point that the protestors in Los Angeles are in fact helping to prevent a fascist takeover, and the pundits who suggested that protest is counterproductive were being either stupid or actively malicious.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Reminder: Microsoft owns Zenimax, Activision-Blizzard, and other studios. This also includes id (Doom), Arkane, MachineGames (Indiana Jones), Bethesda, Obsidian, Double Fine, Halo Studios, The Coalition (Gears of War), Rare, Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Sledgehammer, Raven Software, Mojang, Turn 10…

Nobody's asked for my opinion on the Musk/Trump fight. My position is they both suck, nobody is a winner, and they will destroy society.

I sang a cover of a TikTok trend to describe a story about Dolly the Basset Hound and before you say anything, I’m not going to quit my day job, which is unemployment. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MAEND7/

Dolly going for maximum butt press

Wayback machine shows this blog post existing in December 2024 with clarifying language about not using images for training added a few days ago. The post itself describes a per-user opt-in app. This isn’t what this person makes it out to be. I’m against unethical AI usages, but this isn’t it.

It’s still that kind of day.

Yeah it’s that kind of day.

Validity of a password breech notwithstanding you should use an Authenticator if at all possible for your accounts but I wish Steam’s didn’t involve a proprietary app.

What do you call a unmovable blob

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Big sleepy fury log

**EIGHTY** of you follow this grifter account. Unfollow @altnps.bsky.social already, jeez.

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Tonight my new wrestling character, 2007's Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, debuts on Terminally Online Grappling Arts! www.twitch.tv/togawrasslin

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