Me: Are you continuing the prank tradition with your own kids? Kimmel: Oh, yeah. This weekend we’re putting up signs in our neighborhood that say “We’ve lost our chimpanzee,” and warning people not to get too close to it, but if you see it, call us.

Me: Are you continuing the prank tradition with your own kids? Kimmel: Oh, yeah. This weekend we’re putting up signs in our neighborhood that say “We’ve lost our chimpanzee,” and warning people not to get too close to it, but if you see it, call us.

Just hilariously sloppy. He'll lie and pretend it was meant to be public, but he would NEVER post "it's killing our reputation and credibility."

Many mourned MLK when he was assassinated. Others honked their horns in celebration. www.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/r...

Easily the best film still of all time. Austin Butler/Liev Schreiber, Vincent D'Onofrio in Caught Stealing. LOL LOL

Actual line from The Morning Show: "Dude, your golden parachute was shot full of holes, and you crash landed in Cancel City."

Actual line from The Morning Show: "Dude, your golden parachute was shot full of holes, and you crash landed in Cancel City."

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“I’ve got bed head,” Redford says with mild despair. I profiled Redford in 2013. We ran into Brad Pitt at Telluride, the first time they had seen each other in a decade. There were happy tears. He was smart, funny, and yeah handsome. RIP www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...

“I’ve got bed head,” Redford says with mild despair. I profiled Redford in 2013. We ran into Brad Pitt at Telluride, the first time they had seen each other in a decade. There were happy tears. He was smart, funny, and yeah handsome. RIP www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...

The part where he says Hortman knew her killer is just another gallon of misinformation on the bonfire.

absolutely repugnant, gutfeld completely dismisses the assassination of melissa hortman, calls it a "bull shit" example of political violence

The clatter of saviors rattling their sabers Outdated concepts from frightening liars The militant righteous of sober toothed tigers. But you cannot ever let it find you Trying to hide it will catch you Lying still and making plans and getting sunburned TheChills www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwDD...

I started out as a reporter-researcher @newrepublic.com with Ruth Shalit. One day, she turned to me and said, 'Every time I look at you your nose gets smaller.' And that's when I knew I'd made it to the big leagues.

Less eye black next time.

I started out as a reporter-researcher @newrepublic.com with Ruth Shalit. One day, she turned to me and said, 'Every time I look at you your nose gets smaller.' And that's when I knew I'd made it to the big leagues.

Independent journalists often base their work on the reporting of traditional outlets.

Thank you to people who are explaining groypers to me by (unknowingly) sending my own writing to me.

While I haven't seen any evidence Tyler Robinson was a groyper, I have been getting a lot of questions bc I write about Nick Fuentes. Here is a thread of some of my work about Fuentes and/or his followers.

She said, There's not much hope for a red dirt girl Somewhere out there is a great big world Thats where I'm bound And the stars might fall on Alabama But one of these days I'm going to swing my hammer down Away from this red dirt town I'm going to make a joyful sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_s...

She said, There's not much hope for a red dirt girl Somewhere out there is a great big world Thats where I'm bound And the stars might fall on Alabama But one of these days I'm going to swing my hammer down Away from this red dirt town I'm going to make a joyful sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_s...

This is wise.

People ask me what kind of man I am and I say Elvis Costello, but just from Get Happy! to King of America. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfK1...

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America was already a tinder box. Charlie Kirk's assassination is a lit match. My latest:

This cap loves me and I love it back unconditionally.

It ain't that in their hearts they're bad They'd stick by you if they could But that's just bullshit baby People just ain't no good People they ain't no good People they ain't no good People they ain't no good at all www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBa...

If you want, I'll sell you a life story About a man who's at loggerheads with his past all the time He's alive and living in purgatory... He was born to live like a mercenary Well personally, I think that's fine if you're in the right mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIH4...

This UFL game is oddly compelling.

This UFL game is oddly compelling.

Gotta go to Wentz.

Movie idea. At loose ends, a mid 50s writer decides to chuck it all away and get his MFA. This causes some strife with his wife who happens to be chair of said MFA program. Confusion reigns at the fiction workshops! Might be better as a limited series or a comic documentary funded by the CBC.

As a soon to be member of the Independent Media Sphere, one of my guys and in some cases my gals that I always tell people to subscribe to and support: The independent sports news blog, @defector.com

Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night song has sad, depressing undertones this year. Almost as if we can’t pretend that things are ok anymore.

What if Marshall Manning said 'Dad, I fcking play lacrosse. Pay attention to me!'

Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night song has sad, depressing undertones this year. Almost as if we can’t pretend that things are ok anymore.

Jesus Christ. Talk to me about white Ohio drug addicts who almost died. I know a few! And ya know what? None of them would want to commit war crimes. Jesus, this makes me mad.

I was clamoring for Luis Guzman to do a Criterion Closet thing and instead get him unnamed as a bartender in a Fan Duel ad. This is the state of America.

Friday Nights Lights on a Saturday night in Maui. I didn't take this photo but I was at Lahainaluna High against Maui last night. Lahainaluna, founded in 1831, is above the destruction and now reconstruction of the Lahaina fires. Such a resilient place. The Lunas led by Joe Arcangel. I kid you not.

Friday Nights Lights on a Saturday night in Maui. I didn't take this photo but I was at Lahainaluna High against Maui last night. Lahainaluna, founded in 1831, is above the destruction and now reconstruction of the Lahaina fires. Such a resilient place. The Lunas led by Joe Arcangel. I kid you not.

A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: The late Eva Cassidy's gorgeous cover of the Eagles classic "Desperado." Her vocal track was recorded in 1994; the perfect Hammond organ you hear accompanying her here was added in 2024 by her keyboardist Lenny Williams. See you around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa9Q...

Whoa. How do you feel at the end of the day Just like you've walked over your own grave--Weller.

Movie idea. At loose ends, a mid 50s writer decides to chuck it all away and get his MFA. This causes some strife with his wife who happens to be chair of said MFA program. Confusion reigns at the fiction workshops! Might be better as a limited series or a comic documentary funded by the CBC.

Conjures up for me Phil Ochs' Jim Dean Of Indiana, well except for the fascism and palling around with Goering. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhkd...

Nothing makes a Maui visit complete unless you drive 3 hours on broken roads to Hana and view the obscure grave of Charles Lindbergh, original America First guy.

Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.

This is the good stuff.

Amari Cooper retired the right way. After being traded around by an unfeeling NFL, he waited until the last possible second and left the Raiders in the lurch. Nothing but respect.

Back from another day shooting The Old Man And The Sea. I play the old man's stand-in. But I was told from a reliable source that I am being considered to play the tuna that is lashed to the boat and gored by sharks down to its skeleton.