me for the next 2 weeks

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

The Colorado Rockies every spring

me today

this is me rn if anyone cares

me when I read another dumbass post

Your honor, I love him

IT’S TIME

Never beating the allegations

I love fortnite star Shohei Ohtani

he/they of the day - beloved whovian JoJo McDodd from horton hears a who

hey thanks for downloading our game. before you play can you clear 35 gb of space on your computer. thanks i need to update now can you clear 25 gb of space on your computer. thanks i just need to verify the data now can you clear 15 gb on your com

Every moderate who told me to calm down in 2016 owes me a thousand dollars.

This is my 13th reason

he/they(s) of the day - star wars cantina band

boobs <3

bet yall won’t be able to guess what show we’re watching

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

Winter snacks are so cozy! repost to send a treat: live.dashducks.tv

Quite obvious:

finding sports inherently straight is something people need to desperately unlearn i fear

The Trump-Trudeau-Mavs-Lakers-Beyoncé trajectory of this Saturday night is unreal.

Woaaah Luka and Beyoncé to the Knicks??

Max Scherzer arriving in Dunedin for spring training (complimentary)

Take back your attention.

Do I listen to Balloonerism knowing it will send me into a mental breakdown?

heard the new switch got announced and my clit perked up

I don’t know what to tell you. The dodgers had terrible owners who bankrupt the team 13 years ago. Then they got owners who didn’t use the dodgers as their own personal piggy bank and instead invested $$ in the stadium, player development and talented FAs. Every billionaire owner can do this!

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Day 1: No Cat

hey what do you mean tomorrow is 2025

Made this bread just in case anyone wants to fall in love with me today

Really fucked up when Scar kills Mufasa

Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.

okay I get the balatro hype

happy one year Ohtaniversary

This is the most concerning thing about my wrapped

Boston went from 1st in CBT payroll in 2018 and 2019 to 12th in 2023 and 2024. They can absolutely do it, and as Daniel says, they do not want to. The game’s in a shitty place in that regard, but I won’t have remorse about my favorite team trying more than anyone else.

big head

I love my emotional support Tommy Edman