lmao even

My cousin’s new mini Bernedoodle puppy is named Bochy and I’ve never been so conflicted

Mookie’s foray into podcasting made a drift into right-wing ideology inevitable. “Content creator” is fascism coded.

Cincinnati Reds signed free agent LHP Caleb Ferguson.

Trump take game

These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

So we’re probably invading Cuba too at some point?

the saddest day of my life is when John Hinckley missed

well now he's headed for a maximum-secutiety ponytentiary

Tony Soprano kicking the insurance woman out of his hospital room as she tells him about a “wallet biopsy” needs to be a gif

My brother, who doesn’t often communicate with me, who said there’s no room for centrists (like him) in our current political environment, who recently said he thinks trans women should not play women’s sports just texted me, outraged about Trump’s post about Rob Reiner

is it because surgery

You may not realize this but the vibes at NHL games are immaculate

How your email finds me

Every year I get my mom a Harry and David’s basket for Christmas and she usually makes it last until March.

Sorry Nicki Minaj we have Azealia Banks at home

Under socialism everyone will have a present-wrapping room

the Mets fans want me to love Edwin Díaz immediatelyand without conditions but he has a flat ass. how am I supposed to trust a pitcher with a flat ass. that is contrary to my brand and my heart. Tanner Scott I need to u get better right now.

you get loofah?

I can live with “ED3” so long as they don’t try to bring that Timmy Trumpet intro here

ED3

the Dubai chocolate trend needs to end immediately

I’m gagging

Personally I think the Hall is full at this point so they should have to take a player out of the Hall of Fame to put a new one in.

Pete Alonso was also mad about Devin Williams

the Mets are tanking

I can’t believe Beltran is gonna be in the hall

One way you can save on concert tickets is by getting really into dead musicians

Wait THAT Edwin Diaz?

Interesting because this is an Arial ass administration

The Blackhawks are getting bodied

If I get a World Series ball signed by Rob Manfred in my stocking I’m going to hunt and k1ll Santa

My nephew Bingo is 14 years old and weighs probably 14 pounds but that doesn’t stop him from trying to hump year old 85 pound Lyndon

on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s decision to not seek reelection:

development.

Highly recommend watching Wake Up Dead Man in the theater so you can see just how weird Josh O’Connor’s ears are

the MRI came back negative

when we text to say we’re on our way

Buying this as stocking stuffers for everyone I know and hoping it’s about the next MLB Collective Bargaining Agreement

The stockings were hung

It’s been a year since Lyndon came home

you guys are going to just tag your account to the swear counting bot? knowing you're feeding dozens or potentially even hundreds of new pottymouth swears into its AI model??

Must love dogs. Except French bulldogs, it’s fine if you don’t love them.

I just think the CIA shouldn’t have created an elaborate plot to have National Guardsmen killed as a pretext for more fascism and xenophobia

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This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).