Please wish Lyndon a happy first birthday

Yankees fans are casuals who would get their asses handed to them if they tried to invade Citizens Bank Park.

not enough of you are saying negative things about Yankees fans for me to repost

Calling it now: If there is one thing on this big ol' green planet Earth worse than dick-wagging, cigar-chomping, "27 rings" Yankees fans; it is sensitive, underdog, "no one believes in us" Yankees fans

Never seen Titanic. Why waste three hours when I know the boat sinks.

I hope Bluesky actually is dying. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be the last person on a social media website.

disliking the robot umps is eugenics actually

the AL is weak

oh hey Tommy Cakes

AJ Pierogi annoys me in several ways: * says annoying things * has an annoying voice

I know I should be on a high and not dooming but Dodgers need to sweep because I don’t trust Tyler for game 4

I wouldn’t have pegged Andy Pages as the kind of nerd capable of hacking pitchcom

FUCK YOU DODGERS WIN

Tyler you have disappointed me once again

a clerk in a convenience store just refused me service

haven’t kids suffered enough

Phillies in 3

crying shrieking throwing up

Just landed in Philadelphia and there’s another Dodgers fan (sitting in the last row) in his jersey going straight to the ballpark. I’m so lame

I’m currently on a plane and the guy in the middle seat is a manspreader and looks like Feech LaManna from the Sopranos, so yeah I do remember

old friend alert

me as a Dodgers fan at the bagel shop: do you have any other brands of cream cheese

Blake Treinen? What the fuck is this

You can’t be a GenX queer unless you have a favorite Indigo Girl

Postseason

I will be out of town for Lyndon’s actual 1st birthday (on Monday) so we told him today is the day and took him for a cookie at the dog bakery

Trump would never do anything illegal 😉

the internet was a mistake

If it makes the Mets feel any better, they wouldn’t have beaten the Dodgers either

oh no mah Top Golf

I’m too busy/lazy to bracket but my answer is Ben Casparius and for my 15th anniversary my employer gave me $400 to donate to the charity of my choice so Peace Over Violence will get that #bracketszn25

Democrats have concluded that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are complete failures as congressional leaders; they want to see both of them replaced and retired from Congress.

this game isn’t real but my anger at the Los Angeles Kings complete inability to capitalize on scoring opportunities is

Just now learning that people liked Killers of the Flower Moon and, even more surprisingly, didn’t get the Tár joke

I know it seems crazy but the umps only got one strike call wrong over the entire Cubs/Padres series

we are cooked, it’s joever

eat shit Padres and their fans

It’s so funny to me that Phillies fans are so basic that they’re desperately searching for Dodgers fans to troll…here on BlueSky

Your Japanese ace pitcher gives up earned runs? Couldn’t be me

If they bring in Treinen or Tanner and blow this game I’m going to Jan 6 Dodgers Stadium who’s with me

the Reds pulled what I like to call “a classic Dodgers move” there

Muncy scoring from first

Penny Marshall as the Babysitter Bandit: “Time to wash your face…brush your teeth…and say your prayers”

You’re enjoying Dubai chocolate even though your dad died on 9/11?

It’s interesting that the government shut down when I wanted them to shut up