autism becomes more prevalent like big boats cause the oceans to rise. you learning new shit doesnt mean that shit didnt already exist. these people dont just prefer ignorance, they insist on it.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Fuck Charlie Kirk, all my homies hate Charlie Kirk. I hope he's getting real crispy down there in hell.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

is this not the least vivacious person youve seen since last week

damn i missed the news today and now i gotta say a good thing about the third worst jim in late night

Exhibit 8712.

ive been playing this game on tiktok where i block every person who says some cheesy shit about the recent utah incident and you have to go to their profile to block them, why are all of these accounts brand new with like four videos? whos buying all these bots? 🤔🤔🤔

the story of wirts leg: whats the wirts that can happen

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

the guy who made i think you should leave did what in Utah?

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Fascist commentators and neo-nazis picked up on the posts and began to spread them on X. What happened next is very funny: Bluesky immediately caved to the fascist pushback and used the article from the Federalist as a list to decide who to ban. Me, bree, Gretchen Felker-Martin and others.

There's also the fact that they want to hide the evidence of their responsibility for his death. Charlie Kirk was recently blackballed from MAGA for calling for the release of the Epstein files. Nick Fuentes was fuming, and Laura Loomer pretty much sicced her followers on him last week:

Charlie Kirk: “God’s perfect law says gays should be stoned to death.” Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”

I saw this. Tried to send it to someone. Saved it. And in that time span her account got suspended. Video saved but could not be sent thru TT dms

This explains it better than I can

caught the cat and the dog having positive social relations again, cats pissed about it

this was in the heart of downtown Oakland, myself and a thousand other people all heard this kid being tortured and not a single person with any bit of authority had a single negative thing to say about it

they made it a game to watch him beg and scream, and i never saw anyone of them do anything to help him, he was still crying and pleading as i was taken elsewhere. there are no good cops because if any one of them existed in the entire building they would have done something for him

when i was arrested in 2013 there was another kid a couple holding cells down from me who was pleading for his schizophrenia meds, which were in his bag, because he was in crisis. the officers spent the entirety of seven or eight hours telling him he could have them if he "just calmed down"

making a plastic clownfish and shipping it across the world four times to let you know clownfish are endangered like and subscribe and we'll send three other plastic clownfish to an already established clownfish neighborhood to freak out the little clownfish going to clown school

mentally im here

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

ayyyyy

what the hell

when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

the face of a dog who noticed i fell asleep on the couch and proceeded to eat a whole ginger root, half of an unripe avocado and all the stir fried vegetables on the stove.

we should apply all the hate we have for ai to everyone who works in advertising as well.

yeah ill watch the ricky gervais show... with my ass

people think the tech elite are “following Yarvin’s philosophy,” but i think that’s exactly backwards. every royal court in history had a philosopher on the payroll who’s job it was to tell the king all the shit he already believed

say what you will about america but ive never seen poldark and luigi mangione in the same room at the same time

donald trump keeps his poop suitcase in his pants

while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.

uh oh professor nimby is about to write me a strongly worded essay and the word freeloader appears two sentences in, id better listen up

If you're reacting dramatically to Trump's attacks on unhoused people in DC, but giving people shit bc they don't support Newsom, the gentlest thing that I can say is that your politics are inconsistent. Yell all you want. I can't feel called out by someone with that kind of moral flexibility.

Two great tastes taste great together