what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

Heading down to the baby vaccine store, anyone need anything?

Disney probably figure that everyone who wanted him gone will be Rapturing tomorrow.

Trump is calling autism “out of control” No… Autism stigma is out of control Ableism is out of control Inaccessibility to basic healthcare and support is out of control

[spelling bee] Your word is 'bananas' Gwen Stefani: *whispering to herself* c'mon Gwen, you know this

I spent all weekend poring over the signs and omens, and I do not believe the Rapture is happening tomorrow. However, I am afraid that all portents indicate the Vengabus is coming, so I am packing a go-bag just in case.

Subtly downgrade a band: Late Summer Out Boy

I have such wonderful wonderful tastes to show you.

I just walked into my 14-year-old daughter’s room and she was listening to Mazzy Star and I think I may have had a single tear of pride roll down my cheek.

Job creation will be here in 2 weeks.

I’m sure this won’t be as good as my Meemaw’s recipe that has been handed down for generations.

It will be interesting to see the impact to Disney stock tomorrow

Remember, nothing good ever happened to those in Hollywood who participated in the Mcarthy witch-hunts! Now time to take a big sip of coffee and look up who the head of SAG was that turned over names to HUAC.

Fully expecting a “Dylan Roof is being recognized more and more” type statement from Patel later this evening.

Clearing my calendar for tomorrow to do my part.

Savvy shoppers know that private label brands are often made by the same manufacturers as the name brand products. There is not a marketing budget to drive up the price, so the savings are passed on to the consumer!

My dad was convinced the key to raising we’ll-rounded children was a healthy exposure to all the classics. So when I hear people say, “We will make ‘Them’ pay, I am confused because I did not think oversized radioactive ants had anything to do with this present situation.

I’m expecting Schumer to announce that they have come to an agreement on a budget, and that Democrats will be locking themselves in cages as part of the deal.

So happy Jeff Hiller got the recognition he deserves! Somebody Somewhere is such a special show, and it is a travesty it got cut short.

Emmy categories are out of control this year

Watching the Emmys tonight!

Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title: John Carpenter’s Mannequin 2: On the Move.

This is what it feels like watching the media grapple with who the shooter is

I think this is the best summary of where we are, for those not terminally online.

Anyway, time to get back to releasing those Epstein files

Does the fact they haven’t announced anything about him mean his politics and motive are more useful if unknown?

“We know the shooter was a socialist and transgender. They are hopefully Hispanic or maybe Palestinian? We are working hard to identify who they are. No we have no evidence of this, we just know this in our hearts” -What I’m expecting from the first Bongino / Patel press update.

What did he know and when did he know it?

Post a team you would send instead of Patel and Bongino

Today is shaping up to be a fantastic candidate for a “let’s avoid the internet day”

Kirk's murder is getting the treatment it's getting because media types still live on Nazi Twitter and have a warped idea of his significance -- and the significance of a lot of stuff -- to regular people.

My favorite thing about NATO discussing an Article 4 response and our president saying “Here we go!” is that I still have to go to my little meetings, and turn in reports and continue working.

Mainstream media will be silent on this.

Slogan ideas… “Smoking hot body or your money back” – crematorium “The first one’s on the house” – chimney installers “We’re not afraid to raise a few eyebrows” – plastic surgeons “We’ll help bring out your inner child” – maternity ward “There’s no turning back now” – neck brace manufacturers

I do NOT welcome a forensic analysis of the “loopy D and long tail”, thank you very much.

Oh great, now I need to check with my doctor to see if my cooties shots are up to date.

I don’t know if it’s a congressional or presidential power but can someone just declare that everything is closed for 10 days so we can all get higher than Jesus and watch How It’s Made all day

If you are like me, you have probably wondered what will happen when AI replaces all workers at a company. What will those AI employees listen to? Someone finally has a solution! AI slop for the AI listeners! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Of all the days to just throw on an Aggie hat when taking kids to school… I’m ashamed of what is happening there.

Always a treat to wake up and see what BritSky got up to through the night. I will not be googling “Bagpuss”, but I’m glad everyone is having fun.

If the Ezra be Levin, The argument’s revvin’ If the Ezra be Klein, Well, not most of the time.

I am once again asking you to remember there are at least 2 Ezras who comment on national politics.

Now that the letter has been released, how long until the Roberts court steps in and makes the WSJ pay the $10 Billion? www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Monday goals.

"Hey my sidekick saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

I asked my kids what they would want to do if we won the Powerball, and my son said “billionaires shouldn’t exist, so we should give away most of it.” My daughter then started listing charities she would want to support.

Well, the cell block of accused murderers in a women’s prison receives a new inmate whose luck turns when she’s represented by a lawyer who understands the system and . . . oh.

Everyone knows salt melts ice.

I know it is cliché or basic or whatever, but it is the first Saturday when there is a little crispness in the air, and I have to admit there is something pleasant about sitting outside and enjoying pumpkin spice existential dread for a change.