I really want the kind of delusion men appear to have about their looks where they can go around calling women who will never ever fuck them even if they were the last men on earth “ugly”. My guy put his whole face through a Snapchat picture and still looks…like that.

"The image clearly depicts me as a simple vendor of seafood sandwiches"

"For more than an hour, several employees said, workers in the facility were instructed to continue fetching totes, picking items off shelves and loading them onto trucks for delivery as the man lay dead, and management figured out their next steps."

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Time to enjoy some 1960s Hungarian calendar cards! maraid.co.uk/blog/2014/10...

My new collection ‘Thin Places in Hard Concrete‘ is out on 30 April as an eBook and paperback with 10 brand new weird stories. Pre-order the eBook here 👉 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DC5PL7T4

ZRK, Warsaw, Polish Matchbox Label, c.1970 designreviewed.com/artefacts/zr...

Monday #mood

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Hello #RaveyardShift! 🎶🕺🪩💃🎶 Another storming #RaveyardRoundup playlist for your pleasure this week, with 139 tracks, plus a couple below that I couldn't find on YT (let me know if you can, and I'll add them), and a number of full mixes to check out too... Playlist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMa7...

This, from The Onion, is strangely moving.

🤩🥳 youtu.be/9C28ieHYIHE?... #raveyardshift

New Bangles tune just dropped.

The corruption is indeed staggering.

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Encouraging Aggie to frightful horticultural indiscretions.

The metaverse cost $80bn???? These ppl shouldn't be allowed on WiFi again

Top marks for original thinking.

How to measure the area of your cat. #PiDay

Delia Derbyshire diorama kits fom heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com

Can this be a solution?

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quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

We back Animal on bank notes 100%

Living for Today by Karen Fisher (1972)

Living for Today by Karen Fisher (1972) #BrionvegaRR126

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I WALK I'M A WOMAN'S MAN; NO TIME TO TALK

Historians agree that the real Pandora’s Box was likely a basket of grumpy kittens. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1904.

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you are not prepared for the soundtrack

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Post a tree you photographed

Yeah, I don’t think that’s the lyrics.

"Books are meat and medicine and flame and flight and flower steel, stitch, cloud and clout, and drumbeats on the air." ~ Gwendolyn Brooks 🌸🌸🌸 ❤️🖤💚

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

The Blaupunkt Carnaby Radio (1969)

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Plenty of talent but not much booze.

I wanted endless reports of lots of different people being arrested. Not endless reports about one

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Friday

With every fibre of my being, let me say this in a loud, clear, booming voice: this should have happened when Virginia Giuffre was alive to see it.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

HOTTEST DROP OF THE DECADE: My photos of the abandoned service station at Leicester Markfield

Advert on TV for letting Google reply to your mates messages with data it finds on your phone to save you having to interact with them and further detach you from humanity. Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.